Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Montecore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Perhaps you should contribute to Lester's Kill a Paigow To Save A Tiger Fund.

We don't want the money. Trading a cougar for a tiger is a zero-sum exchange.

Now a little Holiday Humor:

Do you know what tiges sing at Christmas?

"Jungle bells, jungle bells . . ."



Oy vey, I need some new material.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Where's the "He picked you, out of all the chicks available, so get him a plasma screen for Xmas or you're an ungrateful cunt."

De Beers has had a century+ to hone their pitch without having to worry about the product changing on them. If plasma screens are still around in a hundred years, I'm sure they will have refined the sales techniques to be equally nauseating.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Haven't you been listening? It's not that you don't know how to benefit. You're just really really really not dark enough to land yourself the right kind of mentor.

TM

Translation: I'm fucking a partner's wife and she'll lose her house in the Hamptons and the coop apartment on the Park if he finds out. Bitch bought me a car to shut me up.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Along which lines, anyone have good holiday gift ideas for their SO they want to share?

(1 week to go and still nothing in hand).

I'm buying mine a house.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Or Sebby's plasma-screen sounds nice, if I get to hog the remote control...

I am trying to be a good girl and wait for the prices to come down -- I just can't see paying $15,000 for a TV (yes I know they come cheaper but my husband wants one the same size that he has now). I like the idea of a TV that hangs on the wall -- think of the nifty things you could do with the extra space beneath.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm buying mine a house.

Did that last year.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Where's the "He picked you, out of all the chicks available, so get him a plasma screen for Xmas or you're an ungrateful cunt."

Yankee magazine is running that ad, alongside the "She puts up with the hair forest in your crack and cleans the skidmarks that emerged from the woods out of your jeans, so where is her uncut eightball?"

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm buying mine a house.

I sincerely hope you'll be living there too, Wonk. Otherwise, that wouldn't exactly be in the spirit of the season...

[SlaveNoMore]

LessinSF
Actually, this is all mine:

"Welcome to FindLaw, where Greedy Associates mingle and interact -- albeit in a very impersonal manner. Ennui, angst, and disconsolation permeate our photoresins. We retain, though, a spark of hope, a point of light, that somewhere -- maybe over the rainbow -- there is a better way of living, a new paradigm for a new millennium. We patiently bide our time before we bolt to greener pastures.

Oh, the humanity."

The triple effort of you, me and Mr. Oblivion, whereas we posted the picture of the cock ring ("One Ring to Rule them All") and ran off insults about 50 regulars, which was then deleted less than hour thereafter by SFTM v2.0, was much better, IMHO.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I am trying to be a good girl and wait for the prices to come down -- I just can't see paying $15,000 for a TV (yes I know they come cheaper but my husband wants one the same size that he has now). I like the idea of a TV that hangs on the wall -- think of the nifty things you could do with the extra space beneath.

I was out looking at flat-screens recently and was surprised a lot of the pictures actually sucked. I think the technology needs to improve too before it's really worth the bucks. But clearing all the room space, and the sleek factor--tempting.

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Did that last year.

I caught mine trying to buy me a car last weekend and put a stop to that but quick.

Told him I'd rather have a pontoon boat.

Bought him a Sage rod, a Galvan reel, casting lessons and a new tent. Flyfishing in the winter is fabulous!

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Yankee magazine is running that ad, alongside the "She puts up with the hair forest in your crack and cleans the skidmarks that emerged from the woods out of your jeans, so where is her uncut eightball?"

And you wonder why some assume you are a coke whore.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
. . . think of the nifty things you could do with the extra space beneath.

Oh, good, more room for Cheetos crumbs and dirty socks.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Flyfishing in the winter is fabulous!

Tried it. Too hard to hit that little hole we drilled.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The triple effort of you, me and Mr. Oblivion, whereas we posted the picture of the cock ring ("One Ring to Rule them All") and ran off insults about 50 regulars, which was then deleted less than hour thereafter by SFTM v2.0, was much better, IMHO.

Slave

Must I remind you that you had been on the Icky Board for like two days before the Infirm move, and had nothing to do with any of its beginnings? For this I award you the Honorary Lester I Was Here First, Am a Flounder, and Am In With The In Crowd Award.

This post also merits a Slave Not So Inside Inside Joke That Isn't Really Funny Award.

Strong, strong work, my man. Who said you were retired?