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06-21-2005, 07:45 PM
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#2431
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Three drawbacks -- (1) Ms. Vain FB is sunnybunny (I think) (2) Cayenne is an SUV for chrissakes, it's like you don't even know me!! and (3) those trojans may have spermicide. Maybe that's 2.5 drawbacks.
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I have to work with the prizes that our sponsors have provided. The Fashion Board's Most Sluttiest Poster has not been picked up by The WB yet. Besides, it isn't like you have the contest wrapped up or anything. Before me post 10 really slutty women, but only one of you will be The Fashion Board's Most Sluttiest Poster.
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06-21-2005, 07:48 PM
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#2432
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have to work with the prizes that our sponsors have provided. The Fashion Board's Most Sluttiest Poster has not been picked up by The WB yet. Besides, it isn't like you have the contest wrapped up or anything. Before me post 10 really slutty women, but only one of you will be The Fashion Board's Most Sluttiest Poster.
[I'm Tyra Banks, bitch!]
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Who are the contenders? I may have to watch this Tyra thing.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 07:49 PM
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#2433
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who are the contenders? I may have to watch this Tyra thing.
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Contenders? If gwink starts hitting people, I'm out. Lover, not a fighter, etc.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-21-2005, 07:54 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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ThurgreedMarshall Breasticle Day III
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I expect more nekkidness this time around.
TM
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But of course. I'll be a separated woman by then. |
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06-21-2005, 07:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Squeeze the Tube From The Bottom
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Coltrane just passed you. Lucky for him the mental picture of him running along with bandaids on his nips has started to fade. Oops. It is coming back to me now.
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Don't forget the really short shorts.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 08:03 PM
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#2436
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Contenders? If gwink starts hitting people, I'm out. Lover, not a fighter, etc.
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If there's actual physical hitting involved, I'm out.
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I'm using lipstick again.
Last edited by ltl/fb; 06-21-2005 at 08:05 PM..
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06-21-2005, 08:20 PM
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#2437
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If there's actual physical hitting involved, I'm out.
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How about light spanking (not spanky)?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 08:23 PM
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#2438
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If there's actual physical hitting involved, I'm out.
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Why would there be hitting involved? This is not The Fashion Board's Manliest Purportedly Female Poster (NFH has that one bagged already). Obviously in order to determine Most Sluttiest the contestants will have to bang our celebrity panel of judges in various ways (and look damn good doing it). The celebrity panel includes:
Thurgreed Marshall, world famous Playboy photographer and organizer of multiple Breasticle Day events;
c2ed, the Fashion Board's first Diamond Nips Award recipient and honorary chick judge;
Taxwonk, always willing participant and creator of the lecherous old man routine so popular amongst the FB Betties;
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LessinSF, initiator of the Blow Me For America campaign and generally horny guy.
Watch each week, because there are sure to be special guest judges as well! |
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06-21-2005, 08:25 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Duchess of Pork
How old is she? Because she looks bad. Someone should tell her about the benefits of bangs.
NEW YORK - Britain's Sarah Ferguson Monday unveiled the "Duchess of York," a new sandwich named after her by New York's Stage Deli, but pleaded with dieters not to finish the cheese-drizzled concoction.
Once derided as the "Duchess of Pork" by the British tabloids for her portly physique, Ferguson cut a svelte figure in a cream-colored pinstripe blazer and matching skirt as she introduced the grilled chicken breast topped with melted Muenster cheese and wasabi horseradish mayonnaise.
Ferguson was not paid by the Stage Deli for the endorsement, the eatery said. But she is a spokeswoman for French's GourMayo, which makes the wasabi horseradish mayonnaise used in her namesake sandwich. She also represents the diet company Weight Watchers.
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06-21-2005, 08:30 PM
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#2440
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why would there be hitting involved? This is not The Fashion Board's Manliest Purportedly Female Poster (NFH has that one bagged already). Obviously in order to determine Most Sluttiest the contestants will have to bang our celebrity panel of judges in various ways (and look damn good doing it). The celebrity panel includes:
Thurgreed Marshall, world famous Playboy photographer and organizer of multiple Breasticle Day events;
c2ed, the Fashion Board's first Diamond Nips Award recipient and honorary chick judge;
Taxwonk, always willing participant and creator of the lecherous old man routine so popular amongst the FB Betties;
and
LessinSF, initiator of the Blow Me For America campaign and generally horny guy.
Watch each week, because there are sure to be special guest judges as well!
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Christ, I am so out. I am reverting to sexless in self defense.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 11:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Solstice
I can't believe we forgot to celebrate the solstice today.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-21-2005, 11:41 PM
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#2442
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Solstice
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can't believe we forgot to celebrate the solstice today.
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We did. It was the.greatest.cream.pie.thread.ever!
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 11:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Solstice
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Originally posted by Iron Steve
We did. It was the.greatest.cream.pie.thread.ever!
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That's not festive. It's not even fat.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-22-2005, 12:00 AM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
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Solstice
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's not festive. It's not even fat.
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It can be, bukkake is fattening. Or so Thurgreed's mamma complains.
eta: technical query: does bukkake involve the delivery of a cream pie? I would say it's like a cream pie in the face, but I don't know if that counts.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
Last edited by Iron Steve; 06-22-2005 at 12:02 AM..
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06-22-2005, 09:37 AM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well that beats my nearly-killed-us-all-with-fireworks-on-the-dock-on-Lake-Conroe-after-too-much-champagne Y2K celebration.
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Late, late catch up.
Have we done this as a poll? What did you do for NYE Y2k?
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