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07-27-2005, 02:18 PM
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Why No Gossip?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It must be the hormones making me care about celebrities' love lives, but I hope he's just a rebound. She's too good for him, as are ncs and dtb.
ETA that I really like her watch.
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Looks like Cartier Tank. Nice fucking watch. I'd like one mysself. When you get yours, throw one in the bag for me.
Rose gold, dark brown alligator strap. thanks.
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07-27-2005, 02:23 PM
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Help
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I call it "giving someone the benefit of the dtb."
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like Helen read it backwards
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07-27-2005, 02:27 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't creats an ass like that with plastic. Thats genetic. Sure, you can augment/sculp, etc... but Burke's ass cannot be crafted out of a naturally bad ass. If he did anything to it, it was minimal.
Thats why I'm an ass lover. I'm a purist. Not a dirty sanchezing purist like MR... but a purist.
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She could be talking about that nose job. As if you've seen her nose.
See? That nose.
Ack. And that necklace. What is that? A boulder?
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07-27-2005, 02:29 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
She could be talking about that nose job. As if you've seen her nose.
See? That nose.
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My cousin is airport security, and he and his buddies each have a pair of her panties they took out of a checked bag. they were clean but had clearly been worn before 
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07-27-2005, 02:32 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My cousin is airport security, and he and his buddies each have a pair of her panties they took out of a checked bag. they were clean but had clearly been worn before
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I knew it. They go through the panties every time!
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07-27-2005, 02:34 PM
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No smoking
New Jersey Assemblyman John McKeon, D-Essex, outside his law office in Springfield, N.J., last Thursday. McKeon has sponsored a measure that calls for a ban on smoking while driving in the state.
This is odd. There should be a ban on people eating while driving. Those are the real dangerous ones.
Oh, and those idiots who drive with a fucking dog in their lap.
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07-27-2005, 02:34 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
She could be talking about that nose job. As if you've seen her nose.
See? That nose.
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No. I don't see. Please show a shot where her nose looks different.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ack. And that necklace. What is that? A boulder?
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Yeah. She has horrible taste in clothes other people pay her to model.
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07-27-2005, 02:36 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
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Am I too old
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
She could be talking about that nose job. As if you've seen her nose.
See? That nose.
Ack. And that necklace. What is that? A boulder?
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I'm betting on cheekbone implants as well.
ETA: and maybe some eyelid/brow nips and tucks
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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07-27-2005, 02:39 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. I don't see. Please show a shot where her nose looks different.
Yeah. She has horrible taste in clothes other people pay her to model.
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subtle. but there. there is also rumor of cheek implants and veneers. crap I hate when that happens
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07-27-2005, 02:39 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
She could be talking about that nose job. As if you've seen her nose.
See? That nose.
Ack. And that necklace. What is that? A boulder?
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Why can't that nose be real? I'm not saying it's not, but it seems like flawed logic to say: married to plastic surgeon = fake nose. A rich plastic surgeon isn't going to marry an above-average girl and shape her into something beautiful...actually, I can see a plastic surgeon doing just that (or trying to - I don't think it's possible)
Nevertheless, if you want plastic surgery, and Brooke's face really is fake, I suggest having Mr. Brooke Burke perform on you. She looks great.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 02:40 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. I don't see. Please show a shot where her nose looks different.
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Exactly. We're gonna need a "before" picture.
It's almost like some of the (jealous) women on the board have never seen a naturally beautiful woman before.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 07-27-2005 at 02:42 PM..
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07-27-2005, 02:42 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why can't that nose be real? I'm not saying it's not, but it seems like flawed logic to say: married to plastic surgeon = fake nose. A rich plastic surgeon isn't going to marry an above-average girl and shape her into something beautiful...actually, I can see a plastic surgeon doing just that (or trying to - I don't think it's possible)
Nevertheless, if you want plastic surgery, and Brooke's face really is fake, I suggest having Mr. Brooke Burke perform on you. She looks great.
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Don't plastic surgeons specialize? Aren't there boob guys and nose guys? I wouldn't trust a generalist,
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07-27-2005, 02:44 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Don't plastic surgeons specialize? Aren't there boob guys and nose guys? I wouldn't trust a generalist,
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True. You should go to someone else for your penis enhancement.
ZING!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 02:45 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Don't plastic surgeons specialize? Aren't there boob guys and nose guys? I wouldn't trust a generalist,
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My Beverly Hills plastic surgeon friend does everything. Boobs, face, lipo, etc. Often people want to have multiple things done at once (one recovery period), so being only a boob guy would make the cross-selling much tougher. |
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07-27-2005, 02:48 PM
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Am I too old
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I knew it. They go through the panties every time!
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HER panties.
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