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Dualit · 09-22-2003, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
S(You need Jessica because Christina Aguillera will soon be a great big hookerish version of Cass Elliot if she keeps up that Ho-ho and Big Mac diet)D

I recently read that Xtina purposefully gained the weight for her tour. She was on a high-carb diet. (I'm too lazy to google for the article, so shoot me.) I also saw one of those E! specials that described her significant weight loss during her last tour, even though she was eating everything in sight. Her mother said the tabloid stories of an eating disorder upset Xtina.

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-22-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Simpsons cameos

my favorite not a cameo cameo was George HW Bush.

favorite real cameo was James Woods.

dtb · 09-22-2003, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit by a Football."

It works on so many levels!!

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-22-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude, that's called bait. You think any "decent" (and I use the term loosely) guy claiming to be husband material would wait for sex and marry a Flat Jessica? You get the airbags to attract a larger pool of potential husbands. And at least one of them should be marriage material.

As for them being real and she just developed early - kind of what Britany said - except Britany said she developed late (18) and did NOT have airbags installed.

1. No man with any self-respect is waiting for sex for anywhere near the time it takes to court/get engaged/plan and execute wedding. I wouldn't wait that long for Elle McPherson.

2. "Hey, I got fake boobs" is not a substitute for lack of sex. I'd be more enflamed if my virgin gf did that... its adding insult to injury.

Atticus Grinch · 09-22-2003, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
It works on so many levels!!

Speaking of many levels, I forgot one of my favorites: David Hyde Pierce playing Sideshow Bob's younger brother.

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Bob: You've wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at Clown College?

Cecil: {indignant} I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-22-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Speaking of many levels, I forgot one of my favorites: David Hyde Pierce playing Sideshow Bob's younger brother.

Lisa: "At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard... I may not even get into Vassar."

Homer: "I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!"

NotFromHere · 09-22-2003, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. No man with any self-respect is waiting for sex for anywhere near the time it takes to court/get engaged/plan and execute wedding. I wouldn't wait that long for Elle McPherson.

2. "Hey, I got fake boobs" is not a substitute for lack of sex. I'd be more enflamed if my virgin gf did that... its adding insult to injury.

Hey no one said you couldn't fondle/grope them. It's just that her pool of eligible bachelors increases with breast size.
And I don't think that Elle McPherson is waiting for you either.

NotFromHere · 09-22-2003, 03:15 PM

Well here's a sad thought...
From Forbes.

The Forbes/Milken list of Best Places for Business and Careers ranks 200 metropolitan areas based on the latest government data for employment and wage growth over one- and five-year periods. Analysts at the Milken Institute also search for critical shifts within the vast technology sector, weighting one- and five-year changes in gross tech output, technology as a percentage of the total metro economy and the diversity within tech industries.

We added a job momentum category this year, tracking employment during the first quarter of 2002 to gauge how the metro areas were handling the effects of Sept. 11 and the slowing economy of 2001.
The Top Ten

1. San Diego
2. Santa Rosa
3. Las Vegas
4. Ventura
5. McAllen Metro Area
6. Boise City
7. San Luis Obispo Metro Area
8. Oakland
9. Brownsville Metro Area
10. Orange County

So in other words, you have to move waaayy out to the burbs to get a job - if you don't already have one. With the exception of OC.

purse junkie · 09-22-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. No man with any self-respect is waiting for sex for anywhere near the time it takes to court/get engaged/plan and execute wedding

I can't imagine why any woman would either. The time to find out that you're incompatible in bed with someone is not the night after you've blown years of your life and 20k on the wedding for some schmo you immediately have to divorce.

robustpuppy · 09-22-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
The time to find out that you're incompatible in bed with someone is not the night after you've blown years of your life and 20k on the wedding for some schmo you immediately have to divorce.

I know bilmore will scoff at this, but I learned this by watching SATC. How else would I learn it? I'm not married.

09-22-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Lisa: "At this rate, I'll never get into Harvard... I may not even get into Vassar."

Homer: "I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!"

How is this funny? Seriously. And I have seen the show several times so I know how blustery he sounds. A little like you in fact. WHerease Atticus posts are read in a Clavin voice that sometimes swtiches to Fraser if he is being particularly pedantic.

And thurgreeds posts are always read with a Sherman Helmsley as George Jefferson voice.

robustpuppy · 09-22-2003, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And thurgreeds posts are always read with a Sherman Helmsley as George Jefferson voice.

Not always. Some of his posts are read with a Steve Urkel voice; and some of them with the voice of Steve's suave alter ego, Stephan.

cheeky monkey · 09-22-2003, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

And thurgreeds posts are always read with a Sherman Helmsley as George Jefferson voice.

Maybe I have not lurked long enough to get a full impression, but I was hearing a more whiny version of Al Roker.

cheekymonkey

Watchtower · 09-22-2003, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know bilmore will scoff at this, but I learned this by watching SATC. How else would I learn it? I'm not married.

How did you learn this from the Saudi Arabian Toastmaster Club? That's all I could find when I googled SATC.

And even if it wasn't good right off the bat, sometimes the underperforming partner can work on these things. So just because it's not good the wedding night, doesn't mean it will always be less than fulfilling.

(Editted to say, I respect those who wait until marriage, even if they may be sexy.)

cheeky monkey · 09-22-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not always. Some of his posts are read with a Steve Urkel voice; and some of them with the voice of Steve's suave alter ego, Stephan.

Lol. Too flaming funny. This gives me another thought though, he sounds like a whinier version of the dad on the Urkel show, although I'm not sure what his name was.

cheekymonkey