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09-22-2003, 04:07 PM
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#24571
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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We're all next on Paigow's ignore list
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you don't close your monkey trap, here's what'll be happening in your neck of the woods:
![](http://www.covermefree.com/Beat%20Up.jpg)
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You're either the fastest googler in the world or you've compiled a file of images suitable for every conversation that would ever come up in the history of humankind.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-22-2003, 04:09 PM
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#24572
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Things I would not like to read today
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Originally posted by leagleaze
It would be fun just to see you bitch.
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Wait. Does this expression come with a comma, or not?
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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09-22-2003, 04:12 PM
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#24573
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Kelly Fever!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
"Woo-die, I am going to zteal your girlfriend!")
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![](http://www.anthonycistaro.com/acphotos/roles/cheers.jpg)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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09-22-2003, 04:13 PM
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#24574
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Emmy Fashions
WTF is wrong with Joe Pantoliano, whose work I always love? The beret, the shiny blue suit--brutal. Somehow he came off like a sapphire garden gnome.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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09-22-2003, 04:16 PM
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#24575
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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The Married Life
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Originally posted by bilmore
Sometimes this place is like walking into the wrong room at Berlitz.
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With your fly open.
R(competing with Gatti for the bilmore of the day award)P
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09-22-2003, 04:21 PM
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#24576
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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ACL Music Recap
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Lowlight of show: Realizing I need to burn all my music equipment because I don't have it and will never get it.
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I think you spent too much time discussing music with the OddMan.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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09-22-2003, 04:24 PM
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#24577
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Didja Miss Me?
I'm back after over 2 weeks of vacation and will not be catching up by reading over 3000 missed posts? Anything important?
As for my vacation, I would put Estonian and Finnish women in between Swedes and Moldavans of the LessinSF Easy Slut-o-Rama scale.
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Boogers!
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09-22-2003, 04:24 PM
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#24578
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Guest
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The Married Life
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Originally posted by Watchtower
(Editted to say, I respect those who wait until marriage, even if they may be sexy.)
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Hmmm, interesting. Spell the word "lose".
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09-22-2003, 04:27 PM
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#24579
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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We're all next on Paigow's ignore list
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're either the fastest googler in the world or you've compiled a file of images suitable for every conversation that would ever come up in the history of humankind.
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09-22-2003, 04:30 PM
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#24580
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Didja Miss Me?
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Originally posted by LessinSF
. . . .I would put Estonian and Finnish women in between Swedes and Moldavans
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And I suspect you tried, too.
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09-22-2003, 04:31 PM
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#24581
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Things I would not like to read today
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Wait. Does this expression come with a comma, or not?
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Bitch, please, of course it doesn't. I wasn't calling her a bitch, I was saying I enjoy hearing her (or rather watching her) bitch.
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09-22-2003, 04:32 PM
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#24582
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Didja Miss Me?
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I'm back after over 2 weeks of vacation and will not be catching up by reading over 3000 missed posts? Anything important?
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No.
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09-22-2003, 04:33 PM
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#24583
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Guest
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The Married Life
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
With your fly open.
R(competing with Gatti for the bilmore of the day award)P
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The Bilmore of the Day award is not a competition. It just is. You don't try to be the Bilmore of the Day, you just are. And I havent seen one yet either. Except from bilmore. Where is looking for market when you need him?
Thie reminds me of the Geraldo Rivera, lets make this about me, lifetime acheivement award going to Geraldo last night. Jon Steward was hilarious. When the hell did he get married? I have been in love with him since he did that MTV show that involved mailboxes as I recall
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09-22-2003, 04:33 PM
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#24584
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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Emmy Fashions
Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
WTF is wrong with Joe Pantoliano, whose work I always love? The beret, the shiny blue suit--brutal. Somehow he came off like a sapphire garden gnome.
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Who ripped the shiny blue beret off his head as he stood to get his emmy? Boy, did he look pissed. Fortunately, he was able to put it back on before he got to the microphone.
aV
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09-22-2003, 04:37 PM
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#24585
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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We're all next on Paigow's ignore list
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
How is this funny? Seriously. And I have seen the show several times so I know how blustery he sounds. A little like you in fact. WHerease Atticus posts are read in a Clavin voice that sometimes swtiches to Fraser if he is being particularly pedantic.
And thurgreeds posts are always read with a Sherman Helmsley as George Jefferson voice.
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Paigow,
Its hysterical because Homer is a nearly illiterate imbecile, so its a play against character. I don't expect you to get this joke because if you're not familiar with the character and the context, you won't pick up the humor, just like I don't understand anything about reality TV. Blustery he is not. Blustery requires at least my levevl of intelligence, and I'd like to think I'm at least a step up the ladder from Mr. Simpson on my better days.
Atticus as Clavin? Maybe sometimes he's Fraiser, but I don't see the Clavin thing at all.
I don't see TM as Sherman Helmsley either. I'd say TM's more of a hit and run artist. He scans over the pile of posts then lays down a few quips and deals out flames as necessary. I really couldn't liken him to any television character.
S(I'm not much more than my moniker indicates)D
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