Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
My mentor gave me a new BMW.

Everyone else got coffee mugs.

TM

Let me guess, it's Black on Black, right?

Jesus, you're a one trick pony. Do you want to talk more about poor widdle TM? Just get it out of your system. It's obviously something eating you up inside. Have you considered talking to your therapist about it? Or is therapy just the man's way of keeping you down?

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Slave

Must I remind you that you had been on the Icky Board for like two days before the Infirm move, and had nothing to do with any of its beginnings? For this I award you the Honorary Lester I Was Here First, Am a Flounder, and Am In With The In Crowd Award.

This post also merits a Slave Not So Inside Inside Joke That Isn't Really Funny Award.

Strong, strong work, my man. Who said you were retired?

Darling, if you really must insist on reminding everyone how very much older you are than me, go right ahead.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And you wonder why some assume you are a coke whore.

I was gonna write "She puts up with the hair forest in your crack and cleans the skidmarks that emerge from the woods out of your jeans when there are so many bemanpantied, hairless wonders roaming the earth, so where is her uncut eightball" but decided to cut you some slack.

Oh, and that post was me poking a little fun at those who assume I am a cokewhore, disguised as a jab at myself. Too delphic I guess.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The current De Beers campaign is even worse. "You're a piece of shit. She's stuck with you. Buy her a big whapping rock to ease her pain."

I thought their current campaign was "hey you spinster woman, no man is gonna buy you a rock so you're going to have to buy it yourself and put it on your right hand."

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
What's the equivalent of a ring for a guy? Why don't we get anything?! I'm tired of all this giving...gifts....tips......charitable contributions.....et al......etc.....etc.....and so on. Its out of hand (and fwiw, I blame Slave)*.

My pre-New Year's resolution is to be a taker, not a giver.

Happy holidays to me.

*my entry for the not so inside inside joke of the day that is not funny-if that bad boy is still up for grabs.

I got an engagement Tag. It runs too fast, how a pro pos!!!

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought their current campaign was "hey you spinster woman, no man is gonna buy you a rock so you're going to have to buy it yourself and put it on your right hand."

This has to be your funniest post ever. If I had any motivation whatsoever, I would draft an SNL skit based on this very idea.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I don't understand the whole "time to give" bullshit anyway. When I see something that my husband would like I just buy it for him -- no need for someone to make up a special day for tme to do it. Of course, that means starting in November everything I buy him comes with the line "now don't forget that this is for Christmas so you can't go telling people I didn't get you anything." He likes this because I do tend to buy more around the holidays and he ends up with much more stuff then if I bought it all at once and wrapped it up -- I would probably stop at a few items.

He, on the other hand, is never allowed to buy me gifts --- if I want something I will buy it for myself. I don't particularly like jewelry (I have one watch, one pair of diamond earrings and my wedding rings and then there is a diamond necklace and tennis bracelet from my first marriage). What the hell do I need any more jewelry for?

That's it. TF has now officially achieved DREAM WOMAN status, a la Cameron Diaz in TSAM. TF, I think I love you. Let's get married and create little babies who can play right wing for a team other than the Leafs, Sabres, Kings or Thrashers (to avoid fights), and defensive end for the Bills.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I got an engagement Tag. It runs too fast, how a pro pos!!!

Tags are the acid washed jeans of the watch world. I decree it.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Must I remind you that you had been on the Icky Board for like two days before the Infirm move, and had nothing to do with any of its beginnings? For this I award you the Honorary Lester I Was Here First, Am a Flounder, and Am In With The In Crowd Award.

This post also merits a Slave Not So Inside Inside Joke That Isn't Really Funny Award.

While it is may be the inside joke to end all inside jokes, you did not get it. It is not a reference to any beginnings, but a reference to the end of a lurid, depraved night where we rewrote the FB board motto, creed, picture, etc. to wickedly make fun of all us, but SFTM v2.0 deleted it before we saved our efforts or anyone saw it because it was, like, 6:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning and we needed to crash.

But thanks for playing.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What is this "chipping in" of which you speak? Sounds like something Coltrane would do with his roomie.

Damn straight we split the bill for the cleaning lady, even though I don't even think she's necessary. Bitch won't even clean my room.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Tags are the acid washed jeans of the watch world. I decree it.

And my perfect little Skagen is the Jil Sander. Except a lot, lot less expensive.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Tags are the acid washed jeans of the watch world. I decree it.

Oh, the watch.

I thought an Engagement Tag meant he got tranquilized ala "Wild Kingdom" and now had some big old transmitter collar around his neck...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yankee magazine is running that ad, alongside the "She puts up with the hair forest in your crack and cleans the skidmarks that emerged from the woods out of your jeans, so where is her uncut eightball?"

For the 50th time, I must clear the air - I DO NOT HAVE A FORESTED ASS. Nor do I leave skid marks in my underwear. I am inredibly comprehesive when it comes to ass cleanliness, as I have been strictly commando for over a decade now. One cannot have "swamp ass" when there's nothing between the suit and the ass.

You could eat off my ass. Its that clean.

I've lobbied for a bidet in the office, but the proles around here met my request with jeers and insults about my sexuality.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Damn straight we split the bill for the cleaning lady, even though I don't even think she's necessary. Bitch won't even clean my room.

Is this what the cash for Sequels is for?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Oh, the watch.

I thought an Engagement Tag meant he got tranquilized ala "Wild Kingdom" and now had some big old transmitter collar around his neck...

That is one jealous chick. Run away!