imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by LessinSF
As previously noted, the netiquette is that no response need be sent, but feel free to sent them insulting responses to discourage them from spamming chicks above their station in life.

Translation: PM me for a number of sample emails.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
she's considering leaving and can she come stay at my house...well, there's no room for me and her and her baby at my house, so I say OK, and evacuate the house and take up residence at my boyfriend's house and mother's farm

Have the water, electricity, gas, cable and internet shut off.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You don't have to respond. Just be glad they're not sending you pictures of their penii.

Or sending pictures of themselves in Edwardian tuxes and following posters over to infirmation.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hmm. I would have thought differently. Two-for-one and all that.

No. A 3some would interfere with our suffering. Typical Jewish women's group convo-

The sex with Morty is terrible- repetitive and unimaginative.....and so infrequent.*



* stolen/ changed Woody joke.

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am getting inundated with messages from people I would not go out with in juan meeelyun years. If there is anyone out there who has done this online dating thing, is the proper etiquette to respond to each one with a "no thanks"? Or can I just not respond? I don't want to be rude. thanks.

Your post has emboldened me to join this cyberdating world. I've put a profile on http://www.vivamore.com

It's a 100% free dating site!

However, in the interests of time, if anyone in the greater Delaware/eastern seaboard area wants to try to get together, I am totally single, and just interested in having fun.

If you are interested, send me an IM at the lawtalkers PM button on this page.

Thanks!

cheese grits

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whiffaste

How can it ever be a whiff to treat someone's plausible question as earnest and serious and give them helpful information? You're such a cynic.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by cheese grits
Your post has emboldened me to join this cyberdating world. I've put a profile on http://www.vivamore.com

It's a 100% free dating site!

However, in the interests of time, if anyone in the greater Delaware/eastern seaboard area wants to try to get together, I am totally single, and just interested in having fun.

If you are interested, send me an IM at the lawtalkers PM button on this page.

Thanks!

cheese grits

Dear cheese grits:

Hi! I am just writing to say that I have been appreciating your posts so far on this forum. So often we find that newbers come crashing in with a million posts a minute, or acting overly familiar with other posters, or otherwise behaving in a manner that the majority of long time "old skool" posters find annoying. I think that your restraint and deference in this regard are a model for all newbers who wish to join our little cyber community.

I am not in Delaware or on the eastern seaboard. I am one of our forum's Minnesota-based posters. But good luck to you in your efforts to find fun and friendship. And kudos on the decision to go with the free online dating site. Not only will you save money, but I suspect that you will find that the fact that the site is free to access will prevent it from becoming overridden with snobs and elitists. Just like this place!

Anyhoo, keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

Pretty Little Flower

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear cheese grits:

Hi! I am just writing to say that I have been appreciating your posts so far on this forum. So often we find that newbers come crashing in with a million posts a minute, or acting overly familiar with other posters, or otherwise behaving in a manner that the majority of long time "old skool" posters find annoying. I think that your restraint and deference in this regard are a model for all newbers who wish to join our little cyber community.

I am not in Delaware or on the eastern seaboard. I am one of our forum's Minnesota-based posters. But good luck to you in your efforts to find fun and friendship. And kudos on the decision to go with the free online dating site. Not only will you save money, but I suspect that you will find that the fact that the site is free to access will prevent it from becoming overridden with snobs and elitists. Just like this place!

Anyhoo, keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

Pretty Little Flower

Dear Pretty Little Flower,

Shut the fuck up.

Cheers!
ncs

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bilmore
How can it ever be a whiff to treat someone's plausible question as earnest and serious and give them helpful information? You're such a cynic.

I've never been sure exactly what the term "whiff" means. But suppose someone posts a question that is intended to be humorous. Further suppose that this poster is not really seeking a serious answer. Then, assume you treat the question seriously. In fact, assume you even provide an answer. Would that not be a whiff? If it is not one in the original sense, then at least in the colloquial sense?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear cheese grits:

Hi! I am just writing to say that I have been appreciating your posts so far on this forum. So often we find that newbers come crashing in with a million posts a minute, or acting overly familiar with other posters, or otherwise behaving in a manner that the majority of long time "old skool" posters find annoying. I think that your restraint and deference in this regard are a model for all newbers who wish to join our little cyber community.

I am not in Delaware or on the eastern seaboard. I am one of our forum's Minnesota-based posters. But good luck to you in your efforts to find fun and friendship. And kudos on the decision to go with the free online dating site. Not only will you save money, but I suspect that you will find that the fact that the site is free to access will prevent it from becoming overridden with snobs and elitists. Just like this place!

Anyhoo, keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

Pretty Little Flower

Good one, pliffy!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dear Pretty Little Flower,

Shut the fuck up.

Cheers!
ncs

When did you become such an angry person?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
When did you become such an angry person?

Board Rage. It comes, it goes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Board Rage. It comes, it goes.

Like waves on the beach?


Mmmmm, beach.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I've never been sure exactly what the term means, but if someone posts a question that is intended to be humorous and is not really seeking a serious answer, and you treat the question seriously and provide an answer, would that not be a whiff, at least in the colloquial sense?

Your post is essentially a run-on sentence. Few have read it yet, perhaps you should use the edit fiunction?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Like waves on the beach?


Mmmmm, beach.

Tsunami jokes are not funny.