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05-20-2005, 07:35 PM
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#2446
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Read me my rights, as if I didn't know this
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Originally posted by ironweed
Is going to a tacky bar with a sandy man-trapping spinster wingperson the new fool-proof pickup move out there?
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One cannot be a mantrapping spinster. I just spin. That said, yes, he is bringing sand to the beach. |
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05-20-2005, 07:36 PM
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#2447
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Attention Boozehounds
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ironweed
I think those are pretty good for rolling blunts, once you get all the tobacco out of them.
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WOW! You really are out of my league. |
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05-20-2005, 07:38 PM
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#2448
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"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Try lasting till October. Waaah!
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Does your sig line somehow tie into Sidd's description of the late term preggo fetish? Bc if it does, that picture lost all its humor for me. Fucky McFuck is a sick fuck |
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05-20-2005, 07:38 PM
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#2449
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You will, you will, you will
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Try lasting till October. Waaah!
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Ah now, sure there's no harm in a wee drink with the girls, just for the comfort that's in it . . .
eta: yeah yeah yeah the fucking margins |
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05-20-2005, 07:41 PM
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#2450
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 15
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PSA
My maybe boyfriend
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References like this scare the shit out of me. Friday you're "maybe boyfriend" then Monday you're "maybe fiance" and everyone knew but you.
I'm splittin for a rather large martini. Don't forget to keep your dicks out of psycho chick pie holes and someone might want to warn Paig's "maybe boyfriend" if you see him at Starbucks.
Late.
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05-20-2005, 07:46 PM
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#2451
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Does your sig line somehow tie into Sidd's description of the late term preggo fetish? Bc if it does, that picture lost all its humor for me. Fucky McFuck is a sick fuck
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I do not condone hitting pregnant women, or wildlife.
p.s. For the record, under certain circumstances, I would let you blow me. See, I'm not such a bad guy.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
Last edited by Flinty_McFlint; 05-20-2005 at 07:52 PM..
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05-20-2005, 07:52 PM
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PSA
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Originally posted by Stolen Fork
My maybe boyfriend
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References like this scare the shit out of me. Friday you're "maybe boyfriend" then Monday you're "maybe fiance" and everyone knew but you.
I'm splittin for a rather large martini. Don't forget to keep your dicks out of psycho chick pie holes and someone might want to warn Paig's "maybe boyfriend" if you see him at Starbucks.
Late.
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I guess Stolen Fork isn't a penske sock bc the hairless consig hasnt flipped it yet. |
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05-20-2005, 07:56 PM
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#2453
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It's 3 hours earlier here, and I need a drink. Don't know how you've lasted this long.
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2. Though I'm not sure what effect alcohol will have on my stomach.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-20-2005, 08:03 PM
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#2454
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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PSA
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paigowprincess
I guess Stolen Fork isn't a penske sock bc the hairless consig hasnt flipped it yet.
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If you say so. |
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05-20-2005, 08:03 PM
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#2455
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
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ltl/fb
2. Though I'm not sure what effect alcohol will have on my stomach.
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Go for the Rum Cake. |
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05-20-2005, 08:05 PM
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#2456
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Go for the Rum Cake.
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It is very, very difficult to get drunk off one of those unless you make it yourself. And, cake sounds worse than straight alcohol right now.
ETA cake (in reasonable amounts) does generally get me in the mood.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-20-2005, 08:12 PM
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#2457
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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You will, you will, you will
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Originally posted by ironweed
snapper: yeah yeah yeah the fucking margins
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Did the guy who wrote the Snapper and Committments write anything else good since? more movies?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-20-2005, 08:13 PM
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a waxing autocrat
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Nairville
Posts: 11
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New Weekend Poll for The Guys
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Originally posted by Stolen Fork
Who would put their dick in Paig's mouth?
If you would, how many drinks does it take to forget she's a nutbag.
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Ain't no blowjob worth gettin' my winker dinker chewed off in a moment of psycho lust gone awry.
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Nice sock, Penske.
eta: STP, DOH!
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Re: BORING! paigowprincess February 24, 2003 08:00 am
I was told I look like Garbo by a very drunk older gay gentleman.
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05-20-2005, 08:35 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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"Cuz it'll get yo girlie in the mood quicker"
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Try lasting till October. Waaah!
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There's a litter in the works? Another piece of info I missed. |
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05-20-2005, 09:12 PM
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#2460
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Leaving the Law
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you saying Gwinky made all of it up?
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No, no... I mean, who could possibly be that egotistical? One would have to have an ego that threatened to engulf a large metropolitan area like a mushroom cloud to invent vignettes about herself with embellishments no one can believe.
I'm saying she would probably change the names to protect the innocent, and pretend that it's fiction.
(When I typed my original message, I knew someone would call me on it -- I'm glad it was you. Your badge is safe.) |
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