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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My Beverly Hills plastic surgeon friend does everything. Boobs, face, lipo, etc. Often people want to have multiple things done at once (one recovery period), so being only a boob guy would make the cross-selling much tougher.

You can usually get it all at one joint. But there are some guys who do exclussively body work or face work. My understanding is the face work can be incredibly difficult.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Exactly. We're gonna need a "before" picture.

It's almost like some of the (jealous) women on the board have never seen a naturally beautiful woman before.

Correction, it's almost like some of the men on the board no longer have any idea what a naturally beautiful woman looks like. See, e.g., Thurgreed's insistance that Jessica Simpson's sagging big TITS to plastic big tits are real.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
True. You should go to someone else for your penis enhancement.


ZING!

i'd need a specialist, for sure. when i had urinary tract surgery that had to call a vet and borrow the tools he usually uses for horses or rhinos, like how fringey had to go to the zoo to get an MRI.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
HER panties.

To quote Coltrane (as I love to do):

ZING!

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when i had urinary tract surgery that had to call a vet and borrow the tools he usually uses for horses or rhinos.

I think I read somewhere that ants have (relative to their body size) the largest penises in the animal kingdom. Maybe you should start making that little-known fact less so.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
I think I read somewhere that ants have (relative to their body size) the largest penises in the animal kingdom. Maybe you should start making that little-known fact less so.

I admitted my penis is small in proportion to my body size.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Correction, it's almost like some of the men on the board no longer have any idea what a naturally beautiful woman looks like. See, e.g., Thurgreed's insistance that Jessica Simpson's sagging big TITS to plastic big tits are real.

Nope. I grew up with no less than five girls who are/were objectively gorgeous. I've known them since we were in elementary school, so no surgery. Still hot. Naturally hot.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Don't plastic surgeons specialize? Aren't there boob guys and nose guys? I wouldn't trust a generalist,

Hell, given the evidence of their handiwork, I wouldn't trust a good 98% of them anywhere near my face.

Fortunately, I know one that I do trust. Unfortunately, I don't have any work for him at present. I'm pretty happy with my nose, chin, cheeks and boobs. As for lines, God bless humidity.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

subtle. but there. there is also rumor of cheek implants and veneers.crap I hate when that happens

I wonder if I'm the only one who sees absolutely no change to her nose in that link. "Subtle" seems to mean "photo taken from a different angle." But whatever. If it's that subtle, Sebby's point stands. She hasn't had much work and she was already gorgeous.

Cheek implants will have to be proven as well, since sb mentioning it doesn't even amount to a rumor, as far as I'm concerned.

And since when is getting veneers considered plastic surgery?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
To quote Coltrane (as I love to do):

ZING!

Your "ZING" is bigger than mine! How?

My "zing" feels inadequate. Does it still feel good when I use it?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
True. You should go to someone else for your penis enhancement.


ZING!

Perhaps I am just in a giggly mood today, but this led to an unrestrained guffaw.

Not to mention whenever I see the carpet today I keep thinking "I like carpet" and can't stop giggling. I should just pack it in.

[NotFromHere]

Hm. I have a can of this right here. Who knew?
Did you people know?

There's a new way to get high, and you could have it right next to your desk at home. They're designed to clean your computer but, if inhaled, these popular products have the potential to kill.

It’s called "dusting" — the term comes from the cleaning brand "Dust Off" — and it has become a teenager’s new cheap and easily accessible high, despite a warning on the side of each canister.

The high from the gas paralyzes the user for several minutes and gives a feeling of euphoria. Both dusting and huffing can result in damage to the brain, lungs, heart, kidneys and liver, and can cause death. In computer cleaning products, a freon type of gas, or fluorinated hydrocarbon, is the dangerous ingredient.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your "ZING" is bigger than mine! How?

My "zing" feels inadequate. Does it still feel good when I use it?

It feels good to me.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Correction, it's almost like some of the men on the board no longer have any idea what a naturally beautiful woman looks like. See, e.g., Thurgreed's insistance that Jessica Simpson's sagging big TITS to plastic big tits are real.

Wow. You've really proven your point. Summary judgment granted.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And since when is getting veneers considered plastic surgery?

TM

It's not. It's a cosmetic procedure (without which I'd look like a hillbilly with one front tooth), but it ain't surgery.