Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Well, kids, thanks for tuning in. We've counted up all the votes from the judges, and the winners are in. For a special treat, not only are we giving the first PAIGSoTD award for longest meaningless post, but we're also kicking in the Geraldo award for making it all about me, another derivative little joke which, like all worthwhile humor, ultimately originates from Paigow.

For third place, for her posts on the Bilmore award, the judges name: PaigowPrincess!

Coming in second and often, for her posts on reality TV, PaigowPrincess!

And, coming in first, beating herself yet again, and again, for her lively repartee with Les, Paigow Princess!

And, indeed, for the Geraldo award, do any of you have any doubt?

Remember, it's all about the Paigs! (She's so vain I'll bet she thinks this post is about her...)

Now, everyone, let's look to make this competitive. Remember, long, meaningless posts. You can do it!

You seem to have a head start for tomorrow.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And with that lame response, bilmore broke the board again. Fuck.

If, by "broke", you mean "became devoid of all intelligent expression by NCS", then it certainly predates my post.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And we get to hear more stories about him fucking stupid, drunken, unsuspecting foreign broads with no taste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, I'm sure after he fucks all the stupid, drunken, foreign broads, he'll make his way to the stupid, drunken broads from connecticut*. You'll probably only go through about 1200 D-cells before he gets to you.

L(I've got you on ignore, but I was told you missed me)FM





*Note that I'm not sure you're from Connecticut, but I have an impression of you pretending to be from NYC, so I suspect you're really from CT.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bilmore
If, by "broke", you mean "became devoid of all intelligent expression by NCS", then it certainly predates my post.

I am lucky enough to have an inside track on that info 24/7. By broke I meant "killed the will of all other posters to take the effort to continue the stupid thread".

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by evenodds
Are you saying women cannot be funny, smart, and LOVE football?

Are you worried you're not a woman?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Try these [examples of avatars for cheeky monkey]

You are the queen of avatar finding. If you happen to come across any that would be good for me, let me know. BTW, the Church Lady is way too easy -- can't be so obvious.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by leagleaze
And by the way. What is a fell swoop? I mean I know we had one in Macbeth and all but what's the deal?

If Atticus read this question, then became trapped under 20 banker's boxes in a tragic document review accident, he'd chew his limb off to answer, so I know I'm a late (but fully-limbed) arrival.

With that preface, Shakespeare invented the term "one fell swoop." It's first recorded use was in Macbeth. It means "all at once."

MACDUFF: [after learning his wife and children have been murdered]
All my pretty ones?
Did you say all? O hell-kite! All?
What, all my pretty chickens and their dam
At one fell swoop?

Here's a site that provides Atticus-like detail.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
By broke I meant "killed the will of all other posters to take the effort to continue the stupid thread".

This is the most important thread in the history of Lawtalkers.

I, for one, am sitting here breathless in anticipation for the next naming to The List.

It's so much better than reality tv. It's reality reality.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Fugee
You are the queen of avatar finding. If you happen to come across any that would be good for me, let me know. BTW, the Church Lady is way too easy -- can't be so obvious.

The glove has been tossed, the challenge has been laid. An Avatar for the wingnut* amongst us.

I accept!


*Please note wingnut is used in the loving sense not the insulting sense on this occasion. Fugee is one of my favoritest wingnuts.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
If you two don't get a room, it's gonna be more like Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

Notwithstanding the kidnap and misogynist themes, only the best movie ever.

Thurgreed(that flick came out waaaay before hip hop)Marshall

[cheeky monkey]

testing new avatar.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Remember, long, meaningless posts.

Long meaningless posts are very 1999. 1999 is in.

"Meaningless":

Meaningless?
You mean it's all been meaningless?
Every whisper and caress?
Yes yes yes it was totally meaningless
Meaningless
like when two fireflies fluoresce
Just like everything i guess
it was utterly meaningless


http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Meaningless

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Notwithstanding the kidnap and misogynist themes, only the best movie ever.

Them women was sobbin', sobbin', sobbin',
Fit to be tied.
Every muscle was throbbin', throbbin',
From that riotous ride.
Seems they cried and kissed and kissed and cried
All over that Roman countryside
So don't forget that when you're takin' a bride.

BR(why don't people taunt the censors like that anymore?)C

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Them women was sobbin', sobbin', sobbin',
Fit to be tied.
Every muscle was throbbin', throbbin',
From that riotous ride.
Seems they cried and kissed and kissed and cried
All over that Roman countryside
So don't forget that when you're takin' a bride.

BR(why don't people taunt the censors like that anymore?)C

I don't know, but the house building/dancing scene should have won all them womens over on the spot.

Thurgreed(we need someone to do our cookin' and mendin', got any dynamite on hand? that pass looks just about ready)Marshall

[Fugee]

Originally posted by LessinSF
As for my vacation, I would put Estonian and Finnish women in between Swedes and Moldavans of the LessinSF Easy Slut-o-Rama scale.

Either you ran into some uptight Finns or Moldavans are really really easy -- from what I've heard of Finns, they're born with round heels. But I'm glad the Moldavans are still #1 because they're much funnier in my stale jokes than Finns or Estonians would be.