Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I would like to suggest a new award. This award will be called the You Irritate Me award. I am the soul arbiter of who this is, because it is I who will be irritated. However, I will accept nominations.

On each and every day, I will choose the person who irritated me most, then I will make it my personal mission to find someone who lives near you and have that person walk into your office and whack you on the back of the head.

You may nominate me, but there is no one else in the area who can whack me on the back of the head, so I will have to do it myself.

With an avatar like that, how could you possibly irritate anyone? Besides, you are all that's good and right with the world. I have a nonsexual crush on you, and nonsexual only because the other kind would belp* you out.

str(*belp is the new squick)8

[Jack Manfred]

notcasesensitive lusting after Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is married to a tall, thin, tan blonde.
He is quite shy in person.
I didn't inquire about either's hellcat status.

[ias_39]

Here's a fashion quiz for Atticus & BRC to destroy:

Beginner Quiz
Intermediate Quiz
Advanced Quiz

Re sharkskin, BRC jokingly dismissed it as good kindling, or in bulk, a substitute for a fire log. BRC's right that vintage sharkskin stands out, and not in a good way, for a day-wear business suit. Vintage 1 Vintage 2 However, at least some contemporary sharkskin looks fine.[p]

[ias_39]

Speaking of rat pack style sharkskin, this month's esquire has a cool pic of P Diddy as Sinatra. The issue also has a reprint of the very, very cool essay by Gay Talese titled "Sinatra has a cold" or some such thing, with Talese's notes reprinted in colorful longhand. link to essay

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
With an avatar like that, how could you possibly irritate anyone? Besides, you are all that's good and right with the world. I have a nonsexual crush on you, and nonsexual only because the other kind would belp* you out.

str(*belp is the new squick)8

Ok, what do you want?*


Here Fugee:




*Men having crushes on me neither belps nor squicks me out, even if they are real, as opposed to sucking up crushes.



Edited to say I have been advised that the gun in question is actually a rifle. Most likely a 30.06 deer rifle. And not an automatic.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Jack Johnson is married to a tall, thin, tan blonde.
He is quite shy in person.
I didn't inquire about either's hellcat status.

Well I'll continue to believe that he is a hellcat in bed until someone offers proof to the contrary. Heck, she probably is one too.

[dc_chef]

QE's Jai's suggested dance move with your partner (you know, the surprise pull-in) went over very well with the Mrs.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, you got me whitey . . . you're so successful at holding us down!

TM

For some reason this is turning me on.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by glinda the good witch
How about this:



Glinda the Good Witch

Look, Glinda, you stupid bitch cow, Fugee is no wicked witch, dammit.

And that water thing won't work on me anymore -- I got Goretexed.

[Diane_Keaton]

I'm off the market but luckily my galpals are sharing their Internet suitors. This is not a pretty sight. Should not some men always... I mean ALWAYS...wear a shirt, even when showering?



:hide:

[ias_39]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton

my galpals are sharing their Internet suitors. This is not a pretty sight.

Given your "friends" options, "they" might try moving to a place where the gender ratio is heavily stacked in their favor. I'm told in Alaska women so outnumber men that they can suject men to endless shite.

[evenodds]

What's the strangest thing you've ever seen?

To answer my own poll:

After a particularly emotional Church service, I was sitting at a stop light on the one Sunday morning and I saw a Honda Accord turn through the intersection, driven by a clown in full make-up, nose, hat, and garb.

It felt like being in a Fellini movie.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by evenodds
What's the strangest thing you've ever seen?

I have seen a lot of strange things, especially over the past month. And given some things going on here in the burg, my answer to this question next week might well be different. But despite the numerous drag shows I have attended of late, the strangest thing I have ever seen remains this:

One day, around lunchtime, I was in Harrisburg walking down the main street to a lunch meeting. My attention was drawn to a man who was dressed like Jesus Christ, complete with a crown of thorns, dragging a very big cross down the road. The thing was huge.

The combination of the timing and the surprise, with the absurdity of the sight really stuck with me even though this was probably a year or so ago now.

I can still see the image in my head.

Extraordinary.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by leagleaze
1. Ok, what do you want?*

Edited to say I have been advised that the gun in question is actually a rifle. Most likely a 30.06 deer rifle. And not an automatic.

* A location in your profile.

Might I suggest, given your new avatar, the Texas Book Depository.

sf

I know, I know. It's in bad taste, therefore perfect for this board.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ias_39

Given your "friends" options, "they" might try moving to a place where the gender ratio is heavily stacked in their favor. I'm told in Alaska women so outnumber men that they can suject men to endless shite.

Yeah, and they're hot looking up there too. .http://www.alaskamen.net/index2.asp *sigh* Too bad I'm hooked on a New Yorker who isn't half as rugged as those manly men in the wilderness