Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
For the 50th time, I must clear the air - I DO NOT HAVE A FORESTED ASS. Nor do I leave skid marks in my underwear. I am inredibly comprehesive when it comes to ass cleanliness, as I have been strictly commando for over a decade now. One cannot have "swamp ass" when there's nothing between the suit and the ass.

You could eat off my ass. Its that clean.

I've lobbied for a bidet in the office, but the proles around here met my request with jeers and insults about my sexuality.

I'm sure this vehement protest will put an end to all jokes on the subject. It works every time.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by purse junkie
And my perfect little Skagen is the Jil Sander. Except a lot, lot less expensive.

OK, if you'd like to play this game...

My Ebel is a perfect pair of levi's and a white tee shirt.

The Chopard I aspire to is a Joan Collins on Dynasty suit with really really big shoulder pads...but I want it anyway.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Tags are the acid washed jeans of the watch world. I decree it.

Concur, sort of. I don't think they're the acid washed jeans so much as they're just overpriced and overhyped.

Every 24 year old who gets a bonus check buys one.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Tags are the acid washed jeans of the watch world. I decree it.

Wrong, even though I would never spend that much money on jewelry, a Tag is one of the most practical of watches if you do a lot of extreme outdoor sports. You can beat the shit out of them and they still work. Take 'em up to Everest and down (a little) to the bottom of the Ocean. No pussy Rolex can do that shit.

Practical never goes out of style.*

*unless you're buying the Tag for looks and looks alone, then it can be passe...

Originally posted by LessinSF
While it is may be the inside joke to end all inside jokes, you did not get it. It is not a reference to any beginnings, but a reference to the end of a lurid, depraved night where we rewrote the FB board motto, creed, picture, etc. to wickedly make fun of all us, but SFTM v2.0 deleted it before we saved our efforts or anyone saw it because it was, like, 6:00 a.m. on a Sunday morning and we needed to crash.

Wow, that sounds almost as much fun as going to a kegger with Coltrane and his roomie. The award stands though bc it fits perfectly. This is a perfect exxample of how Slave will always be a pledge to you and Schwartz's full on frat boys in the ubercool brotherhood of Flounder Flounder Flounder.

And wasnt the second SFTM such a pussy? I bet he got that way for rushing your frat and barfing all over the beer bong. Tsk. Slave and the others in his pledge class probably gave him a big wedgie for that one.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
OK, if you'd like to play this game...

My Ebel is a perfect pair of levi's and a white tee shirt.

The Chopard I aspire to is a Joan Collins on Dynasty suit with really really big shoulder pad...but I want it anyway.

Ebel???? You planning to go to meet Vinnie and Petey Blue Balls down at the steakhouse for a cigar later? Perhaps first you can go check out that flick with the midgets and the knights.

Alternatively, Ebel works if you're 67 and you say things like "Oh, my daughta just boughta beautiful home in Boca... its to die forrrr."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wow, that sounds almost as much fun as going to a kegger with Coltrane and his roomie.

Are we doing this again? I thought you told your sock that this was over-ripe.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Translation: I'm fucking a partner's wife and she'll lose her house in the Hamptons and the coop apartment on the Park if he finds out. Bitch bought me a car to shut me up.

I would actually get all types of satisfaction from this.

(Is there anyone out there that actually thinks someone bought me a BMW? If so, I'd like to know who you are.)

TM

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The Chopard I aspire to is a Joan Collins on Dynasty suit with really really big shoulder pads...but I want it anyway.

I like it already.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wrong, even though I would never spend that much money on jewelry, a Tag is one of the most practical of watches if you do a lot of extreme outdoor sports. You can beat the shit out of them and they still work. Take 'em up to Everest and down (a little) to the bottom of the Ocean. No pussy Rolex can do that shit.

Practical never goes out of style.*

*unless you're buying the Tag for looks and looks alone, then it can be passe...

Okay, I amend my statement to make Coltrane and Sebby happy.

Tags are the acid washed jeans of the watch world.*

*By that, I mean they are what lemmings buy with their big bonus checks because they think they make them look cool, when in fact they make them look like tools becuase every other tool in the world already has one...EXCEPT of course, if you are buying a Tag as a sport watch for a sport you actually participate in. Then it's okay...to have a Tag for diving if you actually dive, or for mountain climbing if you actually climb does not make you a tool. It's like a Breitling. Men, do not buy one of these unless you actually pilot an airplane. If you do, you are a tool.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are we doing this again? I thought you told your sock that this was over-ripe.

No, I told the sock that these jokes somehow give you the idea that its okay to joke abot women being over the hill, bc its all in jest and has no grain of truth to it whatseover.

However, the idea of three giggly thirthysomething guys on a failed quest for pussy that ended up in crazy 6am hijinx of playing on a computer was just too analagous to the early twenties kegger thing, that I could not resist.

btw, who knocked up Heidi Klum? Was it a midwestern lawyer? Or is she over 22?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wrong, even though I would never spend that much money on jewelry, a Tag is one of the most practical of watches if you do a lot of extreme outdoor sports. You can beat the shit out of them and they still work. Take 'em up to Everest and down (a little) to the bottom of the Ocean. No pussy Rolex can do that shit.

Practical never goes out of style.*

*unless you're buying the Tag for looks and looks alone, then it can be passe...

Bullshit. They're made out of recycled Fresca cans. Rolex may be oversold and the company has been phoning it in as to style for years, but in 20 years, you're Rolex saphire crystal will still be uncrackable and your silver day/date will still be fashionable. If you want a real sport watch, buy an Explorer.

That said, this debate is nonsense, since no one really needs either watch for deep sea diving or climbing Everest.

Tag is a flavor de jour. Rolex is a classic item for all time.... unless its two tone, in which case its cheesy.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ebel???? You planning to go to meet Vinnie and Petey Blue Balls down at the steakhouse for a cigar later? Perhaps first you can go check out that flick with the midgets and the knights.

Alternatively, Ebel works if you're 67 and you say things like "Oh, my daughta just boughta beautiful home in Boca... its to die forrrr."

Hey, I like my Ebel. I bought it a couple of years ago, with my husband's bonus. And I wear it diving.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Concur, sort of. I don't think they're the acid washed jeans so much as they're just overpriced and overhyped.

Every 24 year old who gets a bonus check buys one.

Now I understand. Agreed.

And there's one choice of metal for men: stainless steel.

[Replaced_Texan]

I'm still hungover and my bra just broke.