Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by dtb
as it's my ATM code for a rarely used bank account),

The FDIC insurance limit of $100,000 is a really a bitch isn't it? I hate having to keep all of the bank accounts around so that I can make sure that I'm fully insured.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I remember reading once about the demographics of people who have been bitten by dead snakes. All were male. Most were between the ages of 18 and 25, and in half the cases, they were drunk.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
who have been bitten by dead snakes.

I am missing something here.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
people who have been bitten by dead snakes

Like, they were playing with a dead snake and stuck their fingers in the mouth and got "bitten"? Or, they thought the snake was dead and poked it but the snake was alive and they got bitten? This is giving me a headache.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
The dirty deed took place on Sunday night and I've already been iced.

Offer anal. You'll get him back for certain.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Like, they were playing with a dead snake and stuck their fingers in the mouth and got "bitten"? Or, they thought the snake was dead and poked it but the snake was alive and they got bitten? This is giving me a headache.

Recently deceased snakes can still reflexively bite people. You'd have to be messing around with the corpse, though, for that to happen.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Recently deceased snakes can still reflexively bite people. You'd have to be messing around with the corpse, though, for that to happen.

This happens with snakes too?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Has anyone here ever had a successful relationship develop after having sex on the first date?

I'm just asking.

There are plenty of valid reasons for not having sex with someone on the first date, like it was kind of a low-key date, not sure whether the person is interesting or psycho, etc. People find each other fuckable for different reasons, and that might not all come out on the first date.

But not having sex just for the sake of not having sex is stupid. If both people are into it, why not just have some fun? In my experience, people not into that kind of fun first date fucking activity don't trust their own feelings, usually either because of bad past relationships or because they are down with God. And those are big red flags there, at least for me.

I will reserve judgment on the "I really like the other person and want to fuck them, but want to see if they're into me before I fuck them[1]" crowd, but that's not for me.

This discussion also segues nicely into the "numbers" discussion, specifically how many is too few or too many. I am very nervous about sleeping with someone with fewer than 15 or so previous lovers, but I haven't met someone who number was too high.

I'm also curious whether sexual assault victims count that in their numbers. The current future ex-Mrs. mmm very having a very frank discussion about rape, and she was telling me that she didn't count the time that she was raped in her number. She wanted to know whther I thought that was illegitimate. I told her that I thought that was a tough call to make, but that she should do whatever she thought was right. Bullet dodged, I think.

[1] This grammar grates, but the "he or she" and "him or her" are too comically untenable in this situation.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by barely_legal
This happens with snakes too?

I was going to make an entirely tasteless dead hooker joke, but the same general punch line sounds much less creepy coming from barely.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by mmm3587
This discussion also segues nicely into the "numbers" discussion, specifically how many is too few or too many. I am very nervous about sleeping with someone with fewer than 15 or so previous lovers, but I haven't met someone who number was too high.

I'm also curious whether sexual assault victims count that in their numbers.

I don't discuss numbers. Whoever I'm sleeping with knows he's not the first, and he may hear about other experiences I may have had, but I'm not keeping count. I don't care how many he's slept with either, unless he's sleeping with other people in the same time period that he's sleeping with me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't discuss numbers. Whoever I'm sleeping with knows he's not the first, and he may hear about other experiences I may have had, but I'm not keeping count.

I was just pondering that I have stopped counting and would have to spend some time to come up with an accurate number.

I don't care how many he's slept with either, unless he's sleeping with other people in the same time period that he's sleeping with me.

Is the sleeping with other people a dealbreaker, or just something you like to be aware of?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't discuss numbers. Whoever I'm sleeping with knows he's not the first, and he may hear about other experiences I may have had, but I'm not keeping count. I don't care how many he's slept with either, unless he's sleeping with other people in the same time period that he's sleeping with me.

What if it was something like 400? B/c I have a buddy who will fuck ANYTHING, and he rarely wears protection.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
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You're doing well. Keep up the good work.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't discuss numbers. Whoever I'm sleeping with knows he's not the first, and he may hear about other experiences I may have had, but I'm not keeping count. I don't care how many he's slept with either, unless he's sleeping with other people in the same time period that he's sleeping with me.

So, if you're in a long term relationship with someone, he has no general idea how many people you've slept with, and you have no general idea how many people he's slept with? Couldn't even put it into one of 0-15, 15-40, 40-100, 100+?

Recently, I've heard women say that higher total numbers concern them more when they're considering whether to have unprotected sex with a guy they're in a committed relationship with, because of HPV. This, to me, is a little silly, given the current stats about infection rates and detectability of HPV, but that's what I hear.