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06-22-2005, 11:47 AM
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#2461
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Jesus Christ. That's disgusting. Take a fucking piss afterwards.
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This from a man who likely Dirty Sanchezes his wife...
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-22-2005, 11:55 AM
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#2462
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Tried a band aid once. Terrible idea. Removing th band aid was a pain worse than jacking off with Ben Gay.
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So you had time to take a band aid out of the box and packaging and place it on your cock, but you didn't have time to take a quick piss to flush the pipes?
Where's lo-berry? We need a ruling.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-22-2005, 12:04 PM
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#2463
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's entirely possible I could kick your ass too.
I'm just saying.
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So you're saying you want to jello wrestle with me next time I'm in town? That sounds kinda fun.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-22-2005, 12:07 PM
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#2464
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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For RP
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Watch me as I take tips on being funny from you.
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Set your pride aside for a second and tell me, honestly, whether you think "HOLY CRAP! Run, everybody! RUN!!" is funny.
I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm just giving constructive feedback here.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-22-2005, 12:12 PM
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#2465
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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whiff
W-A-T-E-R
is the best way to say "whiff"
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-22-2005, 12:14 PM
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#2466
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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whiff
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
W-A-T-E-R
is the best way to say "whiff"
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The entire concept of W-A-T-E-R is brilliant. |
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06-22-2005, 12:18 PM
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#2467
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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whiff
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The entire concept of W-A-T-E-R is brilliant.
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2. And I kinda like the "run, run!" thing too.
Speaking of which, fucking starbucks didn't fucking have any fucking chocolate muffins this morning. I fucking might as well have fucking eaten oatmeal at home, or something. Fuckers.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-22-2005, 12:21 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Late, late catch up.
Have we done this as a poll? What did you do for NYE Y2k?
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Having just moved to LA a few months previous, and with my roommate back in Philly, I stayed home and watched the South Park marathon. Pretty exciting stuff. |
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06-22-2005, 12:24 PM
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#2469
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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For RP
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Watch me as I take tips on being funny from you.
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This line could have been much better, but I still recommend it for anyone who likes humor.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-22-2005, 12:26 PM
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Today
Lindsay Lohan is on the Today Show right now (West coast). I agree with Matt Lauer in that she looks good. Not skeletory. She confirmed that she has passed through puberty and is now growing into womanhood.
19 on July 2!
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-22-2005, 12:27 PM
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#2471
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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For RP
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This line could have been much better, but I still recommend it for anyone who likes humour.
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Watch me as I take tips on humour from you.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-22-2005, 12:30 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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For RP
Quote:
Originally posted by Iron Steve
Watch me as I take tips on humour from you.
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Watch me as I take tips from you on how to be an American.
eta - from both of you. What is this - u envy? |
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06-22-2005, 12:33 PM
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#2473
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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For RP
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Watch me as I take tips from you on how to be an American.
eta - from both of you. What is this - u envy?
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Somehow I got from this to "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate this thing called life. electric word life, it means 4ever and that's a mighty long time. but i mean to tell u, there's something else, the afterworld. a world of neverending happiness, u can always see the sun, day or night . . ."
from fucking memory.
otoh, that was a fucking great wonderful fabulous summer. |
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06-22-2005, 12:34 PM
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#2474
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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For RP
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Watch me as I take tips from you on how to be an American.
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I have found that I have some of my best days in Canada. I may defect. It will even the score.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-22-2005, 12:37 PM
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#2475
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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For RP
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Somehow I got from this to "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate this thing called life. electric word life, it means 4ever and that's a mighty long time. but i mean to tell u, there's something else, the afterworld. a world of neverending happiness, u can always see the sun, day or night . . ."
from fucking memory.
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time to call up that shrink in Beverly Hills. |
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