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07-27-2005, 03:06 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's a cosmetic procedure (without which I'd look like a hillbilly with one front tooth).
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You too?!?
Wow -- we really are twins! |
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07-27-2005, 03:07 PM
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#2462
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Public service announcement
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hm. I have a can of this right here. Who knew?
Did you people know?
There's a new way to get high, and you could have it right next to your desk at home. They're designed to clean your computer but, if inhaled, these popular products have the potential to kill.
It’s called "dusting" — the term comes from the cleaning brand "Dust Off" — and it has become a teenager’s new cheap and easily accessible high, despite a warning on the side of each canister.
The high from the gas paralyzes the user for several minutes and gives a feeling of euphoria. Both dusting and huffing can result in damage to the brain, lungs, heart, kidneys and liver, and can cause death. In computer cleaning products, a freon type of gas, or fluorinated hydrocarbon, is the dangerous ingredient.
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Tried it 8th grade. It's probably why my LSAT scores don't qualify me for MENSA.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 03:09 PM
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#2463
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by dtb
It feels good to me.
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It's not the size of the "zing" - it's how you use it?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 03:10 PM
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#2464
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I am beyond a rank!
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Marc Anthony
Those chicks from GoFugYourself are high-fucking-sterical:
my latest favorite - about Marc Anthony |
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07-27-2005, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not the size of the "zing" - it's how you use it?
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You keep telling yourself that, and someday you'll believe it.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-27-2005, 03:11 PM
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#2466
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You keep telling yourself that, and someday you'll believe it.
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Redundancy whiff.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 03:13 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not the size of the "zing" - it's how you use it?
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Almost. It's how you use it. (wink, wink) |
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07-27-2005, 03:13 PM
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#2468
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Redundancy whiff.
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by definition a "whiff" aimed at nfh is redundant.
really? she didn't fully appreciate a post?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-27-2005, 03:15 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
by definition a "whiff" aimed at nfh is redundant.
really? she didn't fully appreciate a post?
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They were right. You did miss me.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-27-2005, 03:16 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by dtb
You too?!?
Wow -- we really are twins!
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Triplets. Except I'd be missing both of my front teeth. (Unfortunate beer bottle cap accident my freshman year in college.) |
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07-27-2005, 03:18 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Can someone please tell me...
why my dog is furiously licking the wall?
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07-27-2005, 03:19 PM
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#2472
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
They were right. You did miss me.
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I am completely annoyed someone asked me if I were you.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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07-27-2005, 03:20 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Triplets. Except I'd be missing both of my front teeth. (Unfortunate beer bottle cap accident my freshman year in college.)
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Foursome, but I don't have veneers. Mine are full-fledged porcelain "jackets." (Unfortunate flying over the handlebars incident as a kindergartener combined with a cheap father who selected a bad dentist during my adolescence.) |
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07-27-2005, 03:20 PM
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#2474
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by dtb
Almost. It's how you use it. (wink, wink)
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PLF: do you get it? "Zing" is a metaphor for my penis.
Pure genius!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 03:21 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by nononono
I am completely annoyed someone asked me if I were you.
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Why? Because I don't participate in the scintillating discussion on epidurals?
Get over yourself.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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