Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'll join you. We can do it a la Thelma and Louise (and we get to have sex with Brad Pitt and Michael Madsen beforehand).

edited to note: what about the all-important 'intimate knowledge of hockey players' category ncs? What about that!! And trivial pursuit was invented by Canadians (whom I used to represent). I bet no one but str8 and Hank the wannabe Canadian knew that little bit of all-important trivia.

GWNC: Did you see the TV movie about the inventing of trivial pursuit? Their friends who invested a couple grand each did pretty freaking well.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
GWNC: Did you see the TV movie about the inventing of trivial pursuit? Their friends who invested a couple grand each did pretty freaking well.

Every time my friends and I get a fucked up question in Trivial Pursuit, we make sure to blame the Canadians.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'll talk the smack; my team of which I am the captain won LA's only British style pub-quiz last week.

http://www.thefoxandhounds.com/quiz.htm [spree: victory photo]

And SS, I'm not a great entertainment guy, so you might want to look elsewhere, except for reality tv and very current stuff - the poppest of pop culture. I am a capital G Great sports trivia guy, a very good geography guy, above average with literature, and beyond that I'm a generalist.

I'm not the captain - I'm a mere minion in this venture. But I would ask ncs to take note. No need to have 2 reality tv experts on the same team.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
[trivia picture]

The question is, are you:

(a) mostly obscured leather jacket guy;
(b) smug-looking back left guy;
(c) Asian girl;
(d) smiling "this is the most fun I have all year" guy;
(e) frosted tips hipster; or
(f) older, married "I'm cool because I am holding the bottle of cheap shit we won" guy?

I vote for (f).

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by mmm3587
The question is, are you:

(a) mostly obscured leather jacket guy;
(b) smug-looking back left guy;
(c) Asian girl;
(d) smiling "this is the most fun I have all year" guy;
(e) frosted tips hipster; or
(f) older, married "I'm cool because I am holding the bottle of cheap shit we won" guy?

I vote for (f).

Not c, obviously. And not the guy (d) making the move on c, as Mrs. Tomato Basil clearly establishes... NTTAWWT.

Either b or f.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Not c, obviously. And not the guy (d) making the move on c, as Mrs. Tomato Basil clearly establishes... NTTAWWT.

Either b or f.

its e, obviously.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
For those that care, Mike Richter's #35 will be retired by the NY Rangers on February 4.

Hoist an overpriced MSG beer in his honor for me, Slave. Greatest American-born goalie? I say yes.

Loved seeing Lindros pound Thorton the other day. Now if he could put the biscuit in the basket* a little more often.

*Sorry -- the announcer for the Podunkville Pissants just graduated with honors from Hockey Cliche School. Talking like that is addictive, eh?

[robustpuppy]

I'm watching the OC - sort of - and Peter Gallagher's character just said "Four years at Berkeley Law [and something like I end up doing this shit]."

I was waiting for him to explain that he earned a joint degree and that he never really liked the sound of "Boalt," but the moment never came. I am distressed at the poor quality of fact checking on this show. It's worse than the time that Carol on ER woke up on a Thursday in January and pondered whether or not she ought to take the MCAT that day. Where is the realism, people?

[Hank Chinaski]

Now that its just us guys, I wanted to float an alternate "kissing advice."
If she butt sucked, just once, like Sebastian's one girlfriend, on the guy, don't you think he'd be a little more tongue-shy.
I know it might not be her style, but I think a little starfish one night might help her avoid a lotta eel-tongue for a hundred nights. Just my opinion.

[Not Me]

To the guys who have been with women with breast implants, if you care to expound, please let me know your thoughts. Do you:

A) Hate Fake Tits;

B) Love Fake Tits; or

C) Think that tits are tits and you love to touch, suck and/or tittie-fuck them whether they are real or fake.

Please specify whether saline or silicone.

TIA.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Me
To the guys who have been with women with breast implants, if you care to expound, please let me know your thoughts. Do you:

A) Hate Fake Tits;

B) Love Fake Tits; or

C) Think that tits are tits and you like them whether they are real or fake just as long as you get to touch, suck and/or tittie-fuck them.

Please specify whether saline or silicone.

TIA.

Are you thinking about getting them? did you forget you're suppose to be a girl?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you thinking about getting them? did you forget you're suppose to be a girl?

I am a WOMAN (not a girl, thank you, you misogynist bastard), and I already have them. I just want to know what anonymous posters on the internet who claim to be lawyers and who hate me think about them.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm watching the OC - sort of - and Peter Gallagher's character just said "Four years at Berkeley Law [and something like I end up doing this shit]."

I was waiting for him to explain that he earned a joint degree and that he never really liked the sound of "Boalt," but the moment never came. I am distressed at the poor quality of fact checking on this show. It's worse than the time that Carol on ER woke up on a Thursday in January and pondered whether or not she ought to take the MCAT that day. Where is the realism, people?

Not to mention the Everwood plotline involving the 16-yr-old kid getting romantically involved with (but not having intercourse with) his baby sister's 21-yr-old babysitter, and everyone yapping about how it's illegal. First of all, there's no sex so it can't be statutory rape. Second of all, and more importantly, under Colorado law (CO being the state in which all of the action takes place) if the minor is 15 or older it's not statutory rape if the non-minor is fewer than 10 years older than the minor.

Irritated the crap out of me. It may be a sign that I'm too old to be watching this stuff, but oh well.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Now that its just us guys, I wanted to float an alternate "kissing advice."
If she butt sucked, just once, like Sebastian's one girlfriend, on the guy, don't you think he'd be a little more tongue-shy.
I know it might not be her style, but I think a little starfish one night might help her avoid a lotta eel-tongue for a hundred nights. Just my opinion.

Because I apparently have an excellent memory for horrifying gross stuff, I feel compelled to note that raouaouaouaoaoal's gf did not upset him by putting her tongue up his ass. She upset him by putting a finger up there.

Unless I missed a separate story involving a tongue, in which case I feel fortunate.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you thinking about getting them? did you forget you're suppose to be a girl?

It's supposed to be FEMALE?