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05-21-2004, 03:20 PM
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#2476
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Lawyer loses $8,000 in deposition
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can we please move on?
Let's talk about something else. Someone post a ridiculous problem please.
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Really, is this so wrong?
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040521/D82MUF3G0.html
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05-21-2004, 03:20 PM
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#2477
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can we please move on?
Let's talk about something else. Someone post a ridiculous problem please.
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I am trying to eat more nutritious food so I brought a banana to work today. However, due to the "fuck like crazy" conversation today, I'm having impure thoughts about the banana. My door doesn't lock, so I really can't do anything constructive with the banana.
If I get hungry later this afternoon, should I eat the banana or go get something from starbucks? |
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05-21-2004, 03:21 PM
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#2478
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Someone post a ridiculous problem please.
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My girlfriend went to a strip club last week. Should I hit her with a closed (but loose -- I'm no monster) fist or should I just give her the gold old back-handed, knuckle, bitch slap?
TM |
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05-21-2004, 03:21 PM
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#2479
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I am having trouble getting my wife to agree to a threesome. Any ideas?
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Rohypnol? Other than that, you're truly swimming upstream.
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05-21-2004, 03:22 PM
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#2480
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Lawyer loses $8,000 in deposition
If barking at a deposition gets you so hot that you come home early to fuck me like crazy, it's not wrong. |
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05-21-2004, 03:22 PM
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#2481
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I am having trouble getting my wife to agree to a threesome. Any ideas?
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For a threesome? Are you insistent that it involve your wife? |
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05-21-2004, 03:23 PM
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#2482
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I am having trouble getting my wife to agree to a threesome. Any ideas?
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I assume you have a double standard and only want to lick the rims of two women. Maybe you should try asking her if SD can join you, you sexist piece of shit.
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05-21-2004, 03:23 PM
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#2483
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I am having trouble getting my wife to agree to a threesome. Any ideas?
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Find a guy she finds really hot, and she may be more amenable. Especially if you agree that you will just watch the first few times until she is more comfortable. |
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05-21-2004, 03:24 PM
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#2484
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am trying to eat more nutritious food so I brought a banana to work today. However, due to the "fuck like crazy" conversation today, I'm having impure thoughts about the banana. My door doesn't lock, so I really can't do anything constructive with the banana.
If I get hungry later this afternoon, should I eat the banana or go get something from starbucks?
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Neither. You should get a fucking lock for your door. |
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05-21-2004, 03:24 PM
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#2485
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can we please move on?
Let's talk about something else. Someone post a ridiculous problem please.
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Here is my problem. As I scroll through the posts, every once in a while, I see someone lapse into this weird "beeg, beeg man"-type speak in what I assume is some ridiculously misguided attempt at humor. I am not sure if it is a reference to popular culture that I am missing, or if the idiocy of this style of posting stands on its own, but I would greatly prefer it to stop.
No, I am not unaware that this post is going to cause several morons to respond saying how afraid they are of the "beeg, beeg flower."
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05-21-2004, 03:24 PM
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#2486
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
My girlfriend went to a strip club last week. Should I hit her with a closed (but loose -- I'm no monster) fist or should I just give her the gold old back-handed, knuckle, bitch slap?
TM
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When I was with her she really enjoyed a brisk slap on the ass. Open handed. |
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05-21-2004, 03:24 PM
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#2487
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Find a guy she finds really hot, and she may be more amenable. Especially if you agree that you will just watch the first few times until she is more comfortable.
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Another guy? I think he may have an unscented stripper in mind... |
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05-21-2004, 03:25 PM
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#2488
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If she drops the Podunkville insurance defense practice equivalent of $60K on handbags, I assume you'll promptly start banging that cute checker at the Piggly-Wiggly. I mean, if you aren't already.
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Hahaha, Ollie. You are such a card.
Pay no attention to him, PJ, honey. You know I have eyes for you only. And, really, I told you that the scent of "Charlie" perfume on my suit the other night must have come from a magazine sample. What? Don't be silly -- whoever heard of "check-out girl perfume"? |
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05-21-2004, 03:25 PM
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#2489
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
*as an aside, the fact that there is no real female outing equivalent is a valid point in the Are Strip Clubs Sexist debate.
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The Sugar Shack in Lake Geneva sounds fairly equivalent.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-21-2004, 03:27 PM
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#2490
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Another guy? I think he may have an unscented stripper in mind...
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When trying to get a partner to be more adventurous, one should be flexible. Otherwise, one gets what he deserves (i.e., nothing).
Maybe if they had a foursome with ABBA and her husband? |
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