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Hank Chinaski · 05-23-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
you spend all day getting baited and laughed at on the PB, you google for hours,

Point of order- I don't beilieve it's being "baited" if the one "baiting" can't reel the fish in. Like in Jaws, when Richard Dreyfuss chummed the water then the shark came and ate him, I don't believe it accurate to say the shark was "baited."

Your problem is you keep trying to shark hunt, when your tackle is better suited for panfishing.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-23-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
lude talk.

It has been a while since I've heard lude talk at a concert.

robustpuppy · 05-23-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
DH spoiler

Are we sure Rex is definitely dead, or could it have been a ploy to tease out whether Bree tried to kill him?

This show is addictive, although I thought the finale tied the Mary Alice storyline up just a little bit too quickly. Also, the downside was that Susan got short shrift in the finale. Gabrielle was very entertaining on the stand, and
Felicity Huffman's character got just what she deserved (and wanted). That Carlos! What a testosterone-crazed moe-ron.

NotFromHere · 05-23-2005, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are we sure Rex is definitely dead, or could it have been a ploy to tease out whether Bree tried to kill him?

I think he has to be dead. How long could you keep her away without seeing the body? Also, what is the deal with the new neighbors. They certainly seem creepy enough to live in the neighborhood.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-23-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I think he has to be dead. How long could you keep her away without seeing the body? Also, what is the deal with the new neighbors. They certainly seem creepy enough to live in the neighborhood.

rp and I must have read the same article . . .

strikes me as stupid not to have him be dead. What's the plot--see her reaction? See if she digs up a body from the back yard? Besides, Rex isn't a major character, and he was sort of played out by the end anyway. The show is more interesting with him dead and bree having to deal with it.

As for the new housewife, she seemed weird, but the son seemed to want some cougar action. Gabrielle should take note.

NotFromHere · 05-23-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It has been a while since I've heard lude talk at a concert.

This could go 2 ways...

1. Is that because they were discontinued?

2. You only getting your lude talk at work these days?

Gattigap · 05-23-2005, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is Subway Jared gaining the weight back? He seems a bit doughier in recent commercials.

Dunno, but let's hope not. I understand that the man can't step within 100 yards of any McDonalds, Burger King or Wendy's without risking physical harm. If there's an overall weight restriction, the man may simply disappear from sight and become the victim of a mysterious boating accident.

05-23-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
This could go 2 ways...

1. Is that because they were discontinued?

2. You only getting your lude talk at work these days?

I could use some fucking 'luudes today. Do they still make them in Canada? Can Gwinky smuggle some over the border?

Anne Elk · 05-23-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I could use some fucking 'luudes today. Do they still make them in Canada? Can Gwinky smuggle some over the border?

My condolences. Rough way to end the season.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-23-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Your text message on a 40-foot screen
Fans get new ways to interact at a concert

LOS ANGELES - Anyone who’s been to a pop concert lately has noticed that fans hold their mobile phones up in the air like a previous generation did with cigarette lighters. Beginning with the summer Clay Aiken tour, audiences can do a lot more with their phone than just wave it.

“Fans loved the concept and were sending multiple text messages to our stage front screens in an effort to see their names, talk to their friends, tell Anastacia how much they love her and win prizes,” Renshaw said. “Fans were so excited about it that marriage proposals were proffered onscreen.”

Boomerang is applying the experience it acquired last year when it worked with Def Jam Recordings artist Ghostface, who was on a festival bill with about a dozen other acts each day.

“We allowed Ghostface to connect with fans who ether were fans or who heard his music that day and became fans,” Field said. “We projected a number inviting people to interact -- to meet him, visit him on the tour bus, things like that -- and when you called you heard a recorded message from Ghostface.

What? No more lighters?
I'm sure the Clay Aiken crowd is safe from text messages that say "Clay is gay" or other similar things, but I wonder if there's a filter or censor keeping vulgarities and lude talk from the screen?
I mean, you know, the temptation is certainly there.

I'm going to kill you.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-23-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Dunno, but let's hope not. I understand that the man can't step within 100 yards of any McDonalds, Burger King or Wendy's without risking physical harm. If there's an overall weight restriction, the man may simply disappear from sight and become the victim of a mysterious boating accident.

That cat is a three dollar bill. I can't put my finger on whether he's wearing-pasties-and-be-wah-balls-up-the-ass private crazy, or Father O'Malley nail-biting-because-he-so-desperately-wants=to-place-his-hands -down-the-drawers-of-every-little-boy-he-sees malignant. But he's hiding something. Its obvious. He has those creepy shark eyes... no whites, just huge black pupils.

Personally, I think he wants to screw the Quiznos' kid.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-23-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Point of order- I don't beilieve it's being "baited" if the one "baiting" can't reel the fish in. Like in Jaws, when Richard Dreyfuss chummed the water then the shark came and ate him, I don't believe it accurate to say the shark was "baited."

Your problem is you keep trying to shark hunt, when your tackle is better suited for panfishing.

You waterhead, Richard Dreyfuss wasn't eaten in Jaws. Quint was eaten.

And I have no idea who played Quint.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-23-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is very, very difficult to get drunk off one of those unless you make it yourself. And, cake sounds worse than straight alcohol right now.

ETA cake (in reasonable amounts) does generally get me in the mood.

I tried in college to make a shake with a bottle of Godiva liquer and vanilla yogurt. It gets you something, but I don't think I'd call it drunk.

I tried it with Gran Marnier in a few years back. Based on these controlled studies, I conclude the liquor-infused dessert approach to imbibing is an excellent way to test whether you're diabetic, but will never, ever get you drunk.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-23-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Based on these controlled studies, I conclude the liquor-infused dessert approach to imbibing is an excellent way to test whether you're diabetic, but will never, ever get you drunk.

I have been very drunk on vodka-infused watermelon.

sebastian_dangerfield · 05-23-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
This could go 2 ways...

1. Is that because they were discontinued?

2. You only getting your lude talk at work these days?

1. Ludes went out when Karen Quinlan was still the National Vagetable.

2. If you're talking ludes around the office cooler, you have grey pubes.*

* Or you've been to Canada or Mexico. In which case, why ludes? Xanax and adavan are the new ludes.... why wouldn't you get those instead? Or even some roofies?