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06-22-2005, 12:38 PM
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#2476
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
time to call up that shrink in Beverly Hills.
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Hm, I had actually forgotten that part. Maybe the whole thing was a message from my subconscious. |
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06-22-2005, 12:53 PM
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#2477
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Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Iron Steve
Lindsay Lohan is on the Today Show right now (West coast). I agree with Matt Lauer in that she looks good. Not skeletory. She confirmed that she has passed through puberty and is now growing into womanhood.
19 on July 2!
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 I don't like the blonde, and I think she's a little too skinny. OTOH, I would love to look like that. I'd fatten myself up a bit and fix the hair color pronto. |
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06-22-2005, 01:11 PM
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#2478
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Set your pride aside for a second and tell me, honestly, whether you think "HOLY CRAP! Run, everybody! RUN!!" is funny.
I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm just giving constructive feedback here.
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You don't have to try be a dick, it comes naturally for you.
I heard from 2 different people (both funnier than you, like that would be hard to do) that they thought that particular joke was funny.
But this is the last time you and I do this, because, although you think you're funny and clever, you are not. Not even close. And it's stupid to even talk about the subject with you.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 06-22-2005 at 01:15 PM..
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06-22-2005, 01:14 PM
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#2479
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
time to call up that shrink in Beverly Hills.
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Which one?
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06-22-2005, 01:25 PM
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#2480
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Which one?
TM
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Good god, man. Dr. Everything-Will-Be-Alright. |
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06-22-2005, 01:28 PM
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#2481
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Iron Steve
Lindsay Lohan is on the Today Show right now (West coast). I agree with Matt Lauer in that she looks good. Not skeletory. She confirmed that she has passed through puberty and is now growing into womanhood.
19 on July 2!
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is that where sd's pecker snot* came from?
*a/k/a spooge, snake venom, jism, man-seed, soap-from-the-rope, squirt, dick-milk, |
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06-22-2005, 01:29 PM
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#2482
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Good god, man. Dr. Everything-Will-Be-Alright.
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I thought I was setting you up for a "You know the one" response. I should have run it by Mr. Lipschitz first.
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06-22-2005, 01:33 PM
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#2483
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't like the blonde, and I think she's a little too skinny. OTOH, I would love to look like that. I'd fatten myself up a bit and fix the hair color pronto.
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you'll be looking something like this?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-22-2005, 01:38 PM
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#2484
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you'll be looking something like this?
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My hair isn't that good. |
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06-22-2005, 01:39 PM
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#2485
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Barista
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: On a corner near you, like Thurgreed's Momma
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whiff
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
2. And I kinda like the "run, run!" thing too.
Speaking of which, fucking starbucks didn't fucking have any fucking chocolate muffins this morning. I fucking might as well have fucking eaten oatmeal at home, or something. Fuckers.
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"Run, everybody! RUN!!" |
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06-22-2005, 01:39 PM
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#2486
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you'll be looking something like this?
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70. Gilligan vs. Gilligan (edit)
First aired: 9/19/1966
Writer: Joanna Lee
Director: Jerry Hopper
Guest star:
Gilligan meets his double, a foreign spy who has undergone plastic surgery in order to look like Gilligan (why, we're not sure!). Gilligan gets in lots of trouble as his double steals Mary Ann's pies, etc . . ..
Recap | Quotes | Cast | Goofs | Reviews
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Your score:
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-22-2005, 01:44 PM
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#2487
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
70. Gilligan vs. Gilligan (edit)
First aired: 9/19/1966
Writer: Joanna Lee
Director: Jerry Hopper
Guest star:
Gilligan meets his double, a foreign spy who has undergone plastic surgery in order to look like Gilligan (why, we're not sure!). Gilligan gets in lots of trouble as his double steals Mary Ann's pies, etc . . ..
Recap | Quotes | Cast | Goofs | Reviews
7.9
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Sorry. Would you be willing to give me humor advice? I'll pay you.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-22-2005, 01:51 PM
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#2488
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Today
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sorry. Would you be willing to give me humor advice? I'll pay you.
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Jokes involving midgets, colostomy bags, and talking bears tend to be funny. Smashing watermelons, not so much.
You can pay me through penske's paypal account.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-22-2005, 01:52 PM
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#2489
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Today
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Jokes involving midgets, colostomy bags, and talking bears tend to be funny. Smashing watermelons, not so much.
You can pay me through penske's paypal account.
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thanks! I finally got me a client who can pay, once his check clears I'll send you the $$$$.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-22-2005, 02:04 PM
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#2490
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Can you dig it . . .
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