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07-27-2005, 03:21 PM
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#2476
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
why my dog is furiously licking the wall?
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Did someone rub his/her crotch there?
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07-27-2005, 03:22 PM
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#2477
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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zing sizing
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why? Because I don't participate in the scintillating discussion on epidurals?
Get over yourself.
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No, for the other obvious reasons.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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07-27-2005, 03:24 PM
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#2478
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Did someone rub his/her crotch there?
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Not to my knowledge. |
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07-27-2005, 03:24 PM
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#2479
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
PLF: do you get it? "Zing" is a metaphor for my penis.
Pure genius!
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Wait a second.
Why would plf get it? |
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07-27-2005, 03:30 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second.
Why would plf get it?
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Spin class. |
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07-27-2005, 03:33 PM
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#2481
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by dtb
Wait a second.
Why would plf get it?
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Abstruse wit confuses him. For example, one usually has to point out that irony is being used.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 03:36 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Am I too old
to wear this t-shirt?
What about this one?
I will note, if it helps, that last weekend I wore this one and a guy in the health-food store asked me for my number:
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07-27-2005, 03:37 PM
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#2483
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
why my dog is furiously licking the wall?
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He thinks it is his balls. Duh.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-27-2005, 03:39 PM
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#2484
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by spookyfish
He thinks it is his balls. Duh.
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There are no balls in this house any more. |
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07-27-2005, 03:42 PM
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#2485
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
There are no balls in this house any more.
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You surely make the occasional exception, at least for a few hours. |
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07-27-2005, 03:43 PM
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#2486
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You surely make the occasional exception, at least for a few hours.
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Not yet. I'm waiting for the right set to arrive. |
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07-27-2005, 03:43 PM
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#2487
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
There are no balls in this house any more.
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Much to the Displaced Dog's chagrin, there aren't any in my house either. He hasn't taken to licking the walls, though he did move all of his stuff into the fireplace.
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07-27-2005, 03:45 PM
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#2488
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Can someone please tell me...
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Much to the Displaced Dog's chagrin, there aren't any in my house either. He hasn't taken to licking the walls, though he did move all of his stuff into the fireplace.
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For clarification, the dog who was licking the walls never had any balls to begin with. She did once have ovaries, but those are long gone too. |
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07-27-2005, 03:46 PM
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#2489
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Not yet. I'm waiting for the right set to arrive.
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So Lance Armstrong is out? |
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07-27-2005, 03:48 PM
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#2490
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Can someone please tell me...
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So Lance Armstrong is out?
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Yep. I hate those fucking yellow bracelets. |
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