Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What about just a long t-shirt, like the ones from that old Wham video?

Again, I wouldn't date someone who didn't look better naked than clothed.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How about just the dress part?

I had to waer a green velvet dress once to get a chick in bed. Wacky bisexual chick. Said she wanted to see what it would look like. I wound up hanging out for a while in it, while her 200 lb topless Asian friend made us drinks (never said anything... reminded me of that Asian villian who threw the hat in Goldfinger, but with sagging breasts and long hair). Eventual sex was lousy. Good times.

But I do recall thinking "this is one fucking comfortable dress..."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
We've never met, have we.

Is that a question? I don't see a question mark...then again, I've never (seriously) worn a banana hammock.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You mean practicing law?

Isn't that more group bdsm without the "safe word"?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Cookiepuss
Carvel isn't gay.

Oh. My bad. Never mind. Jai Alai seems like a dangerous sport, anyway, so it's probably all for the best.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about just the banana hammock?

What do you think the dress socks are for?

ETA: Damn you, Ollie!

[nononono]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about WHAM in their underwear?

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=wham/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=13eg6vsmt/EXP=1135982149/*-http%3A//www.media.uio.no/studier/nettavis2001/na07/Klar%20til%20WEB%20NA07/Bilder/wham!.jpg[/IMG]

Guys wearing just tshirts is even gayer than that picture.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by spookyfish
What do you think the dress socks are for?

ETA: Damn you, Ollie!

Is that a fisting reference?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by nononono
Guys wearing just tshirts is even gayer than that picture.

So true. Because the gays are all about the fashion. And anyone who knows the fashion knows there's nothing hotter than the "just the t shirt" look. The way the fabric on a long t-shirt hangs just below the helmet, and any passing breeze could expose the package.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wound up hanging out for a while in it, while her 200 lb topless Asian friend made us drinks (never said anything... reminded me of that Asian villian who threw the hat in Goldfinger, but with sagging breasts and long hair). Eventual sex was lousy. Good times.

You mean Hand Job?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Worst character ever.

Yeah. He seemed pretty worthless on the show when I watched it.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by spookyfish
You mean Hand Job?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large

Is that a fisting reference?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had to waer a green velvet dress once to get a chick in bed. Wacky bisexual chick. Said she wanted to see what it would look like. I wound up hanging out for a while in it, while her 200 lb topless Asian friend made us drinks (never said anything... reminded me of that Asian villian who threw the hat in Goldfinger, but with sagging breasts and long hair). Eventual sex was lousy. Good times.

But I do recall thinking "this is one fucking comfortable dress..."

Velvet?!


Fag.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Velvet?!


Fag.

Confidential to TM: Apparently it's still not socially acceptable.