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09-23-2003, 07:56 PM
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#24886
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Theo rests his case
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: who's askin?
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Poll: walking out
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your avatar reminds me, I watched a great movie this weekend -- The Apartment. Ray Walston plays Mr. Kirkaby, a character described in the script as "all personality, all of it obnoxious."
I highly recommend the movie, it's excellent, dialogue and acting-wise.* And both Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine were adorable.
*This is a little homage to the script, which you can find online and is a fun read.
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Agreed on the movie rec. Its hard to imagine Shirley Maclaine as a sane person without seeing this movie. She was adorable in it.
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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09-23-2003, 07:57 PM
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#24887
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Blindness
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Originally posted by LessinSF
There's a anal sex skullfucking joke in there somewhere trying to cum out.
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Jet lag is a bitch, huh? |
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09-23-2003, 07:59 PM
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#24888
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Love, American Style.
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Penske is crying out for help...won't one of you lend a sharp tongue, and a soft washcloth?:
"Well let's face it, I'm not getting any thinner and one day...."
Apparently, socking doesn't burn calories.
CDF
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Translation: I'm Thurgreed's beeyotch, and now he is pimping me out to take the heat for his stale unfunny "Penske is fat" jokes, which will come back haunt the two of us when Penske shows up in NYC lean and mean like a fiesty latino bantamweight, but maybe we will like the taste of crow.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
Last edited by Penske_Account; 09-23-2003 at 08:08 PM..
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09-23-2003, 08:04 PM
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#24889
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Tea Party
Note to self: avoid the angels' trumpet blend.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...atestheadlines
(spree: german man drinks tea, cuts off penis and tongue; no pics)
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-23-2003, 08:05 PM
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#24890
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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I regret to inform you that I have received another chain letter from my pre-teen epistler, threatening me that if I fail to forward it to many others, I will never be the 13-year-old equivalent of FB cool.
However, this letter is so mawkish, cloying, and saccharine,* that rather than subject the FB to it, I merely excerpt a sample of its contents.
And now my troubled, storm-tossed soul can rest easy.
*Suffice it to say, it was entitled "Fwd: omg! too cute!!!!  " |
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09-23-2003, 08:06 PM
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#24891
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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We're all next on Paigow's ignore list
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I suspect that you're being sarcastic, but c'mon. If litigation is a crapshoot, who else would you want rolling those 12-sided dice?
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If you played craps with 12-sided dice, your chances of seven-ing out go way down.
str(move my 6 to the 8, press the 14, give me odds on my 12, I want all the hardways for a quarter each, and I'm coming out again)8 |
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09-23-2003, 08:08 PM
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#24892
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Tea Party
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
(spree: german man drinks tea, cuts off penis and tongue; no pics)
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Get this man a lifetime supply of OxyContin, stat! |
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09-23-2003, 08:11 PM
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#24893
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Love, American Style.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Translation: I'm Thurgreed's beeyotch, and now he is pimping me out to take the heat for his stale unfunny "Penske is fat" jokes, which will come to haunt the two of us when Penske shows up in NYC lean and mean like a fiesty latino bantamweight.
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I assume that when you say fiesty latino bantamweight that you really mean to admit that you're showing up like this
with a 12 piece bucket of fried bantam in each hand.
L(If you can't get in shape, just wear a suit painted to look like muscles)FM
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09-23-2003, 08:26 PM
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#24894
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
Posts: 1,040
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Love, American Style.
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
...when Penske shows up in NYC lean and mean like a fiesty latino bantamweight...
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FYI, an XXXXXXL Hawaiian shirt does NOT make you a "fiesty latino bantamweight." I thought we settled this last time, after that unfortunate incident with Anna Nicole Smith and the speeding hot dog cart.
Talk about worlds colliding.
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09-23-2003, 08:47 PM
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#24895
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
Posts: 1,040
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Poll: walking out
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Phoebe Cates and her husband Kevin Kline are quite a couple. He's got the Oscar, she's got, well, those {TITS}...
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She sure does. A couple of years ago we had a client dinner at Nobu, and she and Kline were seated at the next table with friends. A clandestine peek or two confirmed that she does, indeed, have a righteous rack. |
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09-23-2003, 09:11 PM
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#24896
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Poll: walking out
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Bonus 'Fast Times' trivia: This young 'Fast Times' star won a Tony Award in 1981, but was not one of the many young actors to go on to megastardom after the movie...
ANSWER: Brian Backer, who played Mark "Rat" Ratner, the movie usher, won the Best Featured Actor Tony Award in 1981...
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I was hoping it was Mike Damone.
This is some great iced tea, Stacey! |
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09-23-2003, 09:12 PM
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#24897
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Strange Poll
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dear FoJRUSS:
There is more to the Bilmore of the day than a short and pithy observation. And lest you think that I treat this as a pejorative award, I suggest you read my post about how to pay tribute to a classic poster that was directed to RP. Like your good friend JRUSS, you know not of what you speak, you are not in with the in people, you dont get it and you will never be FB Cool. Now go back to your room in the Of Counsel Track Cage with the other unfunny old men who could not connect the dots and don't come back until you get a clue about How Things Are besides my love of the burrito, which is so 1999 by the way.
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Paigs, sweetie, looks like my awards ceremony of yesterday has reinvigorated your award granting spirit. Mulitple Bilmores in one day! My. Don't worry, I don't think it's derivative. It's probably just excitement left from the Emmys. Well, keep at em.
No PAIGSotD award today, though SD certainly tried. Even you, Paigs, just couldn't muster up enough verbose meaningless banter to live up to expectations. Kind of a phone it in day, aye? Well, that kind of staleness comes with age, but I'm sure you'll still have some days. Who knows, maybe this will have to be a weekly thing instead. Looking forward to what the morning brings...
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A wee dram a day!
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09-23-2003, 09:33 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Random non-reality TV (Angel)
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I keep waiting for the revisionists to swing back and defend the last season of Buffy, the way they tried to restore credibility to the Initiative season (with some success). I just don't see it happening.
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I know. It's a sad sad thing. I started watching Angel only recently and it was pretty good for most every season that I saw, but the end of this year was interesting. We'll see where they take it. I saw a script for the first new one, it doesn't look too bad, I guess depending on your perspective.
Edited to add, Atticus, you found a new Avatar for me to annoy people with! But I think I'll keep the armed pussy for a while yet. |
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09-23-2003, 09:37 PM
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#24899
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Poll: walking out
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Nah, just the Prince of my Heart!!! :love:
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Sorry, it got away from me there.
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We would all appreciate it if that didn't happen again.
Thurgreed(I guess that was payback for me burning your eyes?)Marshall |
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09-23-2003, 09:42 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Poll: walking out
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We would all appreciate it if that didn't happen again.
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We would all appreciate it if you shrunk your pictures down before posting them.
Even(you're throwing off the margins)Odds
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