Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
No PAIGSotD award today, though SD certainly tried. Even you, Paigs, just couldn't muster up enough verbose meaningless banter to live up to expectations. Kind of a phone it in day, aye? Well, that kind of staleness comes with age, but I'm sure you'll still have some days. Who knows, maybe this will have to be a weekly thing instead. Looking forward to what the morning brings...

GGG,

What is the "PAIGSotD award"? And how did I try for it yesterday? I hammered somebody on a legal point, which is pretty toolish of me, in the sense that only a tool argues shop matters outside shop. I've never seen Paigow do that, so I'm confused as to how I'd win an award with her name in it for doing so. Explain.

S(Could be that its the morning and my brain just isn't up to full speed quite yet)D

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
GGG,

What is the "PAIGSotD award"? And how did I try for it yesterday? I hammered somebody on a legal point, which is pretty toolish of me, in the sense that only a tool argues shop matters outside shop. I've never seen Paigow do that, so I'm confused as to how I'd win an award with her name in it for doing so. Explain.

S(Could be that its the morning and my brain just isn't up to full speed quite yet)D

For long meaningless posts. Though, in reality, just an opportunity to play bait the bitch. I've gotta stop doing that, but it's kind of amusing to see her rant and there wasn't much going on.

The thing with your posts yesterday is that we heard you the first time, the third time there just wasn't anything new. It's a disease we all succomb to on occassion (maybe I was even doing a bait the bitch reprise yesterday), but you had it badly yesterday.

(edited to add, you're right, I've never seen any indication Paiggy has any ability to engage in legal reasoning)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

2) wearing her mid to late thirties well? What actress doesnt? What attractive woman irl isnt?

Sarah Jessica Parker

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) Why does that last statement need to be put in a parenthetical?

2) wearing her mid to late thirties well? What actress doesnt? What attractive woman irl isnt? Do you know anyone who was hot and suddenly looks really old and haggard bc she hit 35? Remember, Sebby, that 35 is the new 25.

Oh yeh, I forgot. you think SATC is a hag fest. good thing you are a guy, they age better.

1. I don't know. Its an awful habit, and an affront to good writing, yet I keep doing it.

2. No. A lot of women look great through their 40s and beyond. remember, I have a thing for very toned well kept 40ish MILFs. That said, I do have some friends of both sexes who are in their mid-30s and beginning to look like shit. They got hitched, some popped out a few kids and now suddenly they've stopped joggin or going to the gym and decided to ease into the pot-bellies and fat asses of old age. I'm shredding my kneecaps and killing my joints, but every f'ing night, I hit that gym, just to make sure I never get "the pot." Feels good to still have roughly the same waist I had in sophomore year. Of course, when I need massive orhtopedic surgery later and have arthritis, maybe I'll sing a different song. Then again, no I won't. I'd rather feel like shit and look great than look like shit and feel ok.

3. SATC has always sucked. What is it? Roger Daltrey with tits, a wrinkled slut who mails in the same "i'm a hot whore" performance week after week, some dumb debutante and a skinny fucked up single mom. And what do they do? Push trendy products and expensive shoes to clueless single recent college grad chicks. Crap. You might as well watch late night infomercials -- at least they don't pretend to have plots -- they just sell idiots the fuckin shoes.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
For long meaningless posts. Though, in reality, just an opportunity to play bait the bitch. I've gotta stop doing that, but it's kind of amusing to see her rant and there wasn't much going on.

The thing with your posts yesterday is that we heard you the first time, the third time there just wasn't anything new. It's a disease we all succomb to on occassion (maybe I was even doing a bait the bitch reprise yesterday), but you had it badly yesterday.

Yep, you're right. I went nuts. But if some dilletante told you how to do your job, you might flip out too.

That, and I've got a fucking screw loose.

S(It wasn't enough to have the board know I was right... I had to drag her through the fucking mud, which makes me all the more pathetic)D

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Ahem. Fast Times is my territory, Coltrane (see above). But Phoebe Cates' TITS! are universal...

Phoebe Cates and her husband Kevin Kline are quite a couple. He's got the Oscar, she's got, well, those...

I know I know, and I apologize. It's just one of my favorites of all time. Does this mean I'm the resident expert on "The Royal Tennenbaums"? B/c I haven't watched it since Friday.

(And I haven't even had a glimpse of Walter Sobchak in about two weeks! Shame on me.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm shredding my kneecaps and killing my joints

How so?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sarah Jessica Parker

Wrong: She's as (un)attractive as she was 10 years ago.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your translation post was pathetic and derivative of me. You cannot even hope to aspire to the great heights I have achieved on this board. I am an icon and you are a poser whose time has passed. Go talk to your socks, creep. Or get some original material. Don't try to use mine because I'm cool and in with the in crowd and you are a dirty old man who's married and squicks everyone out.

TM

Translation: I'm channeling Paigow and for some reason it hasn't caused me to cut off my hands to prevent me from doing so publicly.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
12) wearing her mid to late thirties well? What actress doesnt? What attractive woman irl isnt? Do you know anyone who was hot and suddenly looks really old and haggard bc she hit 35? Remember, Sebby, that 35 is the new 25.

There is a documentary Rosanna Arquette made, playing on Showtime. She interviews actresses in there mid-30's to 40's about their careers. It called "Searching for Debra winger."
The ones who were really hot, are still beautiful, but they complain about losing roles to 25 year old women. I felt sorry for them, until I remeber that most got famous as really hot 20 year old's, and took their early roles away from other actresses who were then in their 30's ( Rosanna, D. Hannah, etc.). There were some who were/are better actresses (Winger, Hunter) who were in the film, and do deserve better. Winger basically has quit trying. Hunter takes roles in smaller films.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Remember, Sebby, that 35 is the new 25.

It's weird. I turn 35 in a few months and it sort of hit me a few months ago that I still think 35 is really old and I automatically still think of myself as in my twenties. When people ask me my age sometimes I honestly can't remember. Often I say 33 because I guess that must have been a good year and it is stuck in my head. And then I have to think about it. I also think I must be 100% vain and therefore subconsciously in denial about the whole thing.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's weird. I turn 35 in a few months and it sort of hit me a few months ago that I still think 35 is really old and I automatically still think of myself as in my twenties. When people ask me my age sometimes I honestly can't remember. Often I say 33 because I guess that must have been a good year and it is stuck in my head. And then I have to think about it. I also think I must be 100% vain and therefore subconsciously in denial about the whole thing.

I think that what most people don't get until they're in their thirties is that you are still exactly the same person at 30+ as you were at 17.

You just have more bills, and it hurts more to run.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sarah Jessica Parker

I just saw a couple of first season episodes and she looke hella better now than she did then. you probably never thought she was attractive in the first place (I do)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
D. Hannah

Well, maybe if she hadn't evolved into a man she'd get more roles.

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Translation: I'm channeling Paigow and for some reason it hasn't caused me to cut off my hands to prevent me from doing so publicly.

Its like when the New York Times wrotea about metrosexuals. Once "translations" make it to the rocking chair on porch in flyover land country crowd, you know they are over.