Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bilmore
The good news is, that part only gets better. Right now, I'd peg the prime of life as early forties.

Dude, as long as I can still get it up, things will always be OK.

If I were to become impotent, I'd have to end it all.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And I look quite cute in NFL gear, thank you very much.

Shoulder pads are so 80s. But tight pants are a classic look.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bilmore
The good news is, that part only gets better. Right now, I'd peg the prime of life as early forties.

I know I started it sort of, but I'm getting a little tired of the age and philosophy of life posts. sorry, cranky.

Maybe it's all a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'll also note that the hosts on the shopping channels are creepy, particularly the women, with their wide-eyed wonder over all of the shit that they're hawking.

The best shopping networks (for amusement value) are not the big national ones, but the regional ones.

When I first moved to Texas, I would occasionally catch some channel that literally sold hunting knives. Over the tv. I'm not talking cut through a can and then a tomato knives, I'm talking OJ Simpson quality ripping/cutting/goring knives. Kind of freaked me out to know that any serial killer recluse who happened to have insomnia could order one of those babies without leaving the privacy of his own home.

I've also watched jewelry shows on a local Salt Lake channel that had me rolling on the floor. GIANT rocks glued to silverplate and called something other than "crap". One of those rare sorts of stones that I have never heard of before, of course. And the call-in testimonials are priceless.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
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Maybe it's all a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.

I had a very weird dream the other night. I was on an airplane flying in first class, and sitting across the aisle from me was my high school sweetheart. We got to chatting.

Suddenly, our plane dove very low and we were flying just above the treetops and very very slow. I asked the flight attendant why and she told me it was because we were trying to evade the Russians.

Well, apparently we were unseuccessful in evading the Russians, as we were then caught in a tractor beam, and forced to land... we were marched off the plane, taken to a gymnasium, our identities were all confirmed and then we were allowed to return to the plane and go along on our way.

All the while, my high school boyfriend was by my side.

Must have been the malaria...

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well arent you Mister Healthy Living? John Blysow or whatever the name of the manorexic withthe bad dye job and the shaved bod is who hocks those fitness videos, better watch his toned ass.

You know better than that, sweet Princess. And I expected at least some effort from you.

[fufu]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ron Popeil is a tie.

Edited to add "for second," b/c Tony Robbins wins first place. Thanks, Coltrane.

Carrot Top creeps me out.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

So, what should we name this phenomenon? In honor of my favorite Sportscenter anchorman, I vote for "The Whiff."

TM

I thought that's what you called the cloud that preceeds momma's arrival.

Tax(yeah, I know...yet another momma joke.)wonk

[bilmore]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I know I started it sort of, but I'm getting a little tired of the age and philosophy of life posts. sorry, cranky.

So, seen any good reality TV?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Must have been the malaria...

No sex? You're supposed to be cheering us up! The only thing keeping my mood light after this morning's posts is last night's dream that I was having a torrid affair with a law school classmate who now lives on the other side of the world. I'm still flushed.

[notcasesensitive]

So who the freak are you guys talking about (all wrinkled and old and bodybuilding). I tried a google search, but came back with this guy, who doesn't seem right... http://www.muscleweb.com/john/

[Spree: It is obviously John, from Muscleweb. No nudity, etc.]

since I know you woldnt wnat to miss it. :thumbsup: :love

Originally posted by fufu
Carrot Top creeps me out.

:thumbsup: :love:

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So who the freak are you guys talking about?

That's him. He's also here.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So who the freak are you guys talking about (all wrinkled and old and bodybuilding). I tried a google search, but came back with this guy, who doesn't seem right... http://www.muscleweb.com/john/

[Spree: It is obviously John, from Muscleweb. No nudity, etc.]

Is John Blayesdale (can anyone spell this correctly- that might help?) a local, DC phenomena? ANother great perk of living here.

edited to say, That is the guy. Take a closer look if you dont think that seems right. Notice the oh so vain look on his face (he is so serious about his art), the teensy girl waist, the shaved bod and the old man hair. he is sickening.

[Shape Shifter]

Gf and I went on a recreational trip to Target last night (rock stars indeed). While she was browsing the Chic Lit section I decided to check out Halloween decorations. I am pleased to report that Target is already stocking the aisles with Xmas decorations (the 4' grazing deer will look so cute next to the coffee table). This was my first sighting.

Fa la la.