Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm going to kill you.

For what?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I tried in college to make a shake with a bottle of Godiva liquer and vanilla yogurt. It gets you something, but I don't think I'd call it drunk.

I tried it with Gran Marnier in a few years back. Based on these controlled studies, I conclude the liquor-infused dessert approach to imbibing is an excellent way to test whether you're diabetic, but will never, ever get you drunk.

Aren't you the one who makes vodka smoothies? I realize that you find consistency boring, but an utter lack of any kind of consistency whatsoever indicates severe mental problems.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Ludes went out when Karen Quinlan was still the National Vagetable.

2. If you're talking ludes around the office cooler, you have grey pubes.*

* Or you've been to Canada or Mexico. In which case, why ludes? Xanax and adavan are the new ludes.... why wouldn't you get those instead? Or even some roofies?

I like the way NFH's spelling error has turned into the whiff that took Manhattan.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Aren't you the one who makes vodka smoothies? I realize that you find consistency boring, but an utter lack of any kind of consistency whatsoever indicates severe mental problems.

I don't consider a vitamin infuse fruit smoothie a dessert. Dessert muct include chocolate, vanilla... that sort of thing. Fot that reason, I don't consider GWNC's getting whacked on watermelon to be an exception to my conclusion.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like the way NFH's spelling error has turned into the whiff that took Manhattan.

This may be too cheap and easy - possibly even cheesy in a "threepeat" sort of way - but I just realized I earlier mis-spelled "vegetable" as "vagetable." I was about to fix it when I thought, "Perhaps that could be used to desrcibe women who are lousy in bed and just lay there like, well, vegetables." Just a thought.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Hey. Too drunk to stand is a niche. Don't knock it.

So is "so drunk I fall asleep on the dinner table before the meal arrives." Don't go overextending yourself.

And yes, this may well be the first of several wonks. Brace yourselves.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't consider a vitamin infuse fruit smoothie a dessert. Dessert muct include chocolate, vanilla... that sort of thing. Fot that reason, I don't consider GWNC's getting whacked on watermelon to be an exception to my conclusion.

I think your mistake was using liquer as the only source of alcohol. You should have pulled the vodka out of the freezer for your drink.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Brace yourselves.

Oooh, foreplay.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
can't wait for him to see the Underdog...what a sweet find.

I probably shouldn't, but what the hell... Don't they usually prefer to be on top?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think your mistake was using liquer as the only source of alcohol. You should have pulled the vodka out of the freezer for your drink.

True as to the Godiva, which has a much lower liquor content. But as to the Gran Marnier, it shares the same proof (80) as classic recipe vodka.

The gran marnier is a great way to get knuckled at a dinner without looking like a lush. A fat double in a big snifter will put a perfect exclamation point on the end of an boring dinner wine buzz. And no one will lok at you queerly, as some will when you order a vodka rocks or double Glenlivet nightcap.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
For what?

That's what he does. Now look at the pretty pink pants while he nailguns you to the floor.

Hope this isn't outable, sebby.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True as to the Godiva, which has a much lower liquor content. But as to the Gran Marnier, it shares the same proof (80) as classic recipe vodka.

The gran marnier is a great way to get knuckled at a dinner without looking like a lush. A fat double in a big snifter will put a perfect exclamation point on the end of an boring dinner wine buzz. And no one will lok at you queerly, as some will when you order a vodka rocks or double Glenlivet nightcap.

"D" goddammit! Use the "D"!!!!!

[SlaveNoMore]

ltl/fb
Aren't you the one who makes vodka smoothies? I realize that you find consistency boring, but an utter lack of any kind of consistency whatsoever indicates severe mental problems.

From the spelling errors and the kooky sentiments expressed therein, I'm thinking Maude got Raoul's log-in.

PS - I love that my re: line using a line from an Ice Cube St. Ides commercial is still being tossed around.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True as to the Godiva, which has a much lower liquor content. But as to the Gran Marnier, it shares the same proof (80) as classic recipe vodka.

The gran marnier is a great way to get knuckled at a dinner without looking like a lush. A fat double in a big snifter will put a perfect exclamation point on the end of an boring dinner wine buzz. And no one will lok at you queerly, as some will when you order a vodka rocks or double Glenlivet nightcap.

But it's so fucking sweet/heavily flavored, you can't use as much in, e.g. a recipe. Whereas vodka just makes it taste/smell like alcohol, and rum, while flavored, is not as strongly flavored as gm and therefore does not overpower as quickly.

For dessert beverages. I still don't think one can get drunk off dessert solids. Fruit, b/c of high water/liquid content, is more of a beverage. Jello shots also are a beverage.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That cat is a three dollar bill. I can't put my finger on whether he's wearing-pasties-and-be-wah-balls-up-the-ass private crazy, or Father O'Malley nail-biting-because-he-so-desperately-wants=to-place-his-hands -down-the-drawers-of-every-little-boy-he-sees malignant. But he's hiding something. Its obvious. He has those creepy shark eyes... no whites, just huge black pupils.

Personally, I think he wants to screw the Quiznos' kid.

He wants/needs to go Atkins, but its a violation of his contract.