Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ltl/fb]

OK, not yet, but I was amused that a scientist dismissed the possibility that human babies could be produced from two women as "senseless." Sounds like someone's overestimating the level of penis envy in the world . . .

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science....ap/index.html

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the effectiveness of double vaginal would be enhanced by use of an angled surface, such as a chaise.

Are we talking about 2 in 1, or two individual vaginas? I agree on the latter.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Speaking of colored diamonds, they seem to be the guilt purchase of the year--Beckham just bought Posh Spice a huge pink diamond ring plus the huge matching earrings.

Pink spinel is quite a nice stone if you want a pink stone and cannot afford or don't want to spend the money on a pink diamond. Pink sapphires are nice, too.

These are pink spinels, but the pictures don't do these stones justice:

http://www.acstones.com/images/jpegs-R-Z/SP-3877B.jpg
http://www.acstones.com/images/jpegs-R-Z/SP-2781B.jpg


In person, they are quite lovely. I am not able to tell a high quality pink spinel from a pink diamond. I am sure jewelers can, but I cannot.

It is much easier to tell a pink sapphire from a pink diamond, IMO.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Dualit
This reminds me. The SO and I are in the market for a new mattress set. Any recommendations? Is this "Tempur-pedic" product all it's [note proper apostrophe] cracked up to be?

Edited because I'm braindead today, and now have to endure the humiliation of Burger's quote. I need a drink.

The bunnyman bought one from a friend of his who sells them. I thought it was pretty stupid waste of money UNTIL I slept on one. I wish I had one now. Next matress I buy will be one. We never wake each other up when we sleep, back and neck pain we had before went away and it has ruined other mattresses for us. One warning though, having sex on it the first few times felt weird...the way it doesn't immediatealy bounce back takes a litte getting used to for whomever is on top. I'd say it's an A+ sleeping mattress and a B/B- fucking mattress. So, if you lie on one in teh store, make sure to simulate your favorite sex positions to see if you like it.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Sort of like a baseball glove, counselor?"

You got any openings over there?

Wasn't my case, thankfully. Mine was a much less gruesome commercial dispute.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
a B/B- fucking mattress.

Same is true for waterbeds, although Navy Seals seem to like them.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Seems like a good segue into a double vaginal discussion. Anyone?

While less nasty-sounding that double anal, double vaginal still doesn't sound like it is allealing for anone but the guys. From the woman's perspective, does getting that stretched out actually feel good? Also, once you've been all stretched out like that, can a single cock (or dildo, whatever) ever satiate?

ps: I am looking solely at vaginal, as opposed to clitoral stimulation.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
While less nasty-sounding that double anal, double vaginal still doesn't sound like it is allealing for anone but the guys. From the woman's perspective, does getting that stretched out actually feel good? Also, once you've been all stretched out like that, can a single cock (or dildo, whatever) ever satiate?

ps: I am looking solely at vaginal, as opposed to clitoral stimulation.

Based purely on teh fact that entire babies come through there, and I have heard that women enjoy sex even after having a baby, I think that there's a bouncing back of any stretching that occurs. A baby would seem to me to be larger than most any two penises.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Based purely on teh fact that entire babies come through there, and I have heard that women enjoy sex even after having a baby, I think that there's a bouncing back of any stretching that occurs. A baby would seem to me to be larger than most any two penises.

Well, things don't always go back to their pre-birth state. If they did, there would be no such thing as a vaginoplasty (aka vaginal rejuvenation):

http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/vaginoplasty.html
[SPREE - clinical drawings of vagina]


Moreover, ever hear of an episiotomy? There is a reason those are done. Those are done to produce a controlled tear to prevent an uncontrolled tear of the perineum during childbirth from tearing into the anal sphincter. Fecal incontinence is one potential risk of child birth if you opt out of the episiotomy and end up with a tear into the anal sphincter.

And you don't even want to know what it does to a pair of tits. Spinsterhood doesn't sound so bad, now does it?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Me
Well, things don't always go back to their pre-birth state. If they did, there would be no such thing as a vaginoplasty (aka vaginal rejuvenation):

http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/vaginoplasty.html
[SPREE - clinical drawings of vagina]


Moreover, ever hear of an episiotomy? There is a reason those are done. Those are done to produce a controlled tear to prevent an uncontrolled tear of the perineum during childbirth from tearing into the anal sphincter. Fecal incontinence is one potential risk of child birth if you opt out of the episiotomy and end up with a tear into the anal sphincter.

And you don't even want to know what it does to a pair of tits. Spinsterhood doesn't sound so bad, now does it?

(a) one can be unmarried and have no man and get pregnant and have a baby. (b) all I have to say about the rest of your stuff is, throughout history, women all over the world have sex even after they have given birth and only a tiny minority have had labioplasty or whatever. The big plus with DP is that if it starts to hurt, you can tell someone to pull back (or whatever) -- not so much an option with the baby coming out. And, as noted, the baby is likely to be bigger than the two penises.

But it's nice that you got to yap about post-birth vaginal surgery. You are kinda like raouaouaouoal in your penchant for long responses that are actually non-responsive.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
all I have to say

If only.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
throughout history, women all over the world have sex even after they have given birth and only a tiny minority have had labioplasty

Yeah but they have huge fucking cooters and worse yet, some of them cannot hold their shit in their ass. Hell, some homosexual men cannot hold their shit in their ass from all the tears to their anus from anal sex.

The women with the huge cooters would get the operation if they could afford it. They would get their tits lifted up, too.

http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic3324.htm
[SPREE - clinical pictures of vaginas being operated on to make them smaller]

http://archive.salon.com/sex/feature...ina/print.html
[SPREE - Salon.com story on designer vaginas.]

[john123]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And, as noted, the baby is likely to be bigger than the two penises.

You lead a rather sheltered life, dontcha?

BooooYAH!

[Not Me]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4685961/

• AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Body piercing and tattoos make way. The latest fashion trend to hit the Netherlands is eyeball jewelry.
  
  Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewelry called “JewelEye” in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man in cosmetic surgery pioneered by an ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in Rotterdam.

[john123]

Originally posted by Not Me

The women with the huge cooters would get the operation if they could afford it. They would get their tits lifted up, too.

And yet they still wouldn't be as tightly packed and nicely racked as you!

va.....Va......VA....... VOOM!@!

[Not Me]

Originally posted by john123
And yet they still wouldn't be as tightly packed and nicely racked as you!

va.....Va......VA....... VOOM!@!

Exactly. It is much better to not get all stretched out to begin with.