Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Neither. You should get a fucking lock for your door.

You are such a bitch. How am I going to get a lock at 2:30 on a Friday afternoon? How, sexy flat-handed brisk ass-slapping girl, how?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
When I was with her she really enjoyed a brisk slap on the ass. Open handed.

Tell me something I don't know.

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No, I am not unaware that this post is going to cause several morons to respond saying how afraid they are of the "beeg, beeg flower."

Apropos of nothing, "Not Unaware" would be a good name for a band.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can we please move on?

Let's talk about something else. Someone post a ridiculous problem please.

Worth $128, yes or no? (I can't find a better picture.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, "Not Unaware" would be a good name for a band.

It would be a good name for your wife, too. If she were Not Unaware, maybe you could get her and the check-out girl together.

Though, Charlie perfume is truly nasty.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It would be a good name for your wife, too. If she were Not Unaware, maybe you could get her and the check-out girl together.

Though, Charlie perfume is truly nasty.

Good perfume to have transfered to you, though. It is often mistaken for Off.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am not sure if it is a reference to popular culture that I am missing

Wait 6 months. It'll be cool in Minnesota then.

Or start using it now and you'll be a beeg beeg trendsetter.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, "Not Unaware" would be a good name for a band.

They could open for "Yesterday's Underpants."

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The Sugar Shack in Lake Geneva sounds fairly equivalent.

it is a universal truth that watching men who are paid for it strip is Not Appealing. squicky, yes. fuck-inspiring, no.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
When our closed fists touched and we screamed "ACTIVATE."

Shape of a bimbo - form of a spinster?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
it is a universal truth that watching men who are paid for it strip is Not Appealing. squicky, yes. fuck-inspiring, no.

You're forgetting the gay club exception. The dick dancers over at Rich's are H-O-T. And they're straight. So I'm told.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Shape of a bimbo - form of a spinster?

"fists" was a euphemism and "ACTIVATE" is not a direct quote.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You're forgetting the gay club exception. The dick dancers over at Rich's are H-O-T. And they're straight. So I'm told.

I was going to say, unless there's more than one guy dancing at a time and they seem to be into each other. Because really, it seems that male strippers are rarely if ever straight, and I'm not stupid enough to be able to convince myself the guy is hot for me.

Let the hilarity along the lines of "even straight guys don't want you" ensue.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You're forgetting the gay club exception. The dick dancers over at Rich's are H-O-T. And they're straight. So I'm told.

ha. a friend's ex dances at some clubs around town here. he is decidedly gay. and, if the rumors are true, not overly discriminating in who he will take home if the price is right. squick.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
it is a universal truth that watching men who are paid for it strip is Not Appealing. squicky, yes. fuck-inspiring, no.

Well goddamnit it's not our fault that women are sexy when naked and men look like goofballs.