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07-27-2005, 03:51 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wow. You've really proven your point. Summary judgment granted.
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The Court also sua sponte declares Sunny dissatisfied with her own figure and orders her to get breast implants and liposuction.
With costs.
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07-27-2005, 03:52 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Abstruse wit confuses him. For example, one usually has to point out that irony is being used.
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Zing-penis metaphors are the prattfalls of online humor. Including Springsteen and Radiohead on a 5 Greatest Albums of All Time list - that's abstruse.
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07-27-2005, 03:53 PM
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So Lance Armstrong is out?
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Same with Tom Green.
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07-27-2005, 03:54 PM
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
why my dog is furiously licking the wall?
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Well, if I may project a theory or two from Cesar Milan, it would probalby be bc you have either been coddling him too much and making him feel human, which might make hiim feel neurotic and not calm, or you have not been acting calm-assertive so he does not feel like all is well with the pack leader and thus the pack is in some sort of disarray which is freaking him out/ |
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07-27-2005, 03:55 PM
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#2495
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Am I too old
BUY THEM ALL and wear them often
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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07-27-2005, 03:57 PM
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No. BTW, I like that trashy skinny chick at the bottom. She looks naughty.
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07-27-2005, 04:00 PM
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, if I may project a theory or two from Cesar Milan, it would probalby be bc you have either been coddling him too much and making him feel human, which might make hiim feel neurotic and not calm, or you have not been acting calm-assertive so he does not feel like all is well with the pack leader and thus the pack is in some sort of disarray which is freaking him out/
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Perhaps she's like one of those idiot children who chew handlfuls of lead paint chips?
Cesar Milan? Tom Easterbrook has sooo debunked every one of that ginhead's theories.
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07-27-2005, 04:01 PM
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Am I too old
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Is this safe for work?
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I dont know who this is but she has major botox head |
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07-27-2005, 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont know who this is but she has major botox head
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Did you quit reality in addition to the boards? Its the Wild On chick. She's only been on the cover of Cosmopolitan, US, People, Playboy, Maxim, Boy's Life, FHM, Hungarian Cabinetry Weekly and the New England Journal of medicine in the past 24 months.
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07-27-2005, 04:07 PM
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, if I may project a theory or two from Cesar Milan, it would probalby be bc you have either been coddling him too much and making him feel human
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I'd ask you how much time you spend licking your walls, but we both know you rarely feel human.
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07-27-2005, 04:09 PM
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did you quit reality in addition to the boards? Its the Wild On chick. She's only been on the cover of Cosmopolitan, US, People, Playboy, Maxim, Boy's Life, FHM, Hungarian Cabinetry Weekly and the New England Journal of medicine in the past 24 months.
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Who the FUCK is Cesar Milan? |
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07-27-2005, 04:10 PM
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Am I too old
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Don't plastic surgeons specialize? Aren't there boob guys and nose guys? I wouldn't trust a generalist,
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I was friends withthe daughter of a plastic surgeon growing up. The wife was a piece of work. A lot of work. Husbands dont operate on wives. THeir friends, other wives' husbands, do. And they returnt the favor.
There is nothing real on that woman. Sorry guys. Her face looks odd to me. Like, half Madame Toussaud, Half real. Its a good nose job and if the rest of her face didnt look so fake, you might notice it. |
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07-27-2005, 04:10 PM
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Same with Tom Green.
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John Kruk too. He took his ball and went home.
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07-27-2005, 04:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did you quit reality in addition to the boards? Its the Wild On chick. She's only been on the cover of Cosmopolitan, US, People, Playboy, Maxim, Boy's Life, FHM, Hungarian Cabinetry Weekly and the New England Journal of medicine in the past 24 months.
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AND Rockstar INXS. How do you leave out the most important one?
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07-27-2005, 04:13 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
to wear this t-shirt?
What about this one?
I will note, if it helps, that last weekend I wore this one and a guy in the health-food store asked me for my number:
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1. Depends. If the letters are above and not over the boobs, yes.
b. No.
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