Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think the women of the board will agree that I am mainly correct when I say this is the best thread ever, the feel good thread of the year, the I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats thread!

Puppy - if it will help stem the tide of your burgeoning insecurity (and that is said with much love), think about it this way - the older you get, the bigger the pool of younger men. The life of a cougar is not too bad (so I have heard).

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Nutknuckle is my new favorite word thanks to the Joe Schmo Show.

I haven't taken to watching this religiously b/c I always seem to forget when it's on, but I did catch it last night. That show is fucking wrong on so many levels, and that's what makes it so entertaining. I'm just hoping that Matt gets something for his troubles at the end, because he does seem like a genuinely nice guy, even if he is a bit of a doofus. Giving up his trip to "Dr. Pat" after flattening her during the challenge was a nice move.

sf

Is anyone going to watch the Big Brother finals, or are the two remaining contestants so vile that no one cares anymore?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Puppy - if it will help stem the tide of your burgeoning insecurity (and that is said with much love), think about it this way - the older you get, the bigger the pool of younger men. The life of a cougar is not too bad (so I have heard).

I get the younger men thing, but I don't get the cougar thing.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I'm guessing your Hebrew school was unaccredited.

not to be a factual timmy, but the golem is folklore. I don't think you'd hear about it in Hebrew school. In fact, you'd be more likely to hear of it in an "unaccredited" Hebrew school.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Get this man a lifetime supply of OxyContin, stat!

And this man as well.

http://www.westpress.co.uk/displayNo...tentPK=7165605

(spree: more cutting off nose to spite face, or something like that)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I get the younger men thing, but I don't get the cougar thing.

Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and
on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one. Her kids are probably at home wondering why it's taking two hours to get a pack of smokes.

Origin- I guess this is a canadian term. I am not at all familiar with it, but it is pretty damn funny.

Usage- "Dude, what's up with that lady that was hitting on you over by the VP machine?"
"She's a total cougar, dude."
"Major coug."
"Take a look around, dude. This place is cougsville."

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Do you feel better or worse that she is also alleged to be a borderline autistic?

Yeah, but is she savant? Because I dig hot, nine-fingered blondes who can count the match sticks I drop at glance, ya savvy? Ahhhhhh yeah. I knew that you could.

TM

So this cougar was at a bar waiting for a horse who used to post here A handsome young twenty something approaches her and starts talking and then stops and says "wait, you are out of my league". then he babbles on saying he is a waiter slash runway model. Then he asks her if she thinks its gay that he highlights his hair . She says yes. His cell phone keeps ringing (a lot, and he answers it "yo" and then "hey dawg" with a cool guitar riff ring. The cougar has always wondered how to get a cool cell phone ring (ideally, the theme song to "Curb your enthusiasm" bc she loves it) but is too old to know how to do such things. He offers to help her for fifty bucks. She politely declines. He tells her he is "feeling her". Would she like him to program his number into her cell? She decides that even though she is in her early to mid thirties, she is way too old to be a cougar.

Was the generatino gap this serious ten years ago or is this the work of napster and the pretty fly for a white guy movement?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and
on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one. Her kids are probably at home wondering why it's taking two hours to get a pack of smokes.

Origin- I guess this is a canadian term. I am not at all familiar with it, but it is pretty damn funny.

Usage- "Dude, what's up with that lady that was hitting on you over by the VP machine?"
"She's a total cougar, dude."
"Major coug."
"Take a look around, dude. This place is cougsville."

Huh. I will keep my ears peeled.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Cougar- The older woman at the bar who is really gussied up and
on the prowl for a man, preferably a younger one.

For the poll:

At what age did younger look better than older?

Purely physical? 15.

If you actually want to converse with them after sex? 37.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://money.cnn.com/2003/09/24/tech...ex.htm?cnn=yes

OK Court ruling blocking implementation of federal do not call list. Not to provoke another (god forbid) legal discussion here, but is there any possibility that only the Okies will be affected by this ruling? Should I have gotten on the TX list too when I signed up for federal?

I'll admit, I have lost sleep worrying about all of those telemarketers losing their parasitic jobs.

I haven't gotten anything except calls from my own phone company and some political endorsements around election time since I got on the statewide do not call list. I didn't even bother to sign up for the national one.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So this cougar was at a bar waiting for a horse who used to post here A handsome young twenty something approaches her and starts talking and then stops and says "wait, you are out of my league". then he babbles on saying he is a waiter slash runway model. Then he asks her if she thinks its gay that he highlights his hair . She says yes. His cell phone keeps ringing (a lot, and he answers it "yo" and then "hey dawg" with a cool guitar riff ring. The cougar has always wondered how to get a cool cell phone ring (ideally, the theme song to "Curb your enthusiasm" bc she loves it) but is too old to know how to do such things. He offers to help her for fifty bucks. She politely declines. He tells her he is "feeling her". Would she like him to program his number into her cell? She decides that even though she is in her early to mid thirties, she is way too old to be a cougar.

Was the generatino gap this serious ten years ago or is this the work of napster and the pretty fly for a white guy movement?

I love this post so much that for the moment I am actually sad that paigow loathes me so much.

That is all.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
She decides that even though she is in her early to mid thirties, she is way too old to be a cougar.

Sounds more like he's way too young to be appetizing. The very best of the cougars are 40 or so.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So this cougar was at a bar

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You were in a club . Real men (young and old) go to bars.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
If you actually want to converse with them after sex? 37.

You see, that is just like you, bilmore. You go and say things like that and make it impossible for me to hate you.