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03-08-2005, 07:10 PM
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#2506
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it's the onset of rigor mortis.
However, this was my first real laugh of the day, so thanks to you and your Coltrane! These are the funniest thing since the Dept. Homeland Security graphics.
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I really don't understand where the penis goes in some of these. Or maybe some men have more flexible penii than me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-08-2005, 07:12 PM
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#2507
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I really don't understand where the penis goes in some of these. Or maybe some men have more flexible penii than me.
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Well, the man's face is turned away, so we don't seen the grimace.
And the woman doesn't seem to mind, but then again, she's dead.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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03-08-2005, 07:17 PM
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#2508
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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tail wagging the dog
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
penii
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just because a word ends in the sound "us" does not mean the plural is "i". Thank you for your cooperation. |
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03-08-2005, 07:19 PM
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#2509
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Barely in the news
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The joy of what? Never leaving home?
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I'm not sure what you're talking about....are you suggesting I should take the lunchboxes out for walkies?
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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03-08-2005, 07:19 PM
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#2510
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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tail wagging the dog
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
just because a word ends in the sound "us" does not mean the plural is "i". Thank you for your cooperation.
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People like you are such anii.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-08-2005, 07:19 PM
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#2511
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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tail wagging the dog
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
just because a word ends in the sound "us" does not mean the plural is "i". Thank you for your cooperation.
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Those are his balls. Yeah, weirdly skinny, but hey. |
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03-08-2005, 07:21 PM
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#2512
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
However, this was my first real laugh of the day, so thanks to you and your Coltrane! These are the funniest thing since the Dept. Homeland Security graphics.
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I had no idea that my mere presence was so entertaining to you.
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03-08-2005, 07:22 PM
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#2513
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I had no idea that my mere presence was so entertaining to you.
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Yours is more disturbing, less funny. Some of those ready.com graphics are fucking hysterical. |
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03-08-2005, 07:36 PM
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Tax question, sorry
Not about my personal taxes.
Say you have an auction benefiting a charity/registered non-profit etc., with donated items offered and all proceeds going to the organization. Purchasers can only deduct what they pay above the value of the item, right? But donors (of items) can deduct the value of the item?
Thanks in advance for your help.
tm
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03-08-2005, 07:48 PM
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#2515
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Mainstream Music Post
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str8outavannuys
I was very very late on the bandwagon buying Green Day's "American Idiot." If any of y'all have made the same mistake, rectify it immediately! It is really really really fucking good. If you're not crazy about the title track or the ludicrously overplayed "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" song, don't worry. The five part "Jesus of Suburbia" suite is fantastic. "Holiday" is brilliant. Just about the best mix of killer hooks and interesting lyrics I've ever heard. Billie Joe has finally found the perfect use for his very distinctive voice. The more you listen to this album, the better it gets.
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It's no different whatsoever than any other Green Day disc, other than that the critics (and you) now seem to like them. |
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03-08-2005, 07:48 PM
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#2516
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Tax question, sorry
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Originally posted by tmdiva
Not about my personal taxes.
Say you have an auction benefiting a charity/registered non-profit etc., with donated items offered and all proceeds going to the organization. Purchasers can only deduct what they pay above the value of the item, right? But donors (of items) can deduct the value of the item?
Thanks in advance for your help.
tm
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I think correct -- look at page 3 of this http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/p526.pdf.
If you are involved with the charity, note that they have a documentation obligation: http://www.irs.gov/charities/article...=96102,00.html |
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03-08-2005, 07:51 PM
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#2517
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Mainstream Music Post
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's no different whatsoever than any other Green Day disc, other than that the critics (and you) now seem to like them.
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Well, Blender finally came around to them! |
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03-08-2005, 07:59 PM
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#2518
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Should five percent appear too small.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
You are one brave Texan. I will miss you.
In other news, I love Sirius satellite radio. (I would probably love XM, too.) In particular, the "Left of Center" and "Underground Garage" stations will allow me to converse intelligently with Flower about hep music the next time I am in the Twin Cities.
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Sounds like fun. Just give me a week notice so I can spend a little time on the "Lilith Grrls" and "Acoustic Estrogen" channels before you arrive. Drinks are on me. Seriously.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-08-2005, 09:05 PM
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#2519
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Mainstream Music Post
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It's no different whatsoever than any other Green Day disc, other than that the critics (and you) now seem to like them.
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I've been downloading them for the last few days, because all the kids in my son's class have them, and he didn't.
His fifth grade class.
So, do kids just get into good music early, or is straaaate much younger than I had guessed? |
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03-08-2005, 10:13 PM
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#2520
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Tax question, sorry
That should have been a PM. This is a pathetic side of your personality. The donuts are charming in comparison.
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