Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by spookyfish
If so, Wonk's going to be really pissed when he reads this on Monday.

No big. Charlie Sheen lent me his Big Book O' DC Hookers.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The gran marnier is a great way to get knuckled at a dinner without looking like a lush. A fat double in a big snifter will put a perfect exclamation point on the end of an boring dinner wine buzz. And no one will lok at you queerly, as some will when you order a vodka rocks or double Glenlivet nightcap.

If you drink gran marnier when you could have a Glenlivet I WILL look at you queerly, or more accurately, as being a queer.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's what he does. Now look at the pretty pink pants while he nailguns you to the floor.

Hope this isn't outable, sebby.

I hate Huey Lewis.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you drink gran marnier when you could have a Glenlivet I WILL look at you queerly, or more accurately, as being a queer.

Nothing more compelling than a "my drink is more manly than your drink" (hi, Sidd) discussion.

(My law school is better than yo-ur-urs. )

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
AS much as I appreciate the offer, and your ability to talk about literature turns me on, notta chance. I'm still saving my BB v card stamp giveaway for Flower or the dearly departed Daysleeper.


ETA: or Coltrane, Flinty or AdL. AdL is gearhead hot.

Wow. The day wasn't even over before I fell off the list. Apparently the five times aren't evenly spaced throughout the day.

Thank God for Charlie's Big Book. Or Robust's Big Puppies. 'll never tell.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You waterhead, Richard Dreyfuss wasn't eaten in Jaws. Quint was eaten.

And I have no idea who played Quint.

Robert Shaw. WHo apparently was drunk the whole time. I don't think he lived much longer after the movie ended, if my recollection from the E True Hollywood Story: The making of Jaws is accurate.

And Paris Hilton definitley looks like a praying mantis with tits. your best yet.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You forgot about Ironwood, Sebby and Shift, the only other fuckable male posters here.

My how the times have changed.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hate Huey Lewis.

Now, maybe, but Sports? Let's face it, your objection to horns is just a cover.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Wow. The day wasn't even over before I fell off the list. Apparently the five times aren't evenly spaced throughout the day.

Thank God for Charlie's Big Book. Or Robust's Big Puppies. 'll never tell.

Don't get your tidy whiteys in a twist; its only a hand job.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nothing more compelling than a "my drink is more manly than your drink" (hi, Sidd) discussion.

(My law school is better than yo-ur-urs. )

Well then come up with a better topic. If you aren't too tired from entertaining the out-of-towners during taxapalooza. About which, incidentally, ew.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Aren't you the one who makes vodka smoothies? I realize that you find consistency boring, but an utter lack of any kind of consistency whatsoever indicates severe mental problems.

You don't understand sebby, ltl, so let me explain the difference. He meant liquer not liquor. You can put vodka in anything and its fine. So long as its vodka.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well then come up with a better topic. If you aren't too tired from entertaining the out-of-towners during taxapalooza. About which, incidentally, ew.

I am too tired for more than snarky comments from the peanut gallery, but that's not why.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like the way NFH's spelling error has turned into the whiff that took Manhattan.

Hi gwnc! I hope you had a nice weekend. Update time: is greatyoungfuck your boyfriend yet?

Same post to you, Abba.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Now, maybe, but Sports? Let's face it, your objection to horns is just a cover.

I don't dislike horns! I love Traffic and Little Feat. I even stomach certain Dave Matthews tunes (oh, shit, unless you live in a cave on Mars, somebody makes you listen to DMB every now and again). I just dislike when horns are added to bands that don't usually have them (Dead, Stones, Widespread, Crowes, Who). People seem to think the horns fatten the sound and add to the music. I say bullshit. Unless the song is written with a horn section in it, horns should not be added to it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Robert Shaw. WHo apparently was drunk the whole time. I don't think he lived much longer after the movie ended, if my recollection from the E True Hollywood Story: The making of Jaws is accurate.

And Paris Hilton definitley looks like a praying mantis with tits. your best yet.

Does Richard Dreyfuss survive Jaws?