Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I meant his sig line- here wonk use this.

"Shall I as Mayor initiate proceedings? -however titular and insubstantial and merely honorific the position. Which argues against my doing so."

My favorite scenes in Deadwood are those involving Farnham and Richardson. I never would have thought it would be possible now to effectively use the idea of the lower status Shakespearean tavern world, but that's where Farnham and Richardson derive from. To describe them as "fools" would be way off. Farnham is more Malvolio than Feste. A shockingly racist, not so puritan Malvolio. There's probably a better comparison. Lucio perhaps. But Farnham's unique from Shakespeare's tavern characters because he's actually received some commercial and social success. Nowhere near as much as he'd like, particularly socially. Yet his success can't elevate him out of the tavern world -- he clearly has much more in common, and is much closer with Richardson than Swearingen.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Lead us out of the jungle, Sheena. You can say something smart too.

CDF

She could... but she's afraid we wouldn't understand it.



(I'm just kidding, Gwinky. I'm bored today.)

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I've had attorneys say I was beautiful as well.

That's lovely for you, but keep in mind that law school really skews your values.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Does the wife know you've been seeing a well-hung she-male? NTTAWWT.

How in the hell else do you describe the inside of a vagina without falling into the "moist" pitfall.

And what's so wrong about getting a hummer from a she-male? A mouth's a mouth. It's still patriotic.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Now I'm all caught up in that true confessions for wives thing. And I found this: http://truehusbandconfessions.blogspot.com/ so I guess my day is mapped out.

Curse you, dtb.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How in the hell else do you describe the inside of a vagina without falling into the "moist" pitfall.

And what's so wrong about getting a hummer from a she-male? A mouth's a mouth. It's still patriotic.

your kid will be computer literate beyond your comprehension. one night, in your cups, you'll let on that you are sebastian- maybe you'll be proud of some post and show it to him. what you'll forget is all this is archived and he'll find them all. these perverted ramblings will cause him harm- he'll be suspious of what you do all those long days and nights when you're at the country club. wttw

that's why i turn all my embarrassing ones into emoticons

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Lead us out of the jungle, Sheena. You can say something smart too.

CDF

Flower has my proxy today, but unfortunately he is not proving himself up to the task. At least so far.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
A guy in the elevator at Louis Vuitton just told me I have amazing hair. [it is halfway down my back]

For the record, I was not at Louis Vuitton this afternoon.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Curse you, dtb.

TM

it would seem that my work here is done.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wonder what people do with all those three button suits now?

I never owned one. Make you look like a fucking box.

Only if you have an "American" waist. Three buttons is a classic look. The two-button crap that our fathers wear is not (thank you, JFK).

Although I do have a friend with two four-button suits*. And he wasn't even drafted by an NBA team.

*he regrets this.

[i was penske]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
your kid will be computer literate beyond your comprehension. one night, in your cups, you'll let on that you are sebastian- maybe you'll be proud of some post and show it to him. what you'll forget is all this is archived and he'll find them all. these perverted ramblings will cause him harm- he'll be suspious of what you do all those long days and nights when you're at the country club. wttw

that's why i turn all my embarrassing ones into emoticons

This why Penske used socks when he posted. Plausible deniability for the kids. Your wife told me our kids disabled the netnanny software you put on the PCs at your house.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How in the hell else do you describe the inside of a vagina without falling into the "moist" pitfall.

And what's so wrong about getting a hummer from a she-male? A mouth's a mouth. It's still patriotic.

I prefer my pitfalls to be moist.

As for your tendency to describe vaginal interiors, I am not sure that doing so is having the effect you intend. A guy may like hearing about how hard and long and thick his throbbing one-eyed anaconda is, but I think women do not get an equivalent reaction when you whisper, "Oh baby, your pussy is moist and fleshy with a musky aroma and a not altogether unpleasant salty flavor."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Only if you have an "American" waist. Three buttons is a classic look. The two-button crap that our fathers wear is not (thank you, JFK).

Although I do have a friend with two four-button suits*. And he wasn't even drafted by an NBA team.

*he regrets this.

The sport coat I am currently wearing has one button.

One.

Button.

So fuck all you suckers.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
My favorite scenes in Deadwood are those involving Farnham and Richardson. I never would have thought it would be possible now to effectively use the idea of the lower status Shakespearean tavern world, but that's where Farnham and Richardson derive from. To describe them as "fools" would be way off. Farnham is more Malvolio than Feste. A shockingly racist, not so puritan Malvolio. There's probably a better comparison. Lucio perhaps. But Farnham's unique from Shakespeare's tavern characters because he's actually received some commercial and social success. Nowhere near as much as he'd like, particularly socially. Yet his success can't elevate him out of the tavern world -- he clearly has much more in common, and is much closer with Richardson than Swearingen.

B-

Analysis OK but need cites/quotes from plays for full credit!!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
your kid will be computer literate beyond your comprehension. one night, in your cups, you'll let on that you are sebastian- maybe you'll be proud of some post and show it to him. what you'll forget is all this is archived and he'll find them all. these perverted ramblings will cause him harm- he'll be suspious of what you do all those long days and nights when you're at the country club. wttw

that's why i turn all my embarrassing ones into emoticons

Whereas your children will be proud of their father's ability to type in the throes of delerium tremens.

"Dad, were you a dadaist?"