Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
First off, csquared, the ultimate sexy and classy lady, is the one with the diamond hard nips. you know, the kind you can hang towels off of. I dont think EO has discussed her nips or any of her other fabulous assets here. lets give credit where its due.

See, that was my point* -- you compared her to c2ed, so my "if I were e/o" response was to tie it into another of your comments regarding c2ed. I hate it when what I think is an oh-so-amusing post results in a "huh?"

Anyway, it's all good. You are still the the Joanne Worley to my Gene Rayburn.

*Hi, Thurgreed!**

**The "hi, insert name of poster who will be annoyed by this post" schtick is funny, and I am shamelessly stealing it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know Penthouse has gone Chapter 11? turns out guys don't like to beat off while looking at fuzzy pictures of chicks in fake outer space garb getting peed on.

Sure they do. Penske would rather just do it online.

TM

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I was kinda freaked when I was on a conference call and the receptionist came into my office and mouthed "your dad is holding....somebody died." True to my profession, I called him back later and said "this is a $50mil deal Dad, priorities you know." It wasn't sudden...but then again, it was.

Akk, I was on a conference call at home when I got news that my uncle had died. Of course, we got rid of call waiting 4 years ago on grounds of rudeness, and no one apparently thought of having the operator cut into my call or try my moble, so after 4 1/2 hours of trying (it was a long conf call) my parents called a friend down the street who walked over to tell my husband, who in turn had to tell me.

Not only did it freak out me, it freaked out everyone else on the call. I didn't react well. He was one of my favorite relatives.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wow. Of course. You are the Gertrude Stein of this joint

Thank you. I can't play bridge, though I am willing to learn, and I do watch Tennis. I also don't mind sharing you with Ann, we just need a fourth now right? Evenodds?


And since I am Gertrude, I will write a (bad) poem for you.

Paigow is much like the sun in the sky
hidden at night by the moon
but knowing her glory remains alive
and back she'll be ere noon.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hell, I don't know. I'm just assuming over here. But imagine sitting in the same women's shoe store on two different occassions. The second time, the convo would go like this:

Twin 2: "Do you like these, these, those, these, these or these? Because these go well with my fall stuff, but those go better with black. And these can be worn in more than one season. But those transition from work to play with no problem. But these..."

You: "You want the black sling backs."

Twin 2: "How do you know? I really like those, but we haven't even gotten started yet."

You: "Trust me."

And then she'll go through the whole thing anyway and you'll be sticking those pumps in your fucking eyes, Single White Female style.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
See, that was my point* -- you compared her to c2ed, so my "if I were e/o" response was to tie it into another of your comments regarding c2ed. I hate it when what I think is an oh-so-amusing post results in a "huh?"


*Hi, Thurgreed!**

You could have shortened that whole paragraph up to "You whiffed, dumbass." Same difference.

TM

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Elizabeth Peters' Amelia Peabody series. ... some of her writing is laugh out loud funny.

I would second these, though I haven't actually read the majority of them. Particularly interesting about these books are the facts that (i) the heroine is not particularly bright, and (ii) is really inappropriately sexually obsessed with her husband. Makes for some very amusing reading indeed.

I am keeping one eye open for (i) the next Wheel of Time entry by Robert Jordan, and (ii) any additional Gunslinger books by S. King.

I am always fond of short story collections, actually. Good way to locate likely sources of interesting stuff.

Originally posted by Not Bob
See, that was my point* -- you compared her to c2ed, so my "if I were e/o" response was to tie it into another of your comments regarding c2ed. I hate it when what I think is an oh-so-amusing post results in a "huh?"

Anyway, it's all good. You are still the the Joanne Worley to my Gene Rayburn.

*Hi, Thurgreed!**

**The "hi, insert name of poster who will be annoyed by this post" schtick is funny, and I am shamelessly stealing it.

thanks! I wish I could have two avatars. One of Joanna Worley in additoin to my beloved Maud. But I cant remover Maud. And I will always think fondly of you as Wink Martindale.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I was hoping your twins looked more like this:



TM

Originally posted by leagleaze
Thank you. I can't play bridge, though I am willing to learn, and I do watch Tennis. I also don't mind sharing you with Ann, we just need a fourth now right? Evenodds?


And since I am Gertrude, I will write a (bad) poem for you.

Paigow is much like the sun in the sky
hidden at night by the moon
but knowing her glory remains alive
and back she'll be ere noon.

wow, nobody has ever written bad poetry for me before. THis is so Trista and Ryan!!!!(hi bilmore and thrugreed!!! ) Maybe I should switch teams. How do you feel about hot tubs?

ANd I think barely would be a good fourth. I knwo you guys have a pretty serious little thang going (thang- I speak jive). :

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
He was one of my favorite relatives.

I didn't know people had a favorite relative, let alone several. Huh. I am the only cool person in my entire lineage.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Actually, Sport's Illustrated used to be good, but sucks now. What happened?

Same with GQ. Johnny Knoxville is on the cover. Johnny Knoxville seems like a nice enough guy, and Jackass is entertaining enough at pinchhit time, but does he merit the cover of GQ? The articles have been dumbed down enough for the average Sigma Nu elephant walker to read while beer bonging Bacardi coolers. Instead of being a market leader, it chases magazines like Stuff and FHM towards the least common denominator. This is the strategy has that more or less killed Esquire. The only thing remaining in GQ worth reading consistently is the Style Guy, and even he has been slipping (how many columns do you need warning the high school punching bag that the swirly resulting from making fun of kids who shop at Wal Mart is not stylish?).

Vanity Fair remains good cover to cover. Juice has good band interviews for the aged. Us is my guilty pleasure.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
wow, nobody has ever written bad poetry for me before. THis is so Trista and Ryan!!!!(hi bilmore and thrugreed!!! ) Maybe I should switch teams. How do you feel about hot tubs?

ANd I think barely would be a good fourth. I knwo you guys have a pretty serious little thang going (thang- I speak jive). :

My pleasure. I love hot tubs. Alas barely has broken my heart, for I am the Ellen to her Anne (except she's sane.) But I can control the pain if you want her to join us for bridge and tennis.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Twins pic

TM

Yeah, but why aren't they peeing on each other?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I didn't know people had a favorite relative, let alone several.

I have a favorite aunt. Just because I think she is my real mother. I look exactly like her. (I look nothing like my mother).