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02-01-2005, 12:16 AM
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#2521
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Originally posted by cheese grits
Sweet jesus!
This reminds of fantasias that I have been having myself and brace yourself, cuz I have a revelation. In the recent past I have shared my semi-erotic dreams of Rue McClanahan with this board. A private matter to be sure.
Well, I have big news, which is hard for me to type, let alone come to grips with, its like the new truth that dare not speak its name, but the beyond the pale unbelievable has occurred, as of Saturday, I am officially out of the closet as a bigger fan of Court TV’s Nancy Grace than I am of Rue.
Oddly enough, last summer, during the Scott Peterson trial, my then best friend with benefits, Maura (name changed to protect cyber-anonymnity) called it when I was hooked on Nancy Grace’s performance on the anchor desk. Not too mention her frequent appearances on Larry King Live. At that time, I called bullshit, and said, never, never, never will I ever have a bigger celebrity fandom crush on anyone than I have on Rue. I couldn’t even predict the level of fandom it would take. But, unfortunately Maura called it. Bitch!
Either way, I’m still in shock about the whole realization. I now have the TIVO permanently set to record Closing Arguments every day and I am hoping Larry King gives her some good airtime on this Jacko trial. I can't hardly wait.
I wonder if I will dream about her?
who is redlight racicot?
Cheese grits
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This suggests to me a great poll topic. Who is the best Newber of 2005? To date, of course.
I know I am supposed to be the first to respond to my own poll, but I don't want to skew the voting!
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02-01-2005, 12:22 AM
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#2522
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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HELP--What in the hell do I do with her?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was just trying to get some clarification of the definition of the word "whiff." But since you ask, I think you should feed the homeless.
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Yeah, right.
And every second, just waiting for you or Paigow to jump up and laugh.
Don't toy with me, boy. |
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02-01-2005, 12:29 AM
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#2523
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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HELP--What in the hell do I do with her?
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Originally posted by bilmore
Yeah, right.
And every second, just waiting for you or Paigow to jump up and laugh.
Don't toy with me, boy.
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Listen, you need to be rational here. Chances are you will feed scores of genuine and grateful homeless individuals, obtaining an unquantifiable amount of inner peace, before you are humiliated by our fake-homeless gag.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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02-01-2005, 01:03 AM
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#2524
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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HELP--What in the hell do I do with her?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Listen, you need to be rational here. Chances are you will feed scores of genuine and grateful homeless individuals, obtaining an unquantifiable amount of inner peace, before you are humiliated by our fake-homeless gag.
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Play the odds, he says.
It won't ALWAYS be us, he tells me.
Jeesuz, the first dirty schlump under a bridge that farts and I'm CV and away. Yeah, right. How many homeless are gonna go hungry now, thanks to your complete lack of human empathy? Was it worth it for your tres sophist urban-chic humour? Think about THAT next time someone stoops to help the stoopid and you cry Whiff!
Last edited by bilmore; 02-01-2005 at 01:06 AM..
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02-01-2005, 01:41 AM
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#2525
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Apprentice
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This suggests to me a great poll topic. Who is the best Newber of 2005? To date, of course.
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Duh. Paigow Princess. but if she is somehow ineligible then I vote for this Mr. T. sock.
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02-01-2005, 01:43 AM
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#2526
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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WTTW
West Coast people- Watch Letterman or at least Tivo. JC tribute was very very good.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 02-01-2005 at 08:06 AM..
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02-01-2005, 02:22 AM
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#2527
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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online dating update
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Tsunami jokes are not funny.
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Which reminds me...
This morning, I was on the bus on my way to work, and happened to notice a "spa" (a.k.a. cheesy "skin care"/massage place) called Tsunami Day Spa.
That's just what relaxes me -- the thought of the horrifying deaths of 150,000 people in a matter of seconds.
Ahhhh....
I'm falling asleep just thinking about it...zzzzzz |
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02-01-2005, 02:48 AM
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#2528
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Duke gets punk'd.
Warning: Contains gratuitous use of "classy" and variants.
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02-01-2005, 02:58 AM
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#2529
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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02-01-2005, 10:42 AM
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#2530
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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online dating update
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Board Rage. It comes, it goes.
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Ditto that.
You have been a little punchy, lately, ncs.
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02-01-2005, 10:48 AM
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#2531
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Is one of these lovely ladies our own ABBA?
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=211
(Spree: Video of women getting waxed as bare as teenaged asian hookers. No nudity.)
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02-01-2005, 10:57 AM
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#2532
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Is one of these lovely ladies our own ABBA?
Interesting. Fatboy Slim track is appropriate. On behalf of men everywhere, I thank the women who undergo what is surely a painful procedure.
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02-01-2005, 11:17 AM
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#2533
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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HELP--What in the hell do I do with her?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ball don't lie.
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Honestly, and I'm not trying to be mean here, I have no idea what that means. Is it from a movie or something?
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02-01-2005, 11:36 AM
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#2534
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Hank
Your avatar looks naked, even though he is not. I am not turned on by his nudity, however.
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02-01-2005, 11:48 AM
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#2535
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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MusicPlasma
MusicPlasma is like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon for music, by genre.
Very cool.
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