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07-27-2005, 04:47 PM
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#2521
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I find your theory that your album choices were abstruse difficult to penetrate; almost incomprehensible.
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I know. I read your post yesterday.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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07-27-2005, 04:49 PM
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#2522
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I know. I read your post yesterday.
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07-27-2005, 04:56 PM
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#2523
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why can't that nose be real? I'm not saying it's not, but it seems like flawed logic to say: married to plastic surgeon = fake nose. A rich plastic surgeon isn't going to marry an above-average girl and shape her into something beautiful...actually, I can see a plastic surgeon doing just that (or trying to - I don't think it's possible)
Nevertheless, if you want plastic surgery, and Brooke's face really is fake, I suggest having Mr. Brooke Burke perform on you. She looks great.
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He cut the penis off of her face.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-27-2005, 04:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Caption please.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
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Alabama residents celebrate the opening of the state's first gay bathhouse.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-27-2005, 05:04 PM
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#2525
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Caption please.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
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"Two men filled the bed of their pick-up truck with water in order to cool themselves in it and have a beer."
Too long?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 05:06 PM
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#2526
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Can someone please tell me...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'd ask you how much time you spend licking your walls, but we both know you rarely feel human.
TM
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I would suspect her walls have a lot of lead-based paint on them.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-27-2005, 05:06 PM
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#2527
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Caption please.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
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You just rent beer. |
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07-27-2005, 05:07 PM
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#2528
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Caption please.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Two men filled the bed of their pick-up truck with water in order to cool themselves in it and have a beer."
Too long?
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I didn't look.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-27-2005, 05:07 PM
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#2529
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Caption please.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Two men filled the bed of their pick-up truck with water in order to cool themselves in it and have a beer."
Too long?
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Well, I said it shorter, but yours has a nice poetic flow to it.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-27-2005, 05:08 PM
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#2530
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does the answer to b. change if "wasted" becomes "tipsy"?
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Only with respect to the quality of the fuckee.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-27-2005, 05:20 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am sure the board mainly agrees that you are mostly correct that I am just jealous I dont have huge tits or something.
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Rumour has it that, relatively speaking, your arse is not fat. "Ping! Pow!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-27-2005, 05:21 PM
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#2532
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He cut the penis off of her face.
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True. The fucker. I'd have put it back in my pants if he'd just asked nicely. The knife was not necessary.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-27-2005, 05:23 PM
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#2533
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Caption please.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
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The next best thing to swimming in ejaculate.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-27-2005, 05:24 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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dtb
If you go to the Parker Meridien webpage, it's all kind of cool/fancy and minimalist and shit, but instead of "location," they have in big letters: "Where we're at" - and you are supposed to click on that. wtf.
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07-27-2005, 05:42 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Am I too old
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Zing-penis metaphors are the prattfalls of online humor. Including Springsteen and Radiohead on a 5 Greatest Albums of All Time list - that's abstruse.
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You mean the list wasn't heartfelt? How ironic.
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