The New And Improved Fashion Board

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Dang. I actually should have known that.

I do not know what Nazis sing? Is it the same as what deers eat?

The "clean and white, pure and bright" of Edelweiss still strikes me as a little creepy, even though he is singing about a flower. (and it would perfectly describe our Flower).

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You do realize that Edelweiss is all about the anal sex, don't you? "Nicely placed in my range," indeed.

Small and white, clean and bright?

eta: Perfectly describes our Flower.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
When the Brazenette was teeny, I used to sing her Oh Come All Ye Faithful, sort of humming over the Jesus parts. It's a pretty song and sits nicely in the richest part of my voice.

Translation: Even my throat is lined with gold, bitches.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
"Jesus Bits" would be an excellent brand name for communion wafers.

I prefer "Jesus Thins." It tracks better with the fats.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You do realize that Edelweiss is all about the anal sex, don't you? "Nicely placed in my range," indeed.

Ollie is the best ever.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
This is the first good anti-crack argument I have heard.

What?!? I can't believe you weren't completely convinced back when Whitney "Crack is whack."

ETA: I should have known to STP.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I somehow found myself singing "Guns of Brixton" to my youngest in the hospital. I imagine that will fuck her up some day.

You may as well get a jump start and put her in therapy as soon as she's verbal.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know, just because Paigow has left does not mean there is open season on the inside joke.

What inside joke? I think he's saying that if I pay for a hotel room in Florida (and a low-priced one, at that), he'll give me an extensive reading.

Or am I missing something?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I do not know what Nazis sing? Is it the same as what deers eat?

Original whiff.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Johnny Winter?

He's a natural blonde.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ollie is the best ever.

Not really. He just mixed up "Edelweiss" and "Anal Vice."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
What inside joke? I think he's saying that if I pay for a hotel room in Florida (and a low-priced one, at that), he'll give me an extensive reading.

Or am I missing something?

I don't know. You got whatever the math reference was yesterday; apparently ice cream has a special meaning, as does "friendly"; and then there's this trip to Florida.

But, hey, I'm sure there's really annoyingly inside going on with all of that. You are both just on some fancy new drug, or whatever.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
What inside joke? I think he's saying that if I pay for a hotel room in Florida (and a low-priced one, at that), he'll give me an extensive reading.

Or am I missing something?

Low-priced hotels rooms can not be found in Florida until hurricane season resumes in May.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't know. You got whatever the math reference was yesterday; apparently ice cream has a special meaning, as does "friendly"; and then there's this trip to Florida.

But, hey, I'm sure there's really annoyingly inside going on with all of that. You are both just on some fancy new drug, or whatever.

Friendly's serves ice cream. And fancy drugs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
What inside joke? I think he's saying that if I pay for a hotel room in Florida (and a low-priced one, at that), he'll give me an extensive reading.

Or am I missing something?

look, he is dumbest. then, suddenly i don't understand half of what he posts. meanwhile he has been PMing people that you're begging him to start an affair, but he keeps turning you down.

I'm just trying to fit all the pieces together.