Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You're saying the Eagles make for better viewing?

I said I'll be watching football, not the Eagles.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You're saying the Eagles make for better viewing?

I'm always amused by the size of Donovan McNabb's head. It just keeps getting bigger. It reminds me of when Ken Griffey Jr. overdosed on nerve tonic in "Homer at the Bat"...

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who cares? The big question is, does Halle have the hots for Durst and if so, why (GOD, WHY?)?

September 25, 2003 -- THE unlikeliest friendship in Hollywood these days? Halle Berry and Fred Durst. Oscar-winning Berry stars in Durst's new video, "Behind Blue Eyes." "They kiss for like 40 seconds," a spy said. "So basically, to get that shot right, Fred and Halle had to kiss for hours." Despite what Britney Spears says, Durst is evidently a good kisser. He and Berry are now tight. "Fred has been to the set of 'Gothika' once in Vancouver already and then he flew back up to be with her again," we're told. We are sure everything is platonic as Berry is married to Eric Benet.

http://nypost.com/gossip/40680.htm

Thurgreed(Kissing for hours in 40 second chunks? Damn.)Marshall

Durst is a smart fellow. Some fools might have gotten it right the first time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Probably because her husband has been receiving 'help' for his 'sex addiction.' If every hetero guy on the planet would happily go to bed with you, would you put up with that shit?

Though why she can't find anyone less repulsive than Fred Durst to hook up with is anybody's guess.

If its true that Halle Berry is fucking Fred Durst, I am now utterly convinced that we are on a crash course with the Apocalypse before year's end.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If its true that Halle Berry is fucking Fred Durst, I am now utterly convinced that we are on a crash course with the Apocalypse before year's end.

Couldn't you read? It's a fucking platonic relationship!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm always amused by the size of Donovan McNabb's head. It just keeps getting bigger. It reminds me of when Ken Griffey Jr. overdosed on nerve tonic in "Homer at the Bat"...

Maybe its gestating an offense which will pop out of the orifices in his head before next game.

"Why doesn't Donovan run more?"

Wrong question. The correct question is "Why doesn't he have anyone to throw the ball to or the time ot throw it?"

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by LessinSF
San Fran Disco Mitts
San Fran Pisco Sours

Don't forget San Fran Karen Cisco.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Couldn't you read? It's a fucking platonic relationship!

Yes, but then my comment would not have been warranted, and I wanted to make the comment.

What are you, the Moderator's law clerk?

[fufu]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Was someone talking about Nick Cage the other day?

Nick Cage and Nicole Kidman

I saw a blurbette this week/last week that he and Lisa Marie Presley were an item again. Apologies for the lack of a cite.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

"Wilco, Dashboard Confessional, Willie Nelson (news), Incubus and Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young have been added to the lineup for the 17th Bridge School Benefit concert, which will be held Oct. 25 at Shoreline Amphitheater outside of San Francisco."

Wilco and Willie in the same day would be phenomenal.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Durst is a smart fellow. Some fools might have gotten it right the first time.

You mean the wizard who said "I hope we're all in agreeance that the war in iraq is wrong?" at the MTV awards.

[NotFromHere]

Woo hoo
House votes to reinstate ‘do not call’

A U.S. court blocked the list on Wednesday

WASHINGTON, Sept. 25 — The House approved legislation Thursday aimed at ensuring the national “do-not-call” list goes into effect as scheduled next week so consumers can block many unwanted telemarketing sales pitches.
THE HOUSE VOTED 412-8 after less than hour of debate. Lawmakers from both parties uniformly blasted a decision by U.S. District Judge Lee R. West, who ruled Tuesday that the Federal Trade Commission lacked authority to create and operate the registry.
“The judge in this case is dead wrong and I’m sure his decision will in turn be overturned,” said Rep. Billy Tauzin, R-La., chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee. “We should probably call the bill ’This Time We Really Mean It Act’ to cure any myopia in the judicial branch. The bill leaves no doubt as to the intent of Congress.”

cite here

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by barely_legal
If you and leagl and Anne move to Colorado, California, New Mexico, Arizona -- oh hell, anyplace that isn't the midwest or cold, then I will gladly relocate and be the 4th at bridge. But no cunnilingus. I will have to be a political lesbian. In fact, I think I already am.

Even if you invite Slave, the no cunnilungus rule still applies.

Those are all too far from the ocean. San Fran would be OK.

I second the no cunnilungus rule.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You mean the wizard who said "I hope we're all in agreeance that the war in iraq is wrong?" at the MTV awards.

So, would Fred Durst be a step up from Dave Justice, Eric Benet, and the ex-BF of Halle's who hit her so hard that she lost hearing in one ear?

It's really sad that even with her stunning looks, her success, and what appears to be a kind personality (one little accident doesn't make her a terrible person) she doesn't believe she deserves a better man.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You mean the wizard who said "I hope we're all in agreeance that the war in iraq is wrong?" at the MTV awards.

I am in total agreeance that Fred Durst is...
a) fugly
b) stoopid
c) entirely unfuckable

And speaking of voting - we were speaking of voting - on BB4, the vote was so lopsided I wonder if Allison is wondering if she should have formed an alliance with Robert. AT least that way she could have played him as a woman hater and gotten more than 1 vote.