Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If its true that Halle Berry is fucking Fred Durst, I am now utterly convinced that we are on a crash course with the Apocalypse before year's end.

early 1994- Halle Berry films the Flintstones. No sex scenes with Kyle McGlaughlin. = late 1994- relatively peaceful times.

early 2001- Halle Berry films Monster's Ball. Simulated sex scenes with Billy Bob Thornton. = 9/11/01

coincidence?

edited to fix typo in year

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So, would Fred Durst be a step up from Dave Justice, Eric Benet, and the ex-BF of Halle's who hit her so hard that she lost hearing in one ear?

It's really sad that even with her stunning looks, her success, and what appears to be a kind personality (one little accident doesn't make her a terrible person) she doesn't believe she deserves a better man.

Who would you hook her up with?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
early 1994- Halle Berry films the Flintstones. No sex scenes with Kyle McGlaughlin. = late 1994- relatively peaceful times.

early 1991- Halle Berry films Monster's Ball. Simulated sex scenes with Billy Bob Thornton. = 9/11/01

coincidence?

Dude, step away from the crack pipe.

Monster's Ball - 2001.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can they just skip it all together?

"Oh, and they're still running, oh and he's kicked the ball again, and another guy's kicking the ball, and yet another and now some other guy's stolen it, and he's running and running and he's kicking it to someone else who's running toward the goal and ohhh, my, people, at this rate we'll have a barn burner! Its only one hour into the game and its alredy 2 to 3!!!"

S(bend whatever you like... I'll be watching football in the other room)D

Clearly the finer points of strategy and athletic abilty are lost on you. I've found that most Americans don't have the attention span necessary for soccer. We were brought up watching sports where the action lasts for 30 seconds (or less) and then everybody gets up off the ground, lines up and tries again.

One of the beautiful things about soccer is that strategy and options are changing constantly. It's not glorified kickball. The difficulty in scoring is what makes the game so great. On any given day, any team can beat any other team. Just look at what the American men did against Portugal. On paper they were outclassed, but on the field, ooooh it was magic!

Anne
Yes, I was hooting and hollering at the TV in the wee hours of the morning last summer.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who would you hook Halle up with?

Heidi Klum

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
“The judge in this case is dead wrong and I’m sure his decision will in turn be overturned,” said Rep. Billy Tauzin, R-La., chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee.

That would be Noted Jurisprude Rep. Billy Tauzin.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Heidi Klum

I was going to say Nicole Kidman but now feel silly b/c Coltrane beat me with the same sex thing. (what the hell, I'll say it anyway).

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This whole conversation is so stupid that you should all have your fingers broken to keep you from continuing typing this crap.

TM

You are now my favorite....oh, never mind.

Bn(kisssssss)B

edited to add: Hi TM!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
That would be Noted Jurisprude Rep. Billy Tauzin.

About as good as the FTC Chairman's statement that "This decision is clearly incorrect."

Sharp analysis, chief.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Essay on the beauty of soccer

I was making fun of women's soccer. And only b/c other countries (besides China and us) don't really care about women's soccer. They need more competition.

I played all through high school. Played on the club team in college. I watched the Men's World Cup too. And while I think it's a great sport to play, I still think it's relatively boring to watch.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You mean the wizard who said "I hope we're all in agreeance that the war in iraq is wrong?" at the MTV awards.

I believe that this has been covered before, but agreeance is indeed a word.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/03/10/showbuzz/

aV

[fufu]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Heidi Klum

Gary Dordan (Warrick on CSI)

should have typed Dourdan.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I played all through high school. Played on the club team in college. I watched the Men's World Cup too. And while I think it's a great sport to play, I still think it's relatively boring to watch.

Like hockey, it doesn't translate well to television--the play is too spread out to be captured on the tight shots used by television.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only thing worse than Tom Cruise in his underpants would be ... Tony Robbins in Tom Cruise's underpants.

John Blaysdow in his manpanties.

I got to see him again last night. Truly disgusting. His hair has this weird grey tone, like the shoe polish is starting to wash out, but not totally.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Speaking of that, would you find it weird to go to work and have the guy who played Samir hanging out around your building for a week? That's my best celebrity sighting of September, which says more for September than it does for Samir.