Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ranks way below Mahir as an internet phenomenon. It even ranks below "The Loser Who Lives Upstairs."

But you've got to admit, it has more élan as hobo graffiti than "Obey the D" subversive marketing crap.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So, I was just pm-ing Paigow and that made me think about the weirdest sexual experience I've ever had...

And because I am so bored of the do-not-call list and john blay-whatever his name is and the card-playing, not-lesbian-lesbians I thought I'd ask, what's the weirdest sexual experience you've ever had?...and then answer that question myself.

Once, I was dating this guy who lived in a city other than mine. Let's call him Todd, becasue that was his name. Now TOdd and I used to hang out with this other couple, I'll call them Bobby and Wendy becasue that was their name, when I would ocme to visit.

One weekend, I came to visit TOdd. We went out to dinner with Bobby and Wendy and then went back to Todd's house. We began drinking Jagermeister and dancing drunkenly in the living room. The, the boys went into the kitchen and had a pow-wow. When they came out, they started slow dancing with Wendy and I and trying to take our shirts off. Wendy and I were all like "what are you doing?" and they said they'd decided to see if they could get us naked. We told them we'd get naked if they did (bad idea...what boy wouldn't have dropped trou?). Anyway, much Jager, naked boys...it seemed like a good idea at the time.

We somehow made our way to the hottub and wound up having a strange group grope...at some point, Todd's neighbor came over and I recall sitting naked on the side of the hottub, talking to him and smoking a cigarette while he sat there fully clothed and mouth agape.

In the morning, we all had trouble making eye contact until over breakfast Bobby said "well, I've never fucked 3 people at the same time before. Has anybody else?" We all laughed. The truth was out there.

This story will hurt me if I ever run for public office.

I think you yada yada'd the key part.

My weirdest sex experience involves the night of the married guy in my underwear and little plaid skirt. I liked his friend (whose house we werer partying at- I think it as coke and alcohol but cannot remember for sure). I thought his freind was hot and after getting a gander at the married guy in my clothes, I decided it was too weird a scene so I walked upstairs and crawled, naked, into the bed of the sleeping guy who I thought was hot. Married guy in my outfit comes in and crawls intp the bed ("dude, you are ruining the plan, and my skirt!") so the sleeping hot guy =wakes up and leaves. I guess this would be the weirdest sex story of his life, really. Goes to bed and wakes up with a naked strange girl and his friend dressed up in her clothes. Anyway, married guy tries to fool around with me and I was like, "take off my clothes and call me a cab".

there was no actual sex here.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Speaking of Office Space --


In the "Really Funny Things I'll Never See" category:

*Judge at sentencing* "I hereby sentence the Defendant to 10 years in "Federal Pound [Him] in the Ass Prison"...

Really funny, unless it is your client.

[fufu]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And this one is sure to make Thurgreed smile. It represents everything that he thinks is wrong with the world.

I think I'm on TM's ignore list because he has been strangely unresponsive to my postings.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Having been a law clerk who got to deal with harassing calls, I will submit calling this judge would not be the best career move. Unless you desire is to gain experience for your next career as the bottom in gay porn.

Good point. I submit an alternate number to voice your opinion: Call the American Teleservices Association, toll-free, at 877-779-3974. Remember that, since it is a toll free number, the ATA will pay for each call received!

http://www.antitelemarketer.com/nuke...article&sid=40
[article about Dave Barry publishing this number. I love Dave Barry]

Originally posted by fufu
I think I'm on TM's ignore list because he has been strangely unresponsive to my postings.

Have you heard him refer to the "land of fu" by any chance? You are either really stupid or a great stalker sock.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Schindler's List.

Perfect make-out movie.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Those are all too far from the ocean. San Fran would be OK.

I second the no cunnilungus rule.

Ladies, ladies, can't there be a compromise? Perhaps the rule could be amended to read no obligation for reciprocal cunnilungus. Why throw the baby out with the bathwater?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
paigow's married dress-up fling

This is just so odd. And my odd bar is pretty high. That guy sounds like a wizard.

[fufu]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Have you heard him refer to the "land of fu" by any chance? You are either really stupid or a great stalker sock.

You are right. My bad, PP.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This is just so odd. And my odd bar is pretty high. That guy sounds like a wizard.

Wizard is a word in heavy rotation in my vernacular (like "cat" is to SD). You are totally misappropriating it The guy was a kinked out freak. You on the other hand, are a wizard.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Good point. I submit an alternate number to voice your opinion: Call the American Teleservices Association, toll-free, at 877-779-3974. Remember that, since it is a toll free number, the ATA will pay for each call received!

http://www.antitelemarketer.com/nuke...article&sid=40
[article about Dave Barry publishing this number. I love Dave Barry]

I especially like the complaint about the guy playing the kazoo.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ladies, ladies, can't there be a compromise? Perhaps the rule could be amended to read no obligation for reciprocal cunnilungus. Why throw the baby out with the bathwater?

Cunnilungus...

Coltrane, I think we've found the word you needed for that Karl Hungus limerick you were working on...

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by purse junkie
__________________
Can I get a witness/ I want a witness/ witness, witness

Yes, you can get a witness!

[ABBAKiss]

Can I get a witness
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Yes, you can get a witness!


No, no, no. The appropriate response is "Heeeellll, yeah."

Now get back down to business.