Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03 - Page 1699

Shape Shifter · 09-25-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Some people, it seems, just shouldn't breed.

And some people just can't take a joke. Lighten up, people. Sheesh!

09-25-2003, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
I'm getting worried about you, dear. Does your every conversation deal with me? I know I should be flattered, but, lord, woman, I am taken. Please move on. You make me fear for my rabbit.

(Rest easy. He was spoofing you. I wear nothing BUT plaid. Even the manpanties.)

YOu have a rabbit? I recommend the Magic Wand.

Anyway, I didnt bring yuou up. I was just sitting here, working and got a brrrrrrinnnnnnnnnng and it was flower writing to say that he thought you got the bilmore of the day (forgive me, petals). I said you were not eligible for it and he said that awards should not be named for people until they die to avoid that conundrum. A good point, but what would I call the award? Anyway , this segued into your plaid suit and manpanties.

I am between cyber lovers at the moment but I dont think you are next.

bilmore · 09-25-2003, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have, on ocaission, pointed to the mezuzah hanging on my doorpost and said "See this? It's my ticket to hell."

A Jewish buddy still has a poster from his more active 70's period that says "We did SO kill him." It hangs in his foyer. It's quite effective.

Shape Shifter · 09-25-2003, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Do they do laundry, too?

Had I asked, I'm sure they would have. Industrious bunch, those Mormons. Polite, too. They brought around what I guess would be an Elder-in-training, who was a local. For his mission, they were sending him to freaking Provo. I think you have to wear suspenders and a belt for that gig.

notcasesensitive · 09-25-2003, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And some people just can't take a joke. Lighten up, people. Sheesh!

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Boastful and self-important? I've bragged of everything from my golf game to my ludicrously expensive automobile to the size of my perfect dick.

I'm surprised the judge didn't see the humor.

On an unrelated note, that line was my favorite from BRC's article too! I was thinking it would make a good sig line (if I did that sort of thing AND if I had a dick)! So despite your move away from my witicisms, I'm on board with the sig line for the day. Just don't let it happen again...

bilmore · 09-25-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I said you were not eligible for it and he said that awards should not be named for people until they die to avoid that conundrum.

Do not even ask. I am not gonna die just so your dumb award can continue.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 09-25-2003, 05:06 PM

Sorry to disappoint those of you reading the subject line and looking for hot cunnilungus, but...

While touring in South America, singer Alanis Morrissette finished a show with a heartfelt "Thank you, Brazil!!"... Only problem is she was in Peru.

At least Spinal Tap only got the CITY wrong.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3136342.stm

andViolins · 09-25-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
How about telling your eight-year-old daughter that she is dying of leukemia, shaving her head, giving her sleeping pills to make it appear she was receiving chemotherapy, making her wear a protective mask, and putting her in counseling to prepare for death, all to add a touch of realism to your scam to induce local businesses and individuals to donate $31,000 for your daughter's "treatment."

Hannah, who is now eight, has been placed in a foster home and is expected to require psychological treatment (the real kind) well into her adulthood.

That is so seriously fucked up, I don't think Satan could have dreamed it up. They should put them in the same cell as the guy who stomped Geoghan to death.

After reading about these fine folks and the dude who shoots tomato-throwing Amish teens, I'm proud to live in the Buckeye state.

aV

bilmore · 09-25-2003, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm a little more concerned about how PLF might know about the manpanty thing.

I won't dignify this with a response.

(This is not a response.)

He IS pretty, though.

09-25-2003, 05:08 PM

I need a birthday present stat for the spouse who has everything (and the rest he is probably bidding on Ebay right now). The thing I was going to get him fell through (an event he can't attend).

Concerns are the following - travel and anything time-intensive is out until after mid-October due to his work concerns, I am 31 weeks huge, he picks out his own clothes, he is a Barbasol kind of guy, I've got about 4 days left, and I am trying to be creative.

Right now I have a nice chocolate custard-filled cake recipe ready to go and nothing else. At this point, I may resort to buying porn, which will at least temporarily divert his attention from the fact that I couldn't come up with a real gift.

-T(frustrated and panicking)L

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-25-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who would you hook her up with?

That question better be rhetorical.

TM

Shape Shifter · 09-25-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyway, I didnt bring yuou up. I was just sitting here, working and got a brrrrrrinnnnnnnnnng and it was flower writing to say that he thought you got the bilmore of the day (forgive me, petals). I said you were not eligible for it and he said that awards should not be named for people until they die to avoid that conundrum. A good point, but what would I call the award?

If Charlton Heston can win the Charlton Heston award, Bilmore should be able to win the Bilmore.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../people_heston

Watchtower · 09-25-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Do they do laundry, too?

I would happily do the laundry with you, just so we could chat a bit while folding. I'd love to talk about your tribe if you'll just talk a bit about mine.

And now that you've changed your signature do I have to change my profile? I so thought you were calling me!

purse junkie · 09-25-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Watchtower
I'd love to talk about your tribe if you'll just talk a bit about mine.

Is it enough if I concede I love to buy and eat the angel-shaped cookies the ladies at the church down the street from me make for their Christmas fair?

See, I even tithe.

Shape Shifter · 09-25-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
While touring in South America, singer Alanis Morrissette finished a show with a heartfelt "Thank you, Brazil!!"... Only problem is she was in Peru.

10,000 spoons.