Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Who is the best talk show guest you've ever seen? Who is the worst?

best: Steve Martin - Has done countless sketches/filmed pieces as a guest on Letterman. Also great on Carson back in the day.

worst: lately, Vince Vaughn - Duchovny should have started hanging around Luke Wilson. At least he'd have a career.* You'd think double-down Trent would be a good interview, but the man needs a writer to be smarmy funny - how sad is that?

[QUIBBLE]Chris Isaak and Harry Connick Jr. are great entertainers, though their songs have been rather weak lately. HCJr. shouldn't apologize for his music, he should be arrested for mugging his way through W&G. Unwatchable.

And Richard Lewis (who is not funny now, though he was funny when he was alternating between coke benders, alcoholic sprees, and crippling depression) is responsible for one of the great moments in talk show history. He does the Later show with Bob Costas. He kills so much that NBC doesn't air the episode because the execs think it's silly to have Costas constantly laughing during the 22 minutes. They have Lewis on again as a make-good, but he spends most of his time kvetching about being dropped, so they air clips from the other show so you can understand what they're talking about.[/QUIBBLE]

Oh, and Carson was the best talk show host ever. EVER. Leno went from awkward to fawning. Letterman's went from prickly to soft (with occasional flashes of ire), but Carson was always smooth.

* although Duchovny is a Yalie with a pile of syndication loot from X-Files and a hot wife. Why read lines when you can wake up, shag your hot wife, get some coffee, go for a jog around Malibu, play with your kids, and not deal with agents or lawyers?**

** of course, according to imdb.org he has three films coming out this year.

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No. That is merely my desire not to continue a two-year-old argument with an imaginary internet friend (you, Darling), that I consider to have been inane the first time around. If you really want to rehash my opinion as to why the use of the term "puertorican dice" was insulting in the context in which you used it, use PM or e-mail so that we don't bore the board and lose more traffic than we already have.

THis is the definition of a Post Hoc. Next time you go against SD in court, please let me know as I would like to buy front row tickets for that battle of the titans.

[andViolins]

aV

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Next time you go against SD in court, please let me know as I would like to buy front row tickets for that battle of the titans.

YOU WOUDNT KNOW HOW TO FIND A COURT IF YOU HAD A SHIRPA GUYDE AND GPS NAVIGATOR. IF YOU LUKKED INTO FINDING A COURT, THE BAILIFF AND JUDGE WUD PROBABLY MAkE YOU SIT IN THE BAK AWAY FRUM THE REAL LAWYERS.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Reading in Variety today that there's some controversy over LCS2. Drew Carey, Brett BUtler and Anthony Clark were the judges for the semi-final competition. They scored the comics performing. After everyone performed, the producers then announced the 10 finalists. The Producers cast whoever the hell they want. They didn't cast the judges' number one choice.

Carey may sue.

Can I have the password for his damages?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
YOU WOUDNT KNOW HOW TO FIND A COURT IF YOU HAD A SHIRPA GUYDE AND GPS NAVIGATOR. IF YOU LUKKED INTO FINDING A COURT, THE BAILIFF AND JUDGE WUD PROBABLY MAkE YOU SIT IN THE BAK AWAY FRUM THE REAL LAWYERS.

Paigow has been in court. I have the pictures to prove it:

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
YOU WOUDNT KNOW HOW TO FIND A COURT IF YOU HAD A SHIRPA GUYDE AND GPS NAVIGATOR. IF YOU LUKKED INTO FINDING A COURT, THE BAILIFF AND JUDGE WUD PROBABLY MAkE YOU SIT IN THE BAK AWAY FRUM THE REAL LAWYERS.

If you truly want to effectively tribute slash copy YSB (for ncs and the newbies, this is one of the socks that Cornhole and the 6am computer losers who didnt get laid- not slave bc he wasnt around at the time- invented to kill the original board), you should throw something in there about my being overpaid or something. Oh, and make it funny. Though I doubt YSB could be made funny now since he was very much of a sock of his time.

[leagleaze]

Does anyone know anything about the hells angels? Our police are very worried because they will be in the burg the same time as the Phelps clan and they are afraid something could happen.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Does anyone know anything about the hells angels? Our police are very worried because they will be in the burg the same time as the Phelps clan and they are afraid something could happen.

I can't quite picture the threat - the HA's aren't exactly a progressive group, and they're not likely to take issue with Phelps & Co.

Did anyone actually have this guiy on their list? bc he was probably already dead at the time of the poolmaking.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bilmore
I can't quite picture the threat - the HA's aren't exactly a progressive group, and they're not likely to take issue with Phelps & Co.

Neither can I, but I guess they are worried they will be supportive of Phelps or at the least violent.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you truly want to effectively tribute slash copy YSB (for ncs and the newbies, this is one of the socks that Cornhole and the 6am computer losers who didnt get laid- not slave bc he wasnt around at the time- invented to kill the original board) . . .

This is so not true. At the time Cornhole and I co-invented YSB, I totally could have gotten laid if I wanted to. I was just too busy with other things.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Does anyone know anything about the hells angels? Our police are very worried because they will be in the burg the same time as the Phelps clan and they are afraid something could happen.

Is there any reason to think that both groups being in town at the same time is anything more than coincidence? Why are the HA's meeting there anyway?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Neither can I, but I guess they are worried they will be supportive of Phelps or at the least violent.

there will counter-protests, and perhaps they're worried HA's will go after the counter protesters.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Neither can I, but I guess they are worried they will be supportive of Phelps or at the least violent.

I've gotten the sense that they're violent only against each other--that is, rival factions. 10000 of them gather in Sturgis every year, and it's just a chrome-, weed-, and tits-fest.