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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I had that reaction when I first saw Tina Fey on tv, but I think she had some work done so now she is just kinda homely to unattractive, not I-Must-Look-Away ugly. can anyone think of anyone this bag of assholes ugly?

I've seen local footage from when she did Second City here. She doesn't even look like the same person. Someone said "guess who that is?" and I had no idea and didn't believe the person until her name was displayed on the TV. I don't know about surgery but she has easily lost about 30 lbs since then.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How many women have come during a one night stand without the help of an aide?

How many have faked it so the guy would just come and be done with it?

1. No.

2. yes.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
just check out any women's basketball team.

Well, the exception that proves the rule?



(Tennesee's Brittany Jackson)

I'd say ride the DC metro.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've seen local footage from when she did Second City here. She doesn't even look like the same person. Someone said "guess who that is?" and I had no idea and didn't believe the person until her name was displayed on the TV. I don't know about surgery but she has easily lost about 30 lbs since then.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, the exception that proves the rule?



(Tennesee's Brittany Jackson)

I'd say ride the DC metro.

Sorry Burger, but she wouldn't have even made my high school drill team...I didn't say every member of a women's basketball team....but if you look down any roster, you're bound to find some UTABOAs

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
While I can think of many people, including most of my associates, who merit the description "wholly unattractive", I am struggling to think of someone who hits the uglier-than-a-bag-of-assholes facially scary.category. I had that reaction when I first saw Tina Fey on tv, but I think she had some work done so now she is just kinda homely to unattractive, not I-Must-Look-Away ugly. can anyone think of anyone this bag of assholes ugly?

I know someone that ugly. I feel bad about admitting this (don't hate me, rp) but it is hard to look a person that ugly in the face. She is very nice and has (somehow) managed to reproduce. I've never seen photos of the child, and I would be scared to do so.

She would be in the abyss for any man using the ladder theory. Even for most or all of the Season 2 Average Joes.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tina Fey

I find her attractive. Which is particularly odd because she is not particularly attractive or particularly funny.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
.but if you look down any roster, you're bound to find some UTABOAs

True, but I'd say women's heavyweight crew has a higher percentage.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
While I can think of many people, including most of my associates, who merit the description "wholly unattractive", I am struggling to think of someone who hits the uglier-than-a-bag-of-assholes facially scary.category. I had that reaction when I first saw Tina Fey on tv, but I think she had some work done so now she is just kinda homely to unattractive, not I-Must-Look-Away ugly. can anyone think of anyone this bag of assholes ugly?

Originally posted by sunnybunny
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

can you cut and paste the image here please? I cant look at her long enough to speculate what she had done. I just know she is not quite as bag of assholey as she was when she first started. and conversely, Jimmy Fallon has gotten much less attractive. maybe she passed the bag of assholes to him?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I feel bad about admitting this (don't hate me, rp) but it is hard to look a person that ugly in the face.

I thought I just had spinach in my teeth, or that you were lying about something.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Sorry Burger, but she wouldn't have even made my high school drill team...I didn't say every member of a women's basketball team....but if you look down any roster, you're bound to find some UTABOAs

The correct acronyhm is UTABOAFS

[LessinSF]

The Swan not only rocked, but is a harbinger of things to come.

This is the best reality show yet. People either: (1) butcher themselves for my entertainment; or (2) make themselves better looking for men who fuck them. What could possibly be wrong with this? Bring on the lions and the gladiators. Since suicide should be legal, a risk of death for money or fame should be too - with the proper waivers, of course, along with wagering thereon.

The Swan also is just the public face of a rapidly approaching future predicted by so many science fiction writers - the ability to alter appearance at will, change sex, shape, colors, body art, etc., i.e. freeing humanity from the constraints of the human genome, to do what they wish with their own bodies. The possibilities are virtually unlimited.

The first steps are going to be halting. Some otherwise sad and pathetic people will suffer facial tics and bad boob jobs in an effort to be like Pam Anderson (hopefully without the Hep C), and some genetic experiments will undoubtedly go awry, but the first organ transplants had a poor success rate too. Heinlein said "the moon is a harsh mistress," but he forgot to add that eventually you tame the bitch and get to fuck her in the ass if you want.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I know someone that ugly. I feel bad about admitting this (don't hate me, rp) but it is hard to look a person that ugly in the face.

I feel awful for people like that. It's depressing. What a horrible way to go through life.


See, if it weren't for Catholicism I wouldn't feel guilty about being so attractive.

Originally posted by NotFromHere

If I was including non-human looking freaky in UTABOAFS then I would have said this: