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11-29-2005, 11:52 PM
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#241
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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TCB in Iraq
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are old too? What is this, some geezer community????
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[hi dtb!]note the use of the contrary-to-fact subjunctive[/hi dtb!]
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11-29-2005, 11:55 PM
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#242
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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TCB in Iraq
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
[hi dtb!]note the use of the contrary-to-fact subjunctive[/hi dtb!]
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I wasn't accusing you of being a terrorist. If you were not going senile, you would have picked up on that.
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11-29-2005, 11:56 PM
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#243
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The really young guy works for NBC.
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You're not Taxwonk if he were funny, you're George Costanza. okay.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-30-2005, 10:24 AM
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#244
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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dammit
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It has come to my attention from a fairly reliable and loose lipped source that there are many many board hookups going on right under my nose.
You are all rat bastards, and I feel so left out. Shifty, this is not an invitation to call me.
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Really?!?! I had no idea.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-30-2005, 10:46 AM
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#245
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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NASCAR on city streets
There was a loud rumbling outside the window, and by building leaned over as everyone rushed to one side to see the Nascar racers easing on down the road. It didn't look like they were going very fast.
I think they're trying to set the land speed record for getting across Manhattan. Any time under an hour ought to do it.
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11-30-2005, 10:54 AM
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#246
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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dammit
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It has come to my attention from a fairly reliable and loose lipped source that there are many many board hookups going on right under my nose.
You are all rat bastards, and I feel so left out. Shifty, this is not an invitation to call me.
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If it makes you feel better Flinty, I am not currently hooking up with anyone on the board. I feel left out too. You at least can fling poo at the happy couples. |
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11-30-2005, 11:07 AM
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#247
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone want to put money on which one of your intrepid LA lawtalkers will be first to happen upon the Apprenties mid-some humiliating task? I'll be scouring Hollywood and Highland, watching for the dress-up-in-costumes-and-stand-outside-Mann's task, and I think fringey has the watch-for-odd-promotions-at-Starbucks-on-the-Westside covered. str8 and gatti, what are your locations going to be?
ETA - I bet Gatti signs up for trolling Trump National West Coast or whatever the name of that course is. Damn you, Gatti, you'll probably win this one.
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That's right, Darlin'. Say hi to the 6-foot Elmo outside Mann's for me. I'm walkin' down the hill to hang out at the 19th Green, stare out at the ocean, and wait for some overbred 24 year old Apprentice salesman behind the bar to hawk the virtues of -- wait for it -- Trump Super Premium Vodka.
- J. Patrick Kenny, CEO of Drinks Americas explains, “In our view, the Trump name is one of the most recognizable and valuable global trademarks in existence today, synonymous with the very best of class. Our agreement is to search the world and work to develop the very best super premium vodka, and then to deliver that product to consumers in packaging and style worthy of the Trump trademark.” Donald Trump commented, “Trump Super Premium Vodka is a big idea. Drinks Americas’ management team understands our vision for the Trump trademark. The Premium Vodka category is where the very best of fashionable spirits brands compete. That is the place for the Trump brand. By the summer of ’06, I fully expect the most called for cocktail in America to be the “T&T” or the “Trump and Tonic”.”
"Super Premium." So somewhere deep inside the bowels of Trump International, Wile E. Coyote is the branding executive. Who knew?
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11-30-2005, 11:35 AM
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#248
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by Gattigap
- J. Patrick Kenny, CEO of Drinks Americas explains, “In our view, the Trump name is one of the most recognizable and valuable global trademarks in existence today, synonymous with the very best of class. Our agreement is to search the world and work to develop the very best super premium vodka, and then to deliver that product to consumers in packaging and style worthy of the Trump trademark.” Donald Trump commented, “Trump Super Premium Vodka is a big idea. Drinks Americas’ management team understands our vision for the Trump trademark. The Premium Vodka category is where the very best of fashionable spirits brands compete. That is the place for the Trump brand. By the summer of ’06, I fully expect the most called for cocktail in America to be the “T&T” or the “Trump and Tonic”.”
"Super Premium." So somewhere deep inside the bowels of Trump International, Wile E. Coyote is the branding executive. Who knew?
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Words fail me.
I just TUIMMALB. |
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11-30-2005, 11:39 AM
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#249
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by Gattigap
- J By the summer of ’06, I fully expect the most called for cocktail in America to be the “T&T” or the “Trump and Tonic”.”
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The T&t is going to bump off the Pisco Sour? |
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11-30-2005, 11:43 AM
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#250
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The T&t is going to bump off the Pisco Sour?
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Good point. We'll know it's succeeded, and faded, once Flower starts posting about drinking them post-spinning.
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11-30-2005, 11:43 AM
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#251
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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The Apprentice LA
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Originally posted by Gattigap
wait for some overbred 24 year old Apprentice salesman behind the bar to hawk the virtues of -- wait for it -- Trump Super Premium Vodka.
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That would be good to wash down a bucket of wings from Trump's House of Wings:
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11-30-2005, 01:14 PM
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#252
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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TCB in Iraq
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I used to read this guy's blog before the military made him take it down.
Anyhow, I read in another blog today the following:
Who knew, indeed.
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More on this transcribed from the book.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-30-2005, 01:23 PM
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#253
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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dammit
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It has come to my attention from a fairly reliable and loose lipped source that there are many many board hookups going on right under my nose.
You are all rat bastards, and I feel so left out. Shifty, this is not an invitation to call me.
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What?!???? Where is your nose? |
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11-30-2005, 01:26 PM
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#254
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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A T-shirt for our times
I like it. |
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11-30-2005, 01:29 PM
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#255
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Crash
On the TCB in Iraq thing -- the whole thing is a travesty. These boys deserve sloppy blow jobs and if they're young and hot, I'd be happy to do me bit for the war effort.
Ahem...On other matters, did anyone see the movie Crash? To the extent reviewers applauded the film as showing the "shades of grey" of people who are racist, I think that's of shit. Spoiler space:
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So even though the Matt Dillon character is a racist prick, his racism somehow becomes more explainable and more in a shade of grey because...his Dad lost some contracts to Minority Owned Businesses 20 years ago and now is having trouble going pee pee on the potty? Or because he saves a woman's life after sexually assaulting her. Um...kay. And we should look more compassionately at that crazy Persian fuck who shot the gun at the 5 year old Latino girl just because some guy in the place he bought the gun a few weeks ago called him "Osama"? If the screenwriter/director wanted his characters to have a subtle mixture of goodness and badness to "make us think twice", they failed. These characters were painted in broad strokes, with little shades of grey. Big disappointment. The movie should have been rewritten by Spike Lee.
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