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11-30-2006, 06:49 PM
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#2536
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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xmas music
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I somehow found myself singing "Guns of Brixton" to my youngest in the hospital. I imagine that will fuck her up some day.
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Dissent. Radio Clash... that would fuck her up.
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11-30-2006, 06:52 PM
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#2537
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Weight
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He's a natural blonde.
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Plus he can't weigh more than a buck five. Certainly not 160 to 170. |
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11-30-2006, 06:53 PM
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#2538
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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xmas music
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
look, he is dumbest. then, suddenly i don't understand half of what he posts. meanwhile he has been PMing people that you're begging him to start an affair, but he keeps turning you down.
I'm just trying to fit all the pieces together.
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Right, like anyone could turn down dtb. Are you angling for my Dumbest crown?
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11-30-2006, 07:01 PM
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#2539
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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xmas music
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Small and white, clean and bright?
eta: Perfectly describes our Flower.
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Do you watch Keeping Up Appearances?
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delicious strawberry death!
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11-30-2006, 07:02 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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xmas music
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Do you watch Keeping Up Appearances?
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I do. I am fond of that show. She reminds me of my mother. |
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11-30-2006, 07:05 PM
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#2541
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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xmas music
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I do. I am fond of that show. She reminds me of my mother.
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My parents love that show. I think they self-identify.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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11-30-2006, 07:08 PM
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#2542
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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xmas music
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I do. I am fond of that show. She reminds me of my mother.
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Does she call you Our GWINK and when you call up does she make your dad send you a cheque, no matter how hare-brained the scheme?
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delicious strawberry death!
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11-30-2006, 07:09 PM
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#2543
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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xmas music
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dissent. Radio Clash... that would fuck her up.
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Your child will not like the music that you tell her is good, but will like stuff you hate. Interestingly, she may like music that you like but haven't mentioned to her.
For example, the Not Bobette (when she condescends to go in the car with me) vetos the Sirius channel that plays music by angst-ridden chicks with guitars, and tries to get me to listen to Hip Hop Nation. We compromise by listening to Classic Rewind. ("You've heard of The Doors?") |
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11-30-2006, 07:13 PM
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#2544
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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xmas music
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Originally posted by Not Bob
For example, the Not Bobette (when she condescends to go in the car with me) vetos the Sirius channel that plays music by angst-ridden chicks with guitars, and tries to get me to listen to Hip Hop Nation. We compromise by listening to Classic Rewind. ("You've heard of The Doors?")
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You didn't tell her your boys call you LLNB?
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11-30-2006, 07:13 PM
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#2545
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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xmas music
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Your child will not like the music that you tell her is good, but will like stuff you hate.
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This is a compelling reason never to have a child. Because it would be a shame to spend unimaginable amounts of time and money rearing a child and pouring all your emotions into the process only to find out some 13-15 years later that you actually despise him or her.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-30-2006, 07:18 PM
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#2546
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Bits
Am I the only one who automatically (mentall) sticks "naughty" in front of "bits"? Not that I don't think Jesus had them or anything (Mormons are really big on corporeality, after all), I'm just not used to thinking of him, you know, *that* way.
dtb and bnb, for Christmas songs without any Jesus-bit-inspired MOT guilt, I recommend Jingle Bells and Winter Wonderland and Sleigh Ride (et al.--I know there are many more), which mention the holiday and the dude not at all.
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11-30-2006, 07:19 PM
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#2547
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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xmas music
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Does she call you Our GWINK and when you call up does she make your dad send you a cheque, no matter how hare-brained the scheme?
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Unfortunately I have not been the recipient of cheques from her. She does call me "our", but that is just British.
She has a family much like Hyacinth's that she frequently pretends she is not related to, she hen-pecks my father and she bears a strong resemblance to Patricia Routledge. |
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11-30-2006, 07:20 PM
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#2548
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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xmas music
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right, like anyone could turn down dtb. Are you angling for my Dumbest crown?
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boy are you dumb.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-30-2006, 07:28 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Weight
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He's a natural blonde.
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Who sent you those photos?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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11-30-2006, 07:28 PM
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Weight
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You sure that wasn't his way of saying "we're so washed up, we can't afford any better"?
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No because I paid. |
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