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09-26-2003, 10:59 AM
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#25621
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Holy crap! Robert Palmer R.I.P.
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Originally posted by bilmore
More likely, IRS, prostate, and alimony.
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Right -- if drugs sex and rock & roll were the culprits, how would one explain Keith Richards?
On second thought, maybe Mick & Co. are pulling a Weekend at Bernie's on us.
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09-26-2003, 10:59 AM
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anzianita grande
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ignorato nel angolo
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Funniest Line on Television
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's an old joke that Friends should hardly be allowed to take credit for.
But here's my submission.
Seinfeld to Kramer: "Ya kept making the stops?"
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best stand up- Jay Leno on letterman, pre-Leno's tonight show clean-up, Talking about air travel- soon after the air fla. crash "You know, Air Fla. slogan is 'We go where the others don't' Yeah? like the 14th street bridge?" then moving into the crash instructions, and the guy with the inflatable vest floating in the water "you see the look on his face? he doesn't look scared- he looks put out, it's like he looking at his watch thinking 'looks like I'm going be a little bit late getting into LaGuardia..."
can't stand watching the guy now because I can't forget how not-white bread he was.
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09-26-2003, 11:02 AM
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#25623
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Holy crap! Robert Palmer R.I.P.
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Originally posted by bilmore
More likely, IRS, prostate, and alimony.
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Mine are more fun.
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09-26-2003, 11:05 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Funniest Line on Television
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's an old joke that Friends should hardly be allowed to take credit for.
But here's my submission.
Seinfeld to Kramer: "Ya kept making the stops?"
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My roommate has that entire dialogue on a wav file on his computer. He plays it at least twice a week.
One of my favorites:
"What exactly is a barometer?"
"It's pronounced "thermometer"."
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09-26-2003, 11:05 AM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Funniest Line on Television
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Originally posted by bridge of love
can't stand watching the guy now because I can't forget how not-white bread he was.
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Especially when he was on "All in the Family" or "Good Times" or whatever it was giving an earnest lecture about V.D.
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09-26-2003, 11:06 AM
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Holy crap! Robert Palmer R.I.P.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Misogynist? Come on... The guy had a few models play guitar behind him in rather conservative outfits. I don't know how anyone could hate that guy. I saw him interviewed years ago and he seemed pretty down to earth and shockingly normal for a rock star.
S(All that said, he will probably still go to purgatory for having sung that awful version of "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On")D
Editted to say I once again replied before really reading the post and now realize that PJ was actually saying she hated the VIDEO, and NOT RP. I really think the Knob Creek is beginning to rot my brain...
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That was the misogynistic video? The Addicted to Love and the one after it? How onearth is that misogynistic? It was kinda cool, kinda sleek and kinda funny, to have him have these models who look alike, but didnt, play air guitar and move in unison.
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09-26-2003, 11:06 AM
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#25627
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Funniest Line on Friends (that the lame posters havent beaten to death)/ Fashion Dont
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
My favorite Friends line that I remember right now is when they were doing that game about how well they know each other and the question was "What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?" "Animals dressed like humans". Also "what is the name on Chandler's TV Guide adress?(or whatever)" "Miss Candlelera (or whatever) Bong".
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Big Fat Goalie
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-26-2003, 11:07 AM
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#25628
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Holy crap! Robert Palmer R.I.P.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Usually you kjow your musicians arent long for the world (Jerry., Warren, George) so when something like this happens, its prtty shocking.
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Well, RP was not a musical genius. he was always a bit more of a marketing guru than a brilliant songwriter. Addicted to Love is up there with Kasmir and Are You Gonna Go My Way for 'Most Amazingly Repetitive Yet Catchy Song.'
I didn't expect someone like RP to drop dead. I'm guessing he probably had garden variety arteriosclerosis or some wierd genetic condition. He certainly didn't party like Jerry (1974 - Jerry had a cholestrol level in excess of 450 and lived for many months on heroin, Hagen Dazs and smokes while not leaving his apartment) or Warren, who once stated that he had a hard time remembering most of 1978 through 1980.
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09-26-2003, 11:07 AM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
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Holy crap! Robert Palmer R.I.P.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Editted to say I once again replied before really reading the post and now realize that PJ was actually saying she hated the VIDEO, and NOT RP. I really think the Knob Creek is beginning to rot my brain...
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Right. And despite the video bimbo collection, he gets many points for being such a consistently snappy dresser.
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09-26-2003, 11:10 AM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Holy crap! Robert Palmer R.I.P.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He certainly didn't party like Jerry (1974 - Jerry had a cholestrol level in excess of 450 and lived for many months on heroin, Hagen Dazs and smokes while not leaving his apartment) or Warren, who once stated that he had a hard time remembering most of 1978 through 1980.
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You make these sound like bad things. It's not the fun things in life that kill you, it's the stressors.
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09-26-2003, 11:11 AM
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Holy crap! Robert Palmer R.I.P.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, RP was not a musical genius. he was always a bit more of a marketing guru than a brilliant songwriter. Addicted to Love is up there with Kasmir and Are You Gonna Go My Way for 'Most Amazingly Repetitive Yet Catchy Song.'
I didn't expect someone like RP to drop dead. I'm guessing he probably had garden variety arteriosclerosis or some wierd genetic condition. He certainly didn't party like Jerry (1974 - Jerry had a cholestrol level in excess of 450 and lived for many months on heroin, Hagen Dazs and smokes while not leaving his apartment) or Warren, who once stated that he had a hard time remembering most of 1978 through 1980.
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Wrong, Palmer was a genius. YOu apparently only know his eighties oeuvre which is classic eighties but not genius. Listen to his seventies funk inspired stuff. Outstanding. Absolutely stands the test of time.
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09-26-2003, 11:14 AM
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#25632
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Funniest Line on Television
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My roommate
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I knew you were still in college.
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09-26-2003, 11:16 AM
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#25633
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Funniest Line on Television
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I knew you were still in college.
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It's a huge dorm room though. I've got a sheet hanging over my bed and everything for privacy. Wanna come over?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-26-2003, 11:16 AM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Fucking telemarketers and Fucking Judges
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
OK, who has this judge's home number?
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Dunno about home, but the tel. no. on his letterhead: (303) 844-5018
Chambers Facsimile (303) 335-2155
Secretary: Stacy Steinbrecher (303) 844-5018
Courtroom Deputy Clerk: Edward Butler (303) 844-5018
Docket Clerk, Civil Matters: Patricia Pirner (303) 844-5018 or 303-844-3433
Docket Clerk, Criminal Matters: Elaine Quintana (303) 844-2115
Court Reporter: Therese Lindblom (303) 844-5018 or 303-628-7877
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09-26-2003, 11:18 AM
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#25635
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Funniest Line on Television
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's a huge dorm room though. I've got a sheet hanging over my bed and everything for privacy. Wanna come over?
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I'm a tiger, not a cougar.
Yet.
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