Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
you mean, where people don't lie about their sexual history? I've lived in both, and saw nearly as much random hooking up and infidelity in the semi-small town. Don't they at least get news reports there that some people have sex out of wedlock?

I'm not surprised that there are virginal people out there--of course there are. But I'm surprised that a) those people would try out for the bachelor and b) that they would be shocked, SHOCKED!, by the existence of people a little less pure than themselves.

Of course, it could all be attributable to cattiness and careful editing.

My favorite line of the night was when Jenny S, the married personal training spy said "she's old but she;s not mature" about Trish. Notable runnerup was that Jenny's observations that Trish destrpyed marriages. Memo to Jenny- you are hating on the playa not the game. Dont these bimbo morons know that when a man starts fucking around that its not the mistress's fault? People are so unbeliebabley fucking stupid in this county. Makes me want to move with Anne Catherine to Quebec

[Not Me]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
so, should i serve tomato basil or cream of mushroom soup at my wedding?

This depends entirely on the rest of the menu. If the main course has tomatoes in it, I would not serve the tomato basil soup. If the main course has a cream sauce, I would not serve the cream of mushroom.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
you mean, where people don't lie about their sexual history? I've lived in both, and saw nearly as much random hooking up and infidelity in the semi-small town. Don't they at least get news reports there that some people have sex out of wedlock?

Could be we're passing contexts in the night, but I'm thinking of many, many small places (note that, to me, Chicago, or St. Louis, are not "semi-small towns") where a woman that age stating publicly that she'd had 35 partners would truly be a shocking thing.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess


Give me a room of peroxide jobs with minnie mouse voices who are dying to marry some rich athlete but wont admit they are golddigging skanks, or Trish, and I would hang with Trish any day of the week..

Jesse's problem is that he's getting advice from his Christian Athlete Fellowship buddy Jenny. She married her scrawny husband young and virginal, and thinks Jesse should do the same. Jesse, meanwhile, dumped the Sunday prayer breakfasts because he was staying up too late hanging in the big city with his football buddies, getting his choice of fine NYC ass on a regular basis. Hell, he probably fucked trish already, pre-bachelor, and neither of them remember it--she's exactly the type of woman he's been dating/fucking before. If he really regretted that choice, he would have asked Jenny to take him to church with her for a few sundays to meet the old fashioned girls. But he didn't. I'm kind of waiting for the "secret interview tape" with him--I'm guessing it's just like Bill's: "I like women. Lots of women . . . hot women."

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Dualit
You have similar sleeping habits to the SO. I, on the other hand, sleep on my back and throw off a lot of heat. I'm concerned about the heat retention. I am constantly trying to cool off in the middle of the night -- during the winter, I usually sleep with one leg uncovered, even in a freezing room.

I have the same concerns. I've always heard the foam mattresses are much better for your back, but not good for "hot sleepers."

Is there a good compromise? Are there any hot sleepers out there with a foam mattress that doesn't overheat them?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bilmore
Could be we're passing contexts in the night, but I'm thinking of many, many small places (note that, to me, Chicago, or St. Louis, are not "semi-small towns") where a woman that age stating publicly that she'd had 35 partners would truly be a shocking thing.

Well, sure, in towns small enough that means she's fucked your husband and the pastor, and probably gave your son a handjob.

I guess the sheltered people stayed home in their shelters when I was living there, so I didn't get to see their shock that people not married by 19 might have sex with someone before marriage. And might do it again with someone else.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bilmore
Could be we're passing contexts in the night, but I'm thinking of many, many small places (note that, to me, Chicago, or St. Louis, are not "semi-small towns") where a woman that age stating publicly that she'd had 35 partners would truly be a shocking thing.

Yes. Deny, deny, deny is the mantra in most of those places.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Jesse's problem is that he's getting advice from his Christian Athlete Fellowship buddy Jenny. She married her scrawny husband young and virginal, and thinks Jesse should do the same. Jesse, meanwhile, dumped the Sunday prayer breakfasts because he was staying up too late hanging in the big city with his football buddies, getting his choice of fine NYC ass on a regular basis. Hell, he probably fucked trish already, pre-bachelor, and neither of them remember it--she's exactly the type of woman he's been dating/fucking before. If he really regretted that choice, he would have asked Jenny to take him to church with her for a few sundays to meet the old fashioned girls. But he didn't. I'm kind of waiting for the "secret interview tape" with him--I'm guessing it's just like Bill's: "I like women. Lots of women . . . hot women."

Bill who? Clinton? Apprentince? Baggins?

I imagine he would remember Trish bc she is proablaby one of the only natural haircolored, titted persons he banged/ Like her or hate her, theres is something sohphisiticated seeming about her, even if she is a "model" from Florida. I imagine most of those lucky winners who woke up with Jesse Palmer werent terribly sophisticated. Jesse is probably looking for someone to class him up a bit. HE probably couldnt pick Tara or Manday Jaye (gag) from any of his other bedmates in a police lineup.

as for trish she might remember him bc you dont bang pro athlestes on a daily basis. its more like an occasional thing . unless you are julie, the professinoal cheerleader from sacramento

[Replaced_Texan]

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[bilmore]

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[Alex_de_Large]

when you are a prominent TV sports commentator.

spree: link to news story.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
when you are a prominent TV sports commentator.

spree: link to news story.

Fucking stupid limey.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes. Deny, deny, deny is the mantra in most of those places.

Who'da thunk Buddhism had spread so far?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Saw this on the news last night:

Amazing video/slideshow of the path of the deadly tornado that hit near here Tuesday. You can actually see the spiral path of the storm carved into the dirt of the farm fields...

Link

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
[Story with "lazy nigger" quote]

I find it interesting that the people who say things like this always follow it with, "I made a stupid mistake which I regret," or "I can't believe I did it. It was just a moment of stupidity."

You made a mistake? Uh, no. You actually think that way. I guess the mistake was that you accidentally let people in on the way you actually feel? That's what you regret. And that's what you can't believe you did. These types of people see that "moment of stupidity" as when it comes out of their mouth and not the many, many times they've thought that shit and wanted to say it in the past.

But there I go, being all PC again.

TM