Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Someone sent that to me yesterday to post on the Texas board. It's been up in the Jenkins thread for about 24 hours now.

I've been trying to post unrelated stuff in the Jenkins thread to boost traffic, but I'm not sure it's working.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
As far as I can tell, my cervix has survived its encounters with a variety of penises relatively unscathed, and I have never had complaints about the relative sizes of the penises it may have had cause to come into contact with.

Now I know where that echo is coming from!!

Originally posted by leagleaze
If they are ringers that is preferable. If they aren't, the show, stating in the recap it was V's fault that they came in second, has just jumped the shark.

I think the guy with horns on his head should just admit he is gay and get it over with.

Gus and Hera are cool, but is he an alcoholic or what?

And hey, how have you been?

I am well thank you. Yourself?

I didn't notice Gus was an alcoholic which is odd bc I can smell the booze on Brett somers in match game reruns coming through the set. What am I missing?

Jonathan looks like a litigiiuos bastard. I predict lawsuit for defamation of character and for instigating his divorce.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
As far as I can tell, my cervix has survived its encounters with a variety of penises relatively unscathed, and I have never had complaints about the relative sizes of the penises it may have had cause to come into contact with.

Roll over, lay flat on the bed and let an average to large sized man drive it home for a few minutes. I'm willing to bet you'll feel "bottoming out". From the noises I've heard, it sounds kinda painful, but you might have anatomy that renders you immune...

Only one way to find out. Let us know how it goes...

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Brett somers in match game reruns

She's doing a review on her life...

http://www.brettsomers.com/engagements.shtml

I reccomend going.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is it a sin for women to masturbate?

And if so, on what grounds?

Not a clue, man. Must have missed that day in CCD class.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Roll over, lay flat on the bed and let an average to large sized man drive it home for a few minutes. I'm willing to bet you'll feel "bottoming out". From the noises I've heard, it sounds kinda painful, but you might have anatomy that renders you immune...

Only one way to find out. Let us know how it goes...

That, or the when the guy is coming from behind and is semi-squatting instead of kneeling and has his legs outside of her legs.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Roll over, lay flat on the bed and let an average to large sized man drive it home for a few minutes. I'm willing to bet you'll feel "bottoming out". From the noises I've heard, it sounds kinda painful, but you might have anatomy that renders you immune...

Only one way to find out. Let us know how it goes...

I must have a fairly high pain threshold, because my ex was larger than average. I do have issues with larger vibrators, though. Any plastic longer than seven inches scares me.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm not phobic about the ear thing; I just think its a waste of time. Its wasted foreplay that, for some odd reason, just about every chick I know has insisted trying on me.

I also don't find ears at all attractive. In fact, they're ugly.

You must have furry ears. There's something compelling about furry ears. It's like petting a puppy. Not hairy, but furry - there's a difference. Furry good, hairy bad.

And who the hell watches Match Game reruns?

[Seasonal Sock]

Candy Canes.

People who break out in song for no reason.

Coaches shorts.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And who the hell watches Match Game reruns?

Here's an old pic of (from left to right) penske, me, paigow, and bilmore from the old board:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
???? Dude, you get numb after about a minute of pounding, and once you get numb, you can go forever. That slow shit is what'll cause early misfires.

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Dissent. I recently had some very quick jackrabbit sex. Fucking 24 year olds. He thought I came.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I must have a fairly high pain threshold, because my ex was larger than average. I do have issues with larger vibrators, though. Any plastic longer than seven inches scares me.

It isn't the size as much as the angle.

7 inches scares you? The average penis is 6 inches? Is an inch that much difference?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dissent. I recently had some very quick jackrabbit sex. Fucking 24 year olds. He thought I came.

We know when you come by the shudder. You can fake the screams, the jumping around and everything else, but you can't fake that little shake you all do when you're coming. Now, before you tell me you don't shudder, which someone will, you do. Its all a matter of degree. Some of you tense up and grab us while you do it. Some of you shake like an earthquake. But you all do it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We know when you come by the shudder. You can fake the screams, the jumping around and everything else, but you can't fake that little shake you all do when you're coming. Now, before you tell me you don't shudder, which someone will, you do. Its all a matter of degree. Some of you tense up and grab us while you do it. Some of you shake like an earthquake. But you all do it.

It would appear that you need to school the 24-y-o grasshopper.