Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] - Page 171

bold_n_brazen · 12-30-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Her IM address lists her as "Idle," so she must be at work or something.

She's been idle for almost 7 days. I think perhaps she's met with foul play. Or something.

Hank Chinaski · 12-30-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You don't really know that he was sitting impotently. He's got web access. Weed could very well have been jerking off to internet porn. Or soccer scores. Or something.

you think Weed has an office with doors? Please. Senior legal assistants at 3rd tier NY firms have a cube. maybe even have to share.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-30-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you think Weed has an office with doors? Please. Senior legal assistants at 3rd tier NY firms have a cube. maybe even have to share.

You think the fact that Ironweak shares a cubicle with some other dude is going to stop him from masturbating to video clips from the latest Celtic-Rangers match?

Pretty Little Flower · 12-30-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was about to post "My God, man. This has all but a postmark on it."

Then I thought about warm butter is like, and I thought, "ooooh... burn."

BTW, do you intentionally seek to cultivate the voice of Baby Stewie in the reader's head?

See you at Jai Alai practice.

LessinSF · 12-30-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Finally, I advise everyone reading to bet the over (56) in the Holiday Bowl tonight, as well as on Northwestern tomorrow morning. I am on fire in Bowl Games, so get on it.

ETA: Did I say over? I meant under, honestly. However I just had a near heart attack after putting $1900 on Oklahoma +2.5 to win $100 with 8 minutes left, and then having to watch Oregon come alive and come about two inches away from winning the game by 4. Thankfully, the Leaf genes reared themselves just in time. But holy fuck, for the second time this bowl season, even taking a knee was an adventure.

Dude. I so bet against you. Thanks. Also won on Oklahoma and Utah, but am losing on UCLA right now.

My picks this weekend:

SOUTH CAROLINA -3.5 tonight
MIAMI -6.5 tonight
FRESNO ST -7.0
TEXAS TECH -3.5
LOUISVILLE +8.0
WISCONSIN +10.5
OHIO ST -4.5 (I might bet this on the money line. Notre Dame will lose, but they might make it close, but I cannot emphasize enough that Notre Dame will lose.)
GEORGIA -6.5
FLORIDA ST +10.0

Hank Chinaski · 12-30-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You think the fact that Ironweak shares a cubicle with some other dude is going to stop him from masturbating to video clips from the latest Celtic-Rangers match?

Does he "like" the Japanese guy best? Atticus said liking asian guys is the first baby step to full-fagdom.

str8outavannuys · 12-30-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
So sorry to interrupt your somewhat unimaginative gloating, but Michael Doliac just e-mailed his last pointless comment and I am on. my. way.

Who knew he was moonlighting as a corporate lawyer?

ltl/fb · 12-30-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Excellent work. But let me offer some minor constructive criticism... It's best to find photos with sheer lingerie, where the best parts are not airbrushed out.

If you can't see at least the nipples through the fabric, its just not good lingerie, imo.

(a) Weedy, this is not like Coltrane's work. None of them have freakishly long torsos.

(2) Sebbage [pronounced like cabbage], I was being SFW. There is plenty of nipplage on the site. Go shop for the spouse. "Place Coupons Code PH05 in the comments section of the checkout form and we will deduct 15% on sale merchandise or 10% on regularly priced merchandise from your order from December 29th until December 31st. Offer expires December 31, 2005. Not to be combined with any other offers." Excludes Aubade Piraterie de l'Amour collection (a 2006 collection).

str8outavannuys · 12-30-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Dude. I so bet against you. Thanks. Also won on Oklahoma and Utah, but am losing on UCLA right now.

My picks this weekend:

SOUTH CAROLINA -3.5 tonight
MIAMI -6.5 tonight
FRESNO ST -7.0
TEXAS TECH -3.5
LOUISVILLE +8.0
WISCONSIN +10.5
OHIO ST -4.5 (I might bet this on the money line. Notre Dame will lose, but they might make it close, but I cannot emphasize enough that Notre Dame will lose.)
GEORGIA -6.5
FLORIDA ST +10.0

Oh, no, I'm on South Carolina and Miami too.

By the way, I bought a TON of UCLA shares at 11 when they were down 22-0. They're now winning by 7. Sweeeeeeet. Sell! Sell! Sell!

taxwonk · 12-30-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you think Weed has an office with doors? Please. Senior legal assistants at 3rd tier NY firms have a cube. maybe even have to share.

Thank God you live in Detroit, where there is so much empty office space that even the mailroom supervisor has his own office.

str8outavannuys · 12-30-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Oh, no, I'm on South Carolina and Miami too.

By the way, I bought a TON of UCLA shares at 11 when they were down 22-0. They're now winning by 7. Sweeeeeeet. Sell! Sell! Sell!

I can't believe I lost my teasers that included Northwestern, because not one, but TWO onside kicks got returned for touchdowns. By the same fucking guy! That Northwestern kicker is off the charts bad.

LessinSF · 12-30-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I can't believe I lost my teasers that included Northwestern, because not one, but TWO onside kicks got returned for touchdowns. By the same fucking guy! That Northwestern kicker is off the charts bad.

So far so good with UCLA, just need the Gamecocks to come through to guarantee the day and make Miami the gravy.

str8outavannuys · 12-30-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
So far so good with UCLA, just need the Gamecocks to come through to guarantee the day and make Miami the gravy.

Choke of the year.

pony_trekker · 12-30-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
An average of over 4 miles a day, every day. Every single god damned day.

On the other hand, I was chatting with this dude after spin class the other day and he mentioned that, in his 20s and 30s, he often would run 4000 miles a year. He kind of fucked up his body doing that, though. But damn, man. I don't think I drive that far in a year.

The only way I could do that is with a twinkie on a stick held in front of me.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-31-2005, 09:20 AM

An uneasy quiet has settled over the board this morning and I think I know why. So I'll just articulate what I am guessing is on all of our minds. Watching the early morning Aston Villa-Arsenal fixture live on Fox Soccer Channel, and watching the artistry of Milan Baros, it is hard not to look ahead to the World Cup and recall that the U.S. will be facing not only group top seed Italy, but the potentially more dangerous Czech Republic. Well, all I can say is that, though the U.S. has undeniably drawn one of the tougher groups, remember that it was just two summers ago when unlikely Greece was on its way to the Euro Championships by knocking off arguably superior teams, including Baros' Czech Republic. I hope that provides some much needed perspective this early New Year's Eve morning.