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11-30-2006, 07:31 PM
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#2551
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xmas music
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
boy are you dumb.
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Not that dumb.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-30-2006, 07:37 PM
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#2552
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You didn't tell her your boys call you LLNB?
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She has still not forgiven me for the time, while driving a group of her friends home from the mall, I responded to the Alpha Teen's "it's cool of you to drive us home, Mr. Not" by saying "you're welcome -- I am pretty fly [pause] for a white guy."
Her friends loved it. She was mortified. |
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11-30-2006, 07:38 PM
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#2553
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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xmas music
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Originally posted by Not Bob
She has still not forgiven me for the time, while driving a group of her friends home from the mall, I responded to the Alpha Teen's "it's cool of you to drive us home, Mr. Not" by saying "you're welcome -- I am pretty fly [pause] for a white guy."
Her friends loved it. She was mortified.
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Oh, Mr. Bob. I'll bet you say that to all the teenaged girls. |
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11-30-2006, 07:41 PM
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#2554
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Originally posted by dtb
Oh, Mr. Bob. I'll bet you say that to all the teenaged girls.
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Of course not. Just the hot ones. |
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11-30-2006, 07:45 PM
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#2555
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Of course not. Just the hot ones.
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So does your wife's ESP only work when you're talking to adult females?
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delicious strawberry death!
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11-30-2006, 07:48 PM
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#2556
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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xmas music
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
She has still not forgiven me for the time, while driving a group of her friends home from the mall, I responded to the Alpha Teen's "it's cool of you to drive us home, Mr. Not" by saying "you're welcome -- I am pretty fly [pause] for a white guy."
Her friends loved it. She was mortified.
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I am mortified for her. And ashamed on behalf of all adults. I am going to close my office door, turn off my light, and have a good, cleansing weep-fest.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-30-2006, 07:54 PM
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#2557
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am mortified for her. And ashamed on behalf of all adults. I am going to close my office door, turn off my light, and have a good, cleansing weep-fest.
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She did refer to Nirvana as "classic rock" once, so I do at least know that she's my daughter. |
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11-30-2006, 07:56 PM
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#2558
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
So does your wife's ESP only work when you're talking to adult females?
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Ironically/coincidentally, she wasn't in the car. |
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11-30-2006, 08:02 PM
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#2559
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Ironically/coincidentally, she wasn't in the car.
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Is your wife present when you contemplate compliments on the waitress's new hairstyle? I'm confused!
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delicious strawberry death!
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11-30-2006, 08:07 PM
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#2560
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Is your wife present when you contemplate compliments on the waitress's new hairstyle? I'm confused!
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Ah, gotcha. The "pretty fly" comment was a spontaneous utterance -- no contemplation. |
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11-30-2006, 08:11 PM
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#2561
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Hm.
So, the person who did the stupid thing with the time zone on Tuesday, I just walked in her office, and she offered me chocolate instantly, said she sent me an email, and flinched back into her chair when I walked forward.
Maybe I need to soften it up a bit.
The weird thing is, we are actually kinda friends. As long as we aren't dealing with work.
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11-30-2006, 08:14 PM
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#2562
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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xmas music
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
boy are you dumb.
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Do you think he's talking about a bible reading? |
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11-30-2006, 08:24 PM
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#2563
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by dtb
Do you think he's talking about a bible reading?
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Whatever you want. It's your hotel room.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-30-2006, 08:39 PM
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#2564
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Vickie's
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My parents unmercifully made fun of me when I came home fat from school, and presently insult my current haircut every chance they get, in front of whoever's around.
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2. Specifically, my mom said, "your ass is huge. How much weight have you put on?"
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-30-2006, 08:49 PM
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#2565
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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xmas music
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My dad sang me "Michelle, ma belle" all the time when I was little. Too bad my name is not Michelle or anything close to it.
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My dad sang me "Lolipop, lolipop, oh loli loli loli, lolipop". There was an inside joke there (not one with people on the board, one with my dad), but I'm not explaining it. You people just wouldn't understand.
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