Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Anttwat]

I have found a product for those of you with the "corn" issues. It's an ass-tringent and the site offers ass-timonials.
Use this before every date. Best part is Pucker says it tingles.

mintyass.com




Pucker says "you can't put a price on a clean ass."

[SEC_Chick]

I know that several of you are probably impacted by this breaking news!!!

Cnn.com

U.S. recalls all Segway scooters sold to consumers for falling hazard. Details coming.

Edited because cnn corrected their incorrect newsflash:

U.S. says Segway recalls all scooters sold to consumers for falling hazard. Details coming.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
George Plimpton is dead? My friend just started working for him liek less than two months ago and said he was totally spry amd healthy and went out every night.

THis is all very kinda puzzling and fucked up

One person from here I know is in mourning is Sidd. After all, it was George Plimpton in 1985 who, in a Sports Illustrated article, introduced the world to Sidd Finch.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You can still come over. Just don't fuck with my Bob Marley poster.

{Confidential to RP: He lies. It's an M.C. Escher print and a John Belushi poster. Run!}

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by leagleaze
As a side note it seems that CNN and FOX are having a bit of fun with each other. Tucker on CNN gave out FOX's number claiming it was his own. In return, FOX posted his real phone number on their web site.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,98365,00.html

Well, it looks like they edited the title to swap in his home # with his office #. But, if you want to see the original title of the article that has, what appears to be, Mr. Carlson's home #, click on Leagl's link, and, in the search box on the Fox News page, type in "Carlson" and you'll get the remnants of some sloppy website administration.

If, by this time, someone at Fox purged the website of the offending number, here is a screendump of my search:

http://www.geocities.com/pretermitte...tuckergoof.jpg

Edited to fix typo.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
One person from here I know is in mourning is Sidd. After all, it was George Plimpton in 1985 who, in a Sports Illustrated article, introduced the world to Sidd Finch.

Indeed. It's a death in the family for me.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Indeed. It's a death in the family for me.

How did he die? anyone? I havent seen anything specfic.

So this college friend of mine calls from way out of the blue to tell me he is spending twelve weeks in the City and would i like to visit him (hello!) and we get on the subject of hair. Apparnetly, our good friend Jerry, who was quite hairy , and quite isnt strong enough a word,. had lost all of his hair. which is not a shock consiering the fur level, which I unfortuntaley got to feel when one day, while I crashed at their place when between apartments, he decided to take his clothes off and crawl into bed and spoon me (shiver, so nasty), is on rogaine and has regrown his hair into "a gay hairstyle".

I did not know that stuff owrked. Glad to hear it does.

CArry on.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
{Confidential to RP: He lies. It's an M.C. Escher print and a John Belushi poster. Run!}

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How did he die? anyone? I havent seen anything specfic.

And with all the forensic examinations these days occurring in such poorly-lit* conditions, we may never know.

*B, p.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I believe the phone company has such a service. They at least have one where you have to speak your name and then it rings. I think they also have one where you have to enter a code. Not that I want my outrageously large phone bill getting any bigger, though.

Those services suck, incidentally. Partner I work with has one, and I've given up and just started calling his cell when he's working from home. He's getting it disconnected because he's discovered that callers like emergency services (calling about a gas leak) and his kids' schools can't get through.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Speaking of that, would you find it weird to go to work and have the guy who played Samir hanging out around your building for a week? That's my best celebrity sighting of September, which says more for September than it does for Samir.

Quoting myself to say spoke too soon. Jessica Alba and Portia de Rossi were nearby (not together) at the Radiohead concert last night. Which was AWESOME, by the way. As was the White Stripes concert on Monday. Hard to say which was more AWESOME. They were both AWESOME.

More details when I have a moment, which will probably be some time in late October.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
U.S. says Segway recalls all scooters sold to consumers for falling hazard. Details coming.

Didn't they figure that out after W fell off one?

Dua(maybe they thought that incident was an anomoly, just like with pretzels)lit

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
And with all the forensic examinations these days occurring in such poorly-lit* conditions, we may never know.

*B, p.

I dunno, he was in NYC, wasn't he? Those labs and stuff on L&O seem relatively well-lit. NYPD Blue also has good lighting.

However, if he died on a trip to Miami or Vegas I fear for the investigation.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
A friend of mine recently told me about this site:

www.fantasyteevee.com

The premise is that you act as executive of a network, set your TV lineups, and compete against other networks. I was wondering if anybody on the FB was interested in a little friendly (or vicious, if you prefer) TV competition....

Here's my line-up:

8:00 p.m: The Lottery - a reality show based on the Shirley Jackson story.
8:30 p.m.: The Miller Lite Cat-Fight Girls disrobe very slowly
9:00 p.m: Live Executions of Criminals (1 hour)

What do I win?